Chapter 54: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (54) / 778 |
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Sejun-nim, the treatment is done!”
As Iona finished treating Gongsuni,
“Then, let’s slowly head back now.”
“Puhuhut. Got it, meow!”
Sejun, having finished all his business in <Suura>, prepared to leave.
Kuuuuh.
Having eaten dinner to his heart’s content and even completed a workout (?), Taecho began to sleep soundly again on Sejun’s back.
Sejun handed Gongdori a void storage pouch filled with slime meat and locust meat that he had prepared in advance,
Kraang! Kraaaang!
[Sejun-nim, thank you! I’ll do my best as you taught me and definitely marry Gongsuni!]
Gongdori expressed his gratitude to Sejun with eyes full of trust.
Seeing how Gongsuni wagged her tail after just one second of seeing Sejun, without even increasing her size!, Gongdori gained the conviction that he could marry Gongsuni just by following Sejun’s instructions.
What if Gongsuni didn’t like him even after doing everything Sejun told him?
Sejun-nim’s words are the truth!
There’s no way the words of the charming male Park Sejun-nim could be wrong!
It would undoubtedly be his own fault.
“Yeah. Live well with Gongsuni.”
“Puhuhut. If you marry Gongsuni, send a thank-you gift to our great hybrid Chairman Park, meow!”
Kraang! Kraang!
[Of course! I’ll definitely send it!]
“Alright. Just live happily. And you all live well too.”
Crunch.
Crunch.
Sejun also said goodbye to the Ents who had settled in a new tree.
“Puhuhut. Live well, meow! If anyone bullies you again, contact us immediately, meow!”
Kraang! Kraang!
[Don’t worry! I’ll protect the Ents well!]
Gongdori shouted boldly. Even though he had just been tied to the Ents’ branches just moments ago and couldn’t move.
“Alright. Help each other if anything troublesome happens. We’re off then.”
“Puhuhut. Take care, meow!”
Kueng!
Kking!
“Goodbye!”
“Goodbye, siirr…”
One year after Sejun and his companions departed,
Kraang!
[Gongsuni, thank you for marrying me!]
Traang! Traang!
[Then be good to me! And thank you too!]
Gongdori, who had worked hard just as Sejun instructed, succeeded in winning Gongsuni’s heart and got married.
And then.
“Haha. If you want a happy married life, offer 10% of your wedding gift money to me, the God of Marriage, Wedding Sejun! Then I shall bestow my blessing! Refusals are not accepted!”
Wedding Sejun appeared, forcibly took 10% of the wedding gift money, cast a blessing of lifelong happiness upon them, and vanished.
After receiving Wedding Sejun’s blessing, Gongdori and Gongsuni lived a happy married life, and a new species called ‘Tirakera’ was born and thrived in <Suura>.
[This… can you pick this for me…?]
Kkaang!
[Okay!]
Of course, the Ents also thrived and lived happily together with the Tirakera tribe.
***
<Earth>
“Guys, we’re back!”
“Puhuhut. I, Vice Chairman Theo, am back too, meow!”
When Sejun and his companions arrived at the Kindergarten of Destruction,
[You have completed the quest.]
[As a quest completion reward, the storage capacity of the [Brilliant Darkness Earrings] has increased by 5%.]
[As a quest completion reward, evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 5)> has increased by 2%.]
Quest completion messages appeared.
Meanwhile.
“Sejun, you’re back?”
[Sejun-nim, you’ve worked hard!]
Aileen and Flamie welcomed them brightly.
And then.
“This time, I went to a world called Suura….”
Sejun excitedly chattered to Aileen and Flamie about what had happened in <Suura>.
“Puhuhut. The highlight of the story is that I, Vice Chairman Theo, found something interesting, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. This time, I just focused on treating!”
Kueng!
[Cuengi punished Gongsuni because she picked a fight!]
As Sejun spoke, the companions occasionally chimed in with a word or two.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Great Blackie lured Gongdori!]
“What do you mean lured?! That happened because you cut off Gongdori’s tail!”
Kking! Kking?!
[Same thing! You don’t understand great Blackie’s deeper intentions, butler?!]
[Park Blackie, are you talking back to Sejun-nim right now?]
Fwoosh.
Flamie created flames at the tip of her leaf and asked in a quiet yet powerful voice.
Kking… Kking…
[Ah… no. That’s not it…]
[What do you mean no! Shall I give you a little education?!]
“Puhuhut. Education, meow?”
Kueng!
[Cuengi’s taking out the Thunderbolt Staff!]
Kkihik.
[Hik. Hyungas! Noona! Great Blackie is absolutely at fault!]
While Theo, Flamie, and Cuengi were correcting Blackie’s behavior,
“Hehe. Mommy! Taecho scolded Gongsuni for wagging her tail at Daddy!”
