Chapter 53: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (53) / 777 |
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
<Suura>
“Gongdori, I’ll make you a curriculum so you can get along well with Gongsuni, so listen carefully.”
Kraang!
[Yes!]
At Sejun’s words, Gongdori widened his eyes and stared at Sejun.
“Let’s turn your gaze away.”
It’s too much pressure.
[Okay…]
Only after diverting Gongdori’s gaze did Sejun begin his explanation.
Here was the plan.
While learning the muscle reinforcement technique and muscle amplification technique from Sejun, give food to Gongsuni every day.
“And let’s give up on proposing to Gongsuni tomorrow, because there’s no hope.”
Kraang?! Kraaang!
[Why?! What if someone else takes Gongsuni away?!]
Gongdori strongly opposed Sejun’s words, but
“Don’t worry. That’s not going to happen.”
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If anyone tries, I’ll just reveal everything.
Sejun answered with a voice full of confidence.
The only bold one who would propose to Gongsuni, the last remaining member of the Tricera tribe in <Suura>, was none other than Gongdori, who had rose-tinted glasses on.
Kihihit! Kking! Kking! Kking!
[Hehe! Right! That won’t happen! Everything the Great Blackie’s butler says is correct!]
Blackie barked excitedly next to him, taking Sejun’s side. Though it didn’t help much.
“Understood. I’ll give up on the proposal for now. But will anything really change just by doing what Sejun-nim tells me?”
“Huhuhu. Of course there will. Listen carefully.”
Kraang.
[Yes.]
So Gongdori decided to listen to Sejun’s words,
“If you master the muscle reinforcement technique up to level 3, you can learn something called the muscle amplification technique. Muscle amplification can enlarge your body by amplifying your muscles.”
Kraang?!
[Really?! I can get bigger?!]
“Yeah. So during the time you’re learning muscle reinforcement and amplification, you keep giving food to Gongsuni to make her aware of your presence and raise your favorability. How’s my plan?”
Kraang! Kraaang! Kraang!
[It’s brilliant! I’ll follow Sejun-nim’s instructions from now on! Having about 10 kids should be just right!]
Enchanted by Sejun’s plausible plan, Gongdori began fantasizing about getting married to Gongsuni and living happily ever after with several children.
“Alright. First, let’s start with the muscle reinforcement technique.”
Kraang!
[Yes!]
Sejun shared a bit of his battle aura with Gongdori so he could learn and taught him the muscle reinforcement technique.
One hour later.
Kraaang? Kraaang!
[Sejun-nim, this is easy. I’m already at level 3, so please teach me the muscle amplification technique now.]
“What?! Already?!”
I had such a hard time learning it!
Gongdori learned the technique easily and quickly, triggering Sejun’s jealousy.
“First, give Gongsuni some food and then we’ll start learning.”
So, wanting to delay teaching even a bit, Sejun handed Gongdori a whole chunk of slime meat and sent him to Gongsuni.
Apparently, Gongsuni was farther than expected, and about 10 minutes later,
Thud!
There was a reaction.
20 minutes later.
Gongdori came limping back with a terrified face and
Kraang!
[Sejun-nim, Gongsuni tried to eat me along with the meat!]
He said in a voice full of despair.
Indeed, everyone has a great plan. Until they get hit.
The important thing here is that the one who got hit wasn’t Sejun.
“Gongdori, don’t worry. That was part of the plan too.”
Sejun lied without even wetting his lips.
Kraang?
[What?]
I was almost eaten just now!
Gongdori’s trust in Sejun dropped sharply.
But then
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe! the Great Blackie’s butler succeeded in love under even worse conditions!]
Kraang?!
[Really?!]
Kking!
[Butler’s girlfriend is way bigger than Gongsuni!]
Thanks to Blackie’s words, Gongdori’s trust in Sejun skyrocketed once again.
Although Aileen had shrunk her size, that wasn’t the point. What mattered was that they became lovers.
Huhuhu. I’m that kind of man.
At Blackie’s words, Sejun folded his arms and smugly put on a proud expression.
At that moment
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park! Vice Chairman Theo is back, meow!”
Bang!
Theo appeared in front of Sejun along with the Child of Destruction.
“Meow?! The great hybrid Chairman Park’s face is rotting, meow!”
