I Can't Be Sword God我不可能是剑神

Seems like I forgot to leave a review here. This is a pretty interesting novel. I was really enjoying the story until the unfortunate nosedive of the translation. It goes from good and comprehensible to literal mutterings of some eldritch entity. I had to unfortunately drop the novel cause of how bad the translation was

read to ch100 so far the story is fun and enjoyable but the translation takes a nosedive after 10 chapters or so.
The MC is like a combination of "Heavenly Dao Rankings: I Am Exposed As The Sword God" and " I Turn Out to Be a Grand Master" where MC is leveling and at the start he is already lvl71 or so but he thinks he is week and that his master is a hidden master or so.
The story is fun but the translation is closer to an MTL then a regular novel.
6/10 if it wasn't bad translation it would be an 8.
edit: I stopped at 113 honestly didn't cultivate the MTL Dao to continue any further. I would like to change my rating from 8/10 to 9/10 the MC has nice revelation and it looks like his Character would improve but honestly the translation make the story so hard to enjoy so with the current translation 4/10.

Hmm while the MC is strong but he is quite dense with regards to human interactions.

It makes me sleepy lol

Rank C-



17 days without a hand job, I went to the pharmacy to buy a Halls and the girl at the cashier said: "Good evening, can I help you?" Who says so? Everyone knows that cashiers just say "Good evening\/good morning\/good afternoon", but she said "Good evening, can I help you" right away. She's a bit of a rascal and totally into me. So I got a red Halls and said, "I want a strawberry Halls," and she said, "This is cherry, strawberry is more pink." Look at this little rascal, unbelievable, she had the audacity to say that Halls red is not a strawberry just to strike up a conversation with me, I decided to see how far she would go with courage. So I said, "Oh, it's all the same," and then she giggled. Dude, it wasn't a joke, there was no reason for her to laugh, she laughed to put me at ease and ask for my number, I'm sure. So I just stood there silently holding my Halls for about 40 seconds to make a flirty connection because it wasn't fair for her to do everything, she asked "Is there anything else you want sir?" Look at this little rascal offering to me during work hours so I just stood there with my Halls in my hand looking at her she started looking around to see if anyone was looking at her asking for my number she was so emotional It was by my presence that she began to sweat and fill her eyes with tears, surely imagining our future together. Two minutes after holding my Halls and looking into her eyes, I reached into my pocket for my wallet and she said, "Please don't hurt me," surely imagining wild sex because I'm that alpha male that I am. So I took out my wallet, smiled, took out $2 and paid for the Halls. So I said "I'll be back" and a tear rolled down her face. Sure enough she is completely in love with me and crying with happiness.