Taecho, freshly awake from a deep sleep, said in a lively voice.
“Really?! Our Taecho did something amazing.”
As Aileen patted Taecho on the head,
“Hehe. Taecho knows!”
Taecho answered smugly, imitating the way Theo would act when being praised by Sejun.
These days, Taecho was completely absorbed in copying her oppas Theo, Cuengi, and Blackie.
“…So the who wagged her tail at Daddy… I mean, who is Gongsuni?”
Aileen looked at Sejun quietly, exuding a chilling aura.
“Huh? No, it wasn’t tail-wagging. It was tail-swinging. Taecho, if you say it like that, Mommy will misunderstand.”
Flinching under Aileen’s cold gaze, Sejun hurriedly explained. From Sejun’s point of view, it had been an act of intimidation, so tail-swinging was accurate.
However.
“No! Gongsuni definitely wagged her tail at Daddy. The way she looked at Daddy was similar to how Mommy looks at Daddy!”
Taecho had observed Sejun and Gongsuni from afar in third-person perspective, so she could clearly see Gongsuni’s feelings toward Sejun.
“How dare she…!”
Hmph! At least she has good taste!
‘I was too complacent!’
Listening to Taecho, Aileen reflected.
Come to think of it, he’s this handsome.
It was only natural that others would be drawn to him. Aileen had been thoroughly blinded by love too.
Haha. Of course, there couldn’t possibly be anyone more beautiful than the great Black Dragon Aileen Pritani.
‘Still, I need to manage Sejun more thoroughly from now on!’
“You’re still wearing the ring I gave you, right?”
“Yeah! Of course I’m wearing it!”
To Aileen’s question, Sejun quickly showed her the [Lover’s Ring (Amplified)] on his ring finger.
“Give me that. I need to enhance it a bit more.”
“Alright.”
Sejun removed the ring and handed it to Aileen, and they continued talking for a long while.
While Sejun and Aileen were chatting like that,
Gororong.
Kyurorong.
Hwarorong.
Kurorong.
Kkirorong.
Kurrr.
The companions had all fallen asleep, snoring softly in Sejun’s arms.
“Yaaawn. Aileen, I’m going to sleep now too.”
“Okay. Sleep well and see you tomorrow.”
“Yeah. See you tomorrow.”
After saying goodnight to Aileen, Sejun entered his room.
He wanted to sleep with her, but even just bumping into a tossing-and-turning Aileen could leave Sejun with serious injuries, so he couldn’t.
Lying down on the bed,
“Park Blackie, this punk just falls asleep like nothing happened?”
Now that the vacation was over, he had to atone again.
Sejun placed [World’s Energy] into Blackie’s mouth and closed his eyes.
Kurrr.
He began to snore as he transitioned into Blackie’s mental world.
***
Blackie’s mental world.
When Sejun arrived,
“Hehe. Butler! You’re here?!”
“Sejun-nim, welcome!”
Blackie and Demon God Kali greeted him warmly.
Without a physical body, Kali had been clinging to Blackie’s mental world, surviving off scraps of attention.
“Puhuhut. It’s Chairman Park, meow! I missed you, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot.”
Theo, upon arrival, immediately wrapped his tail around Iona, who had just arrived, and clung to Sejun’s lap.
Kueng!
“Yap!”
Cuengi and Taecho also appeared, shouting powerfully.
“Greetings, everyone!”
“Hello, everyone!”
Theo, the ultra-super-giant Chairman Park No. 5 who had come with Iona, and Gilsun Nightmare, the Demon King of Good Dreams, also greeted the companions after a few days apart.
Chairman Park No. 5 had recently grown once again thanks to [Purified Fenrir’s Core Fragment (22%) that has absorbed the energy and divine power of the Great Eight Dragon Races], which Blackie completed by merging six Dragon Heart Fragments into the existing core.
“Alright, let’s begin! Guys, eat this and calm down.”
“Guys, I’m sorry.”
“Sorry.”
“Taecho did wrong.”
“Puhuhut. If you eat the grilled fish and Churu made by the great hybrid Chairman Park, your mood will surely improve, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. If you crunch on some peanuts, your anger will ease.”
Kueng!
[When you’re angry, sweet things are good! Eat rice cake dipped in honey and calm down!]
“If you have a good dream, your heart will feel peaceful.”
The Blackie Family and Taecho apologized, and Sejun and his companions comforted the spirits.
Then, after some time had passed,
“Eh. How long do I have to keep taking orders from the worthless original body?”
Chairman Park No. 5, who had been letting the spirits slide down a slide, grumbled. Apparently, along with his size, his guts had grown too.
