Chapter 55: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (55) / 779 |
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
Inside Blackie’s mental world.
“Tch, that Tough bastard is so stingy. If he’s going to give it, might as well enhance endurance by like 10,000 times.”
Then I could hold Aileen’s hand, hug her…
“Hehehe.”
Did I go too far?
Sejun letting his imagination run wild.
But even if endurance increases, it doesn’t mean pain disappears, so Sejun’s fantasy was nothing more than a dream.
It’s not that his mental strength had improved.
Huhut. In the end, he’s just my clone.
It was simply a mental victory.
Meanwhile.
A new Chairman Park is needed, meow!
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park No. 6! Come out, meow!”
Theo stretched out his right front paw and shouted.
Ppoong.
A tiny human sprouted from Theo’s pink jelly pad.
“Kkiooot~!”
Chairman Park No. 6, as tiny as Theo’s claw, was born while stretching energetically on Theo’s front paw.
“Wow. So that’s how they’re born. Vice Chairman Theo, but how many are there?”
Sejun asked in amazement.
“Meow?! I don’t know, meow! I just summon them when I feel like it, meow!”
Theo answered with a face that said, ‘I, Vice Chairman Theo, know nothing, meow!’
“Really?”
While Sejun and Theo were having their conversation,
Tremble tremble.
Chairman Park No. 6 clung tightly to Theo’s toe and trembled. This clone seemed to be a coward.
“Haha. Unlike me, he’s really timid.”
As Sejun laughed at the tiny Chairman Park No. 6,
Puhuhut. Totally a Chairman Park, meow!
Kyoot kyoot kyoot. He resembles Chairman Park’s personality the most.
Kuehehehe. He’s as timid as Dad.
Hehe. Just like the butler, a total coward! Should we call him Little Butler?
Dad?
Unlike Sejun, the rest of the group thought differently.
***
The next morning.
“Hehet. Smells delicious….”
“Shyongshyong can tell by the smell! Breakfast is curry today!”
“Rangrang agrees!”
“Bongbong agrees too!”
The children who had woken up were drawn by the smell of curry and rushed into the kitchen.
“Okay. Children, take your seats.”
“Yes~!”
Each child sat in their designated seat. The seats were assigned, otherwise, they would fight over them.
Once the children were seated,
“Alright. First, for the ones who can’t handle spice, here’s the mild curry.”
Sejun started placing curry in front of the children.
And then,
“Our Cuengi can eat spicy food well, so here’s the spicy curry.”
He placed spicy curry in front of Cuengi, Aileen, and himself.
Kuhuhut.
Cuengi can eat spicy food well!
Cuengi looked at the other children with a smug expression.
“Taecho wants to try spicy curry too!”
Seeing Cuengi’s spice pride, Taecho, wanting to show off too, raised her hand and shouted.
Then,
“Then Tongtong will try spicy curry too!”
Tongtong, Taecho’s subordinate, squeezed his eyes shut and shouted.
Honestly, he wasn’t confident about eating spicy food,
But I follow Commander Taecho!
As subordinate No. 1, it was his duty to follow his commander even to the depths of hell.
With Taecho and Tongtong’s challenge,
“Challenge!”
“YamYam too, challenge!”
“Kuku, challenge!”
Other children also raised their hands and shouted.
“Hehehe. You guys definitely said you’d eat it, right?”
Spicy curry was placed in front of 12 out of the 24 Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction.
A moment later.
“Sss. Haa. Taecho… sss. Five bites… haa. Ate… Taecho’s now… sp-spice weakling… sss… not…”
“Huwaaang! It’s spicy!”
“Huek! Mulmul’s tongue and throat hurt!”
The kids who were hit hard by the spiciness of the curry didn’t know what to do, some cried, some shouted, some hissed and gasped in pain trying to relieve it.
And then,
I knew this would happen.
Sejun, who had already predicted this outcome.
“Kids, if you drink this, it’ll be less spicy. There’s chocolate milk and strawberry milk, what do you want?”
“Sss. Choco… haa. Milk… sss… please.”
“Huweeng… strawberry?”
“Give both!”
