Chapter 52: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction!(52) / 776 |
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
“Ugh….”
Sejun woke up with a voice that sounded like he was dying, unlike usual. It was the aftermath of vacation.
“Meow….”
[Hehe…]
Kueng…
Kking…
Keurrrr.
“What should we eat for breakfast today?”
Thinking about the breakfast menu, he headed to the kitchen.
Since we had Yongari Chicken and pancakes for dinner yesterday…
“Today’s breakfast will be rice-based.”
Then, the ingredients…
Sejun opened the Void Storage
and picked ingredients like onions, carrots, corn, egg fruit, and so on.
He chose ingredients as his hand reached them.
With these ingredients, egg fried rice would do.
Without much thought, he casually began cooking.
While Sejun was cooking,
“Hwaaam. Good morning, Sejun.”
“Yeah. Good morning, Aileen.”
Aileen came in and sat at the table.
Hehehe. Sejun looks so cool when he’s cooking.
She gazed at Sejun lovingly.
As a bit more time passed,
“Hehe. It smells delicious.”
“Home is the best after all!”
The kids who had woken up were lured by the smell of Sejun’s cooking and entered the kitchen in a line.
“Alright. Let’s eat.”
Thus began breakfast.
It definitely feels lacking without Pobi.
Sejun felt Pobi’s absence. It was fun teasing him.
“I need to bring Perion soon.”
It seemed the day Perion would come to Earth wasn’t far off.
He also wanted to bring his Ajax.
But then who would raise the elixir-grade cherry tomatoes? No, maybe if I dispatch the mushroom ants and poisonous bees, it could be managed for a few days?
While Sejun was thinking about bringing Ajax to Earth,
“We ate well!”
“We ate well!”
Once the meal ended,
[Nutritionist Park Sejun of the Kindergarten of Destruction has fed 23 [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction] until they were full.][As a reward for feeding them, your lifespan has increased by 23 hours.]
[As a reward for feeding them, you have obtained 2.3 billion Tower Coins.]
[As a reward for feeding them, evolution experience of <Earth(Lv. 5)> has increased by 0.003%.]
Messages appeared in front of Sejun.
Hahaha, after all, humans need to work.
Thanks to that, Sejun felt a great sense of fulfillment and was able to shake off the vacation blues.
And then,
“Alright. Shall we play hide-and-seek now?!”
“Yes~!”
Sejun started playing hide-and-seek again to receive rewards.
“The teacher will be the seeker first. Then I’ll count to a hundred! One, two….”
As Sejun started counting,
“Hehet. Let’s hide!”
“YamYam will hide where Teecher-nim can never find me.”
The children scattered in all directions and hid.
“One hundred.”
Having finished counting, Sejun began looking for the children.
“Where could they be?”
Even when he knew where they were hiding, Sejun would deliberately pass by or pretend to search right in front of them, giving the kids a thrilling sense of tension, and the children enjoyed it very much.
And then,
[Teacher Park Sejun of the Kindergarten of Destruction has played enjoyably with 23 [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction] until they were exhausted.]…
..
.
In return for playing well, Sejun received a reward.
“Since we played well, shall we start sports day practice now? That way, lunch will taste even better.”
“Yes~!”
The children, in a good mood from the fun, energetically answered Sejun’s words.
“Vice Chairman Theo, are you all ready?”
“Puhuhut. Of course, meow! I prepared everything perfectly with Iona, meow!”
“Good job.”
“Puhuhut. I know, meow!”
“Alright. Kids, then let’s start with tug-of-war!”
Sports day practice began.
Even with the current skills of the destruction children, crushing Hwanggung Kindergarten would be no problem at all.
But only endless practice guarantees victory!
No complacency allowed! There’s always a stronger enemy than me in this world!
Because of Sejun’s weak-minded way of thinking, they kept practicing intensively.
Now, the children had achieved unbeatable strength that wouldn’t lose even if a sports day involving all the world’s children were held.
However, no matter how much they practiced one particular event, problems kept arising.
It was the obstacle race.
“Kids! The teacher told you to eat only one snack! Don’t touch the ones in other lanes!”