“Haak! Haak! Haak! How dare you look down on the great hybrid Chairman Park, meow!”
Of course, that put Theo into Level 3 Hissing Rage mode.
“Kyoo-kyoo-kyoo-kyoo-kyoo-”
How dare someone make Theo-nim angry!
Naturally, Iona entered Level 5 Kyoo Rage mode.
And then.
“Worthless?! You called me worthless?!”
Kueng!
[Dad, he disrespected you! Cuengi is mad!]
Kking!
[Butler may be worthless, but only great Blackie can disrespect him!]
“Daddy’s not worthless, he’s just weak! Taecho is mad too!”
The companions were furious as well.
“Let’s trample that arrogant Chairman Park No. 5!”
And so, Sejun and the companions charged at the ultra-super-giant Chairman Park No. 5.
“He insulted Sejun-nim?!”
“Sejun-nim is so kind!”
Even the spirits who favored Sejun joined in.
“Huh?”
“What’s going on?!”
“Don’t know. Let’s just step on him!”
Even spirits who weren’t close to Sejun were swept up in the mob mentality and rushed at Chairman Park No. 5 to stomp him together.
However.
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“Eek! I’m not who I used to be!”
This time, Chairman Park No. 5 didn’t just take the hits, he fought back.
“Haak! I’ll burn the chairman’s money and punish you, meow! Chairman’s Minor Wrath!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Fall from the sky! Meteor Bonk!”
Kueng!
[Cuengi Destruction Fist!]
Kking! Kking!
[Great Blackie’s secret move! Extremely-Delicious Roasted Sweet Potato Twist!]
“Taecho’s secret move too! Hyap! Hyap! Hyap!”
He only got beaten even more painfully.
And then.
I’ll die at this rate!
Chairman Park No. 5 faced annihilation.
I have to absorb the attacks to survive!
He quickly came up with a solution in the moment,
Flash!
That became the trigger for awakening a new ability. Unlike the main body, Sejun, the clone had incredible talent.
And though Sejun would deny it, the personality was just like the original.
Boom! Kwa-kwang!
Thud!
Crackle.
Clap. Clap. Clap.
Thus, Chairman Park No. 5 absorbed the companions’ attacks and converted them into his own power.
His body, empowered by the strong attacks, began to grow even larger.
Creak crack.
Surpassing ultra-super-giant size, Chairman Park No. 5 grew even bigger.
Flash.
Suddenly, his whole body began to shine.
As expected, my overflowing talent. Now I shall escape this place where I’ve been beaten for no reason!
“Huhut. From now on, call this body the God of Tanking, Tough Sejun!”
Perhaps from being beaten so much, he evolved into the transcendent-level god, Tough Sejun, the God of Tanking.
[The clone of Black Tower Tower Farmer Park Sejun has become Tough Sejun, the God of Tanking.]
[You have achieved the great feat of having a transcendent-level clone.]
[This is a clone that cannot be handled with the abilities of Black Tower Tower Farmer Park Sejun.]
…
..
[The clone, Tough Sejun, the God of Tanking, will act independently until the main body grows strong enough.]
At the same time, an achievement message appeared in front of Sejun. As usual, the reward was greatly reduced, with only a 10-point increase in divinity.
“Huhut. Main body Sejun! I bestow a blessing upon you, lacking as you are!”
Snap.
As he looked at Sejun, Tough Sejun snapped his fingers arrogantly,
[Tough Sejun, the God of Tanking, has bestowed the Blessing of Endurance upon Black Tower Tower Farmer Park Sejun.]
[For the next 100 days, your endurance has been increased tenfold.]
A gray aura enveloped Sejun as the blessing took hold.
And then.
“Huhut. Then suffer well, you pitiful main body.”
With a final sneer at Sejun, he disappeared.
Now I’m free!
Tough Sejun believed he was now freed from all bindings and that his own world would unfold before him.
With such swelling excitement, he arrived at the sanctuary where Sejun’s clones resided.
“Youngest. Welcome. It’s your first time here, isn’t it?”
Sejun’s other transcendent-level clones were waiting, their faces cold.
“Lie down.”
Four of Sejun’s other clones surrounded Tough Sejun.
“What?!”
“I said, lie down! No, guys, just beat him first!”
“How dare you disrespect the main body! What if the main body loses confidence? If he gets depressed and dies, will you take responsibility?!”
“Yeah! Then we all die too!”
The price for mocking Sejun was severe.
Wham!
“Agh! Why isn’t it absorbing?!”
“Hmph! Of course it’s not!”
“You’re a clone of the main body anyway! You can’t escape your essence!”
“You’re hitting yourself, how would that even absorb?!”
“That can’t be…”
Tough Sejun, beaten down by his senior clones, came to painfully realize his own weakness.
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