He handed out the pre-prepared chocolate and strawberry milk to the kids.
Gulp. Gulp.
“Kyaa! Teecher-nim’s a genius! YamYam’s only a little spicy now!”
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“Hehe… Kkangkkang’s not spicy anymore either!”
The children drank the milk and escaped the spiciness.
“Hehehe. If I have chocolate milk, Taecho can eat more spicy stuff! Challenge again!”
“Chacha, the pain’s gone! But I want to eat spicy stuff again!”
Some of them, possibly addicted to the spicy taste,
“Sss. Haa.”
When the pain of the spiciness rose up,
Gulp. Gulp.
“Kyaa!”
They neutralized the spiciness with sweetness and began to enjoy eating spicy food.
Once the spicy breakfast was over,
“Shall we play a new game?!”
“Yes~!”
Sejun decided to have the children play to help with digestion.
“Alright. The name of the new game is ‘Catch Vice Chairman Theo!’ Now, let’s go catch Vice Chairman Theo!”
“Meow?!”
“Yes~!”
At Sejun’s words, Theo, who was clinging to Sejun’s lap, panicked, and the children rushed toward Theo with loud steps.
The reason Sejun organized this game was to help the children digest their food, drain their endless energy like energizers, and also to train their running.
Among the sports day events, except for tug-of-war, the remaining four events all heavily involved running.
Of course, this running training wasn’t meant with Hwanggung Kindergarten in mind.
Hwanggung Kindergarten is a joke.
It wasn’t even on Sejun’s radar.
Haha. We’ll have a sports day with Felix Kindergarten run by Pink-fur too.
And then beat all the other kindergartens, making the Kindergarten of Destruction the strongest kindergarten in the world.
Sejun was looking far beyond.
But then,
“Vice Chairman Theo, aren’t you going to run?”
“I don’t want to leave Chairman Park’s lap, meow!”
Theo, not knowing Sejun’s intentions, refused to budge.
“Vice Chairman Theo, let’s just run for one hour. In exchange, I’ll give you exclusive rights to my lap for a whole day.”
Sejun offered Theo the carrot of lap-exclusive rights.
“Puhuhut. Deal, meow!”
Theo readily accepted the carrot.
I’ll run properly, meow!
Theo’s eyes changed in an instant.
“Puhuhut. Try catching me, Vice Chairman Theo, meow!”
Shoo.
Theo used Light Speed Meow-Step and started running fast.
“Catch Teecher-nim!”
“Huh?! Teecher-nim is already over there!”
The children had to run non-stop to catch Theo, who was moving rapidly in all directions.
Thanks to that, not only did their running skills improve, but also their dynamic vision and teamwork.
One hour later.
“Maintain cleanliness.”
“Maintain cleanliness.”
He washed the children who had sweated hard.
“Now it’s time to watch the performance prepared by the teachers.”
“A traditional folktale that brings fun and lessons!”
“Mulmul gained a lot of lessons from the folktale!”
“I wonder what kind of lesson we’ll get this time? Hehe. I’m looking forward to it.”
“Huljeok too!”
“Alright. Quiet. It’s starting now!”
They began the Dangun Wanggeom performance.
“There was a very clever and handsome prince named Hwanung, son of the god who rules the heavens.”
As Sejun began the narration,
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Power of fire and water…”
Stage magician Iona created clouds with steam to make it look like they were in the sky.
And then,
“Father, I want to go down to the world where humans live.”
“Puhuhut. Very well, meow! Go down to earth, meow!”
Theo, who suddenly had to play two roles thanks to Sejun’s idea, put on a white beard and acted as Hwanin, the god of heaven and father of Hwanung.
If he had refused, Sejun had planned to offer lap-exclusive rights again, but
“Puhuhut. Playing the father of the great hybrid Chairman Park? I’m excited, meow!”
Theo readily accepted, and the lap-exclusive rights were gone.
“Hwanung, with his father’s permission, descended with three divine relics called Cheonbuin and three spirits: the god of wind, the god of rain, and the cloud god….”
While Sejun was narrating,
“Meow!”
Theo quickly exited the stage and removed his beard.