Theo spotted Sejun’s smug face and immediately pounced on it.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe! The butler’s face is rotting! Guys, step on him!]
Mumu!
Hehe
Caw!
…
..
.
Blackie also lunged at Sejun’s face along with his underlings.
And then,
“Ah… hello… sorry to intrude….”
The Child of Destruction naturally placed its foot on Sejun’s face.
“Huh? Vice Chairman Theo, how much did you hit the kid? His eyes are all bruised.”
When Sejun scolded Theo,
“Meow? That wasn’t me, Vice Chairman Theo! Vice Chairman Theo only hit the back of the head, meow!”
Theo answered in an aggrieved voice and brought his front paw toward the child’s face,
“Uwaah….”
The child thought Theo was going to hit him again and covered the back of his head with both hands to defend himself.
However,
Swipe, swipe.
Contrary to what the child thought, Theo used his fluffy paw to wipe around the child’s eyes.
“Huh? It’s not a bruise.”
“Puhuhut. That’s right, meow!”
The mark that looked like a bruise was wiped away. It had come from touching something blue in the forest and rubbing his eyes.
“Thank you….”
The child expressed gratitude to Theo for wiping his eyes.
This kid’s polite, huh?
Sejun found it fascinating, since it was the first time he saw a polite Child of Destruction.
“Wanna eat this?”
He took out a steamed corn from the Void Storage and handed it over.
“Thank you.”
Once again, the child received the corn with both hands politely and didn’t forget to say thanks.
How admirable.
“Your name is now Yegiteuk. Because you’re polite (예의) and admirable (기특).”
Sejun named the new Child of Destruction, Yegiteuk (예기특).
“M… my name is Yegiteuk…? Thank you for giving me a name.”
Yegiteuk expressed his gratitude once again.
“Puhuhut. Yegiteuk! Know that you got that nice name thanks to me, meow!”
Theo took the credit. His paws had done a lot of work to instill manners in Yegiteuk.
“Y…yes… Vice Chairman Theo… thank you.”
“Puhuhut. Of course, meow!”
Sejun liked Yegiteuk’s manners so much that he said,
“Here, eat this too.”
“Thank you.”
He shared some extremely delicious roasted and dried sweet potatoes.
Then,
Grrr. Kking! Kking!
[Grrrr. Butler! The extremely delicious roasted and dried sweet potatoes are all for the Great Blackie! Don’t give them to him!]
Blackie growled and barked noisily at Sejun.
Park Blackie, this brat is out of line.
“Now. Say thank you.”
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Thank you, butler!]
Chomp. Chomp. Chomp.
Sejun corrected Blackie’s behavior by putting the treat directly into his mouth. Corrected? Maybe?
After giving snacks to Yegiteuk and Blackie,
“Vice Chairman Theo, I misunderstood you. I’m sorry.”
Sejun apologized to Theo.
“Puhuhut. It’s alright, meow! Vice Chairman Theo is generous, meow! Instead, hand over a 100,000-year knee-ownership coupon, meow!”
Generous, huh?
That’s your idea of generosity?
“100,000 years is too much. I’ll give you 10 years.”
“Puhuhut. Fine, meow!”
While Sejun was apologizing to Theo,
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. So Theo-nim found him first? As expected, Theo-nim is amazing!”
Iona returned.
“Puhuhut. Of course, meow! It’s just because Vice Chairman Theo is too competent, so don’t be too disappointed, Iona, meow!”
Theo offered comfort to Iona in his own way.
That’s comfort?!
Sigh. I’ll teach him properly later.
Sejun looked at Theo with a pitiful gaze.
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Theo-nim is comforting me… I’m moved!”
But Iona was moved by Theo’s comfort. It seemed they really were made for each other.
“Chairman Park, but who’s this guy?”
Theo pointed at Gongdori, who had been standing blankly and towering over them all this time.
“Oh. This is… Gongdori. Iona, could you start by healing Gongdori’s tail?”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Yes. Power of healing…”
While Iona reattached Gongdori’s tail, Sejun explained about Gongdori’s unrequited love.
“Puhuhut. Goldong, just trust our great hybrid Chairman Park, meow! Our Chairman Park is a romance genius, meow!”
Theo also sided with Sejun and helped boost Gongdori’s trust in him.
However,
Kraang…
[Um, my name’s Gongdori though…]
Getting the name wrong slightly dropped the trust level.