“Waaah! Teecher-nim, Jjongjjong ate Tongtong’s snack!”
“Mingming! Why are you eating Gomgom’s snack?! I’m gonna scold you!”
“Ack! Teecher-nim, Gomgom hit me!”
“Kids, stop fighting and run!”
“Kids! I told you not to break the obstacles!”
“Teecher-nim, Shoongshoong is in the way!”
“Kkangkkang, you have to dodge Shoongshoong properly!”
“Mulmul! I said don’t go to obstacles in other lanes!”
“Mulmul likes blue better though?”
It was a complete disaster.
“If you finish the race without eating any other snacks along the way, I’ll give you five snacks. Mulmul, you won’t go off course if you get five snacks, right?”
“Mm. I like blue more than five snacks!”
“Then how about I make you blue cookies if you stay on the right lane and finish properly?”
“Okay! Then I won’t go to the other lane!”
So Sejun resolved the issues one by one by offering different rewards.
Grumble.
“Teecher-nim, I’m hungry.”
Before they knew it, it was lunchtime.
A moment later.
“Alright. Since we ate lunch, let’s take a nap now.”
“Yes~!”
Sejun put the kids who had eaten lunch to sleep.
[Teacher Park Sejun of the Kindergarten of Destruction has sent 23 [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction] to dreamland.]…
..
.
He received another reward.
And then
Slurp.
“Ahh. Delicious. As expected, our Cuengi’s coffee is the best.”
Kuehehehe.
Sejun enjoyed a brief rest with his companions over coffee.
After drinking coffee,
“Alright then, let’s start from the part where the bear becomes woman.”
They practiced the traditional fairy tale performance after a long time.
“Since Pobi isn’t here, Paespaes, you take the role of Poongbaek. Sorry, I know you’re tired.”
(Pip-pip. It’s okay!)
With Pobi absent, Paespaes took on the role of Poongbaek.
Some time later.
The practice ended with Hwanung and Woongnyeo getting married, giving birth to Dangun (Taecho), and Dangun founding a country and living happily ever after.
“Good. Then, let’s perform the play later when the kids wake up.”
“Puhuhut. Sounds good, meow!”
“Shall we clean up during the remaining time?”
“Puhuhut. Sounds good, meow!”
With a satisfied smile, Sejun and his companions tidied up the mess.
At that moment,
[A quest has appeared.][Quest: Please find the [Child of Creation Tainted by Destruction] who is trying to destroy <Suura> and bring them to the Kindergarten of Destruction.]
Reward: Increase of 5% stored capacity in [Brilliant Darkness Earrings], 2% evolution experience for <Earth(Lv. 5)>
A quest appeared.
Still, I’m thankful it didn’t show up during vacation.
“Ehh….”
After checking the message, Sejun picked up the sleeping Taecho and stepped outside. He didn’t know what might happen to Earth again if he left her behind and she started crying.
“Aileen, I’m going to the Tower for a bit.”
“Another quest?”
“Yeah. They want me to bring a new student.”
“Alright. Be careful.”
[Sejun-nim, have a safe trip!]
“Okay!”
Sejun left the house, seeing off by Aileen and Flamie, and entered the Black Tower.
(Pip-pip. Then I’ll open it!)
Shoop.
He moved to <Suura> through the dimensional gate Paespaes had made.
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[You have arrived at level 10 world <Suura>.]“Wow. Is this a forest?”
Sejun looked around at the primeval forest filled with enormous trees that seemed to have lived for thousands of years and admired it.
If it’s here, the Ents should be able to grow well too, right?
“Guys, how do you feel about living here?”
When Sejun touched one of the giant trees,
Srrrk.
5.251.205.82
One green soul of an Ent moved from Sejun’s hand into the giant tree.
Crack.
[I… like… it…]
The Ent was happy as it tried moving its new body.
“Hehehe. Really?”
That’s a relief. Then I’ll have the Ents live here.
Sejun made the decision.
“Guys, go find the new kid.”
“Puhuhut. Got it, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Yes!”
Kueng!
He gave the order to his companions to find the Child of Destruction.
Then
Kihihit. Kking?!
[Hehe. Butler! What should the great Blackie do?!]