“Meow! From now on, I, Vice Chairman Theo, am Tiger Theo, meow! Roar, meow!”
He entered image training mode to fully embody tiger method acting.
As the play continued, it reached the scene where the tiger and the bear enter the cave to eat mugwort and garlic for 100 days, and Theo, eating Churu and grilled fish alone,
“Bad tiger!”
“Eating tasty stuff alone!”
“Poor bear.”
The children got angry at the tiger and sympathized with the bear who ate the bland mugwort and garlic.
However.
“Huh?!”
“But the bear’s eating tastier stuff?”
When Cuengi made tasty dishes like mugwort rice cakes and aglio e olio using the mugwort and garlic,
“Then is the bear the bad one?”
“But the tiger cheated!”
“Right. Cheating is bad.”
While the children debated whether the tiger or the bear was worse,
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot.”
Pung!
Iona used steam to create smoke this time.
“I’m a human now!”
Cuengi and Aileen switched roles.
“Hwanung married Woongnyeo, who became human, and they had a child. The child’s name was Dangun.”
“Hehe. Dangun appears!”
At Sejun’s words, Taecho made a “tada” entrance.
“Dangun, benefit all of humankind.”
“Yes! Dad!”
Sejun gave Taecho his line and faded out.
“Dangun remembered the teaching of ‘Hongik Ingan’ taught by his father Hwanung and ruled the nation well, bringing happiness to many people.”
Sejun read the final narration.
Huhut. Another performance that nailed both fun and lesson.
As Sejun grinned and praised himself,
[Teacher Park Sejun of the Kindergarten of Destruction has given a great lesson to 22 of the [Creation Children Tainted by Destruction].]
[As a reward for giving a great lesson, your lifespan has increased by 220 hours.]
[As a reward for giving a great lesson, you have obtained 44 billion Tower Coins.]
[As a reward for giving a great lesson, evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 5)> has increased by 0.55%.]
Messages appeared before Sejun.
“Huh?”
But why 22?
Did some fall asleep?
Sejun, after checking the message, turned his head toward where the children were.
“Benefit…humankind…”
“Hongik…Ingan…”
Dongdong and Nangnang were mumbling in a dazed expression.
At that moment.
Flash.
A blindingly holy light exploded from Dongdong and Nangnang’s bodies.
Srrrk.
The black energy inside Dongdong and Nangnang vanished.
[Teacher Park Sejun of the Kindergarten of Destruction has enlightened Dongdong and Nangnang, two [Creation Children Tainted by Destruction], to follow the right path.]
[The energy of destruction has disappeared from Dongdong and Nangnang.]
[Dongdong and Nangnang have awakened as [Children of Creation].]
At the same time, new messages appeared before Sejun.
[As a reward for awakening 2 [Children of Creation], your lifespan has increased by 200 years.]
[As a reward for awakening 2 [Children of Creation], you have obtained 2 trillion Tower Coins.]
[As a reward for awakening 2 [Children of Creation], evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 5)> has increased by 20%.]
More reward messages followed.
[The evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 5)> has been filled.]
[<Earth (Lv. 5)> begins evolving into Level 6 World.]
[<Earth (Lv. 6)> evolution will be complete in 5 hours.]
Earth had begun evolving into a Level 6 world.
While Sejun was checking the messages, the light coming from Dongdong and Nangnang’s bodies disappeared.
“Teacher Sejun, thank you! Thanks to you, I realized what I need to do!”
“Thank you, Teacher! I won’t forget your teaching!”
Dongdong and Nangnang, now slightly grown, thanked Sejun in clear pronunciation.
“…Oh.”
Sejun felt proud looking at Dongdong and Nangnang, but also a bit regretful and sad.
Although it was good that the children had grown, it also meant that there was less he could do for them, and the time for farewell was slowly approaching.
The time for Dongdong and Nangnang to leave the Kindergarten of Destruction and become independent was gradually drawing near.
Of course, it was still a long way off.
But.
Hehehe. Then will Dongdong and Nangnang become the first graduates of our Kindergarten of Destruction? Who should I invite to give the graduation speech?
Sejun, getting ahead of himself, had already begun preparing for the graduation ceremony.
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