Just as the introduction to Gongdori wrapped up,
Kueng!
Kwaaang!
Ttuwaaang!
From afar, a super-giant Cuengi could be seen energetically shouting and beating Gongsuni.
Gongsuni, already on edge because Gongdori had entered her territory a little while ago, tried to shoo away the tiny Cuengi that passed in front of her as if it were a fly.
Ttuwaang!
She tried to swat him away.
However,
Kueng?! Kueng!
[Cuengi was attacked?! Time to punish!]
Crack.
The being she thought was a mere fly instantly grew larger than her and began to beat her.
Cuengi, having originally possessed the ability to enlarge, added the muscle amplification technique on top and became massive. He was demonstrating the textbook case of muscle amplification.
Thud! Kwaaang!
It hurt. Badly enough to die.
Every blow from Cuengi was fatal.
Gongsuni thought that just a few more hits and she might actually die,
No…
Her consciousness blurred, and she fainted.
Kraang!
[Gongsuni!]
Gongdori hurriedly ran to save Gongsuni.
Would I be too late if I went to stop it?
“Vice Chairman Theo, go stop them.”
Sejun asked Theo.
“Puhuhut. Leave it to, Vice Chairman Theo, meow!”
Swoosh.
Theo used Light Speed Meow-Step and instantly appeared near Cuengi’s ear.
Kueng?
Cuengi stopped moving and shrank back to normal size.
Meanwhile,
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. She’s not dead. Power of healing…”
Iona healed the unconscious Gongsuni.
Then,
“Puhuhut. Since Gongsuni attacked Cuengi, Vice Chairman Theo’s little brother, she’s now an official full-time employee of Sejun Company, meow!”
Stamp.
Theo stamped Gongsuni’s forehead while she was unconscious.
Once the situation settled and about 10 minutes passed,
Kraang!
[Gongsuni!]
Gongdori showed up, and then after another 20 minutes,
“Huff… huff… Was it really this far?”
Kking!
[Because the butler was slow, the Great Blackie arrived late!]
“…Shut up.”
You’re the one who came comfortably packed in a sling bag.
Sejun and his group also arrived.
A little while later.
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. All done.”
Once Iona finished healing Gongsuni,
“Everyone, let’s eat.”
Sejun called the group to have dinner.
“Taecho, wake up. Time for dinner.”
Sejun woke up Taecho, who had been sleeping soundly on his back, and fed her dinner.
“Heehee! I just ate lunch, and now I get to eat again?!”
Excited by the chance to eat another delicious meal after just a nap, Taecho raised her arms in joy and dug in.
Hehehe. My daughter eats so well.
As Sejun watched Taecho with satisfaction,
Teuroreung.
Tro… ttuang?
Gongsuni, slightly regaining consciousness from a smell she had never smelled before.
“Oh. You’re awake? Want to try this?”
Sejun carefully offered seasoned grilled whole slime to Gongsuni. Still groggy, she opened her mouth like a baby bird receiving food.
Is she asking me to feed her?
Sejun tossed the grilled slime into her mouth,
Chomp. Chomp.
Gongsuni slowly chewed the seasoned slime meat, savoring the flavor.
Delicious!
Her eyes shot wide open.
Who made this delicious food?
Gongsuni began to look for the one who gave her the meat, and soon found Sejun standing in front of her.
A male giving such delicious meat!
Her favorability toward Sejun instantly shot to MAX.
Strangely, Sejun had no popularity with human females, but was extremely popular with females of other species. If not for Aileen, who knows who he might have ended up dating… Truly fortunate.
Ttuwaang~
Gongsuni began wagging her tail cutely at Sejun.
Thud! Kwang!
Wha… what?! Does she not like the food?
Sejun trembled in fear.
And then.
“Don’t wag your tail at my dad!”
The peace of the family shall be protected by Taecho!
Taecho erupted in anger.
Goooo.
The dormant power within Taecho began to awaken.
I feel power!
I’m angry too!
“Yap!”
Taecho grabbed Gongsuni’s tail, which was wagging at Sejun, with her tiny hand
Thud!
and slammed her hard into the ground, punishing Gongsuni on Aileen’s behalf.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Several times.
Why are you doing this to me…
Gongsuni, full of injustice, fainted again.