Blackie also sat in front of Sejun, wagging his tail wildly, waiting for instructions.
Keurrrr.
“He… hee….”
Taecho, strapped to Sejun’s back, was smiling in her sleep as if she were having a pleasant dream, completely relaxed and dozing off.
“Hmm. Blackie, go fetch this.”
Whoosh.
Having nothing particular to assign to Blackie, Sejun picked up a stick nearby and threw it far away so that Blackie wouldn’t get in the way.
Kking! Kking!
[Got it! The great Blackie will fetch it quickly!]
Blackie, excited, dashed off in the direction the stick had flown.
Meanwhile
Srrrk.
Sejun planted more Ent souls into other trees.
Crack.
Crack.
As a result, the number of Ents trying out their new bodies by moving them around increased.
At that moment
KRAAAAH!
With a bloodthirsty roar,
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! The great Blackie is bringing meat!]
Blackie’s barking could be heard from afar.
Thud. Thud.
The ground began to shake violently, and then
“A dinosaur?”
A massive dinosaur resembling a Tyrannosaurus came into view, chasing after Blackie.
Is that what he means by bringing meat? No matter how you look at it, he’s just being chased.
I told him not to interfere, and now he’s bringing me work.
As Sejun watched Blackie, thinking that since Blackie is a sunfish it couldn’t be helped,
Hehe. The great Blackie is lightning-fast!
Blackie, being small in size, weaved swiftly between narrow gaps in the trees and lost the dinosaur’s pursuit.
Kking!
[Bupal! Ink attack!]
Ppooo!
Kking!
[Kabulto! Fart attack!]
Yolyol!
They disrupted the chase by attacking the dinosaur’s vision and smell with ink and farts. It was truly a filthy fight.
As the distance between Sejun and Blackie closed,
“Huh?”
I told him to fetch a stick, so why is he bringing that?!
Sejun spotted the thing Blackie was holding in his mouth, it was clearly the tail of the dinosaur chasing him.
No wonder the dinosaur is chasing like its life depends on it.
Here’s what happened.
Hehe. Found it.
While eagerly searching for the stick Sejun had thrown, Blackie accidentally bit the dinosaur’s tail,
Snap.
And, true to being a dragon-toothed dog, Blackie easily sliced off the dinosaur’s tail.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. The great Blackie made a mistake! Sorry!]
Blackie coolly apologized and tried to resume his search for the stick Sejun had thrown, but
KRAAAH!
The dinosaur, having had its tail cut off by a peanut-sized creature, was of course enraged and was now chasing after Blackie to catch him.
“Guys, help me out.”
To stop the dinosaur, Sejun asked the Ents for help.
Crack.
Crack.
The Ents moved their massive branches to bind the dinosaur.
Then.
KRAAAAH!! KRAAAH!
[You bastard! You cut off the great Gongdori-nim’s fabulous tail! I was going to propose to Gongsuni tomorrow! Take responsibility for my marriage!]
Gongdori screamed while glaring at Blackie. It was understandable for him to be angry.
However.
Kking! Kking?!
[The great Blackie already said sorry! Want to get scolded by the great Blackie?!]
With not even a speck of conscience, Blackie brazenly barked back and charged at Gongdori.
“Park Blackie, that’s enough.”
Snatch.
Kking?!
Sejun grabbed Blackie by the scruff.
The guy’s too pitiful.
Perhaps because of the name Gongdori, Sejun felt a wave of sympathy for him.
“Don’t worry. I’ll heal your tail.”
Sejun listened to Blackie, the Ents, and Gongdori while waiting for Iona to arrive and treat the tail. It was to give some dating advice.
Haha. This great one is a matchmaker who’s successfully brought together five couples.
Who are those five couples, you ask?
Black Rabbit and ChuChu.
Theo and Iona.
Bochi and Lara.
Oh Kyung-chul and Choi Mi-na.
Myself and Aileen.
If that feels strange to you, that’s just your imagination…
Kraaang. Kraang…
[Gongsuni is the only remaining Tricera tribe member and I fell in love with her at first sight. So I was going to propose tomorrow but…]
Anyway, as Sejun listened to Gongdori’s story,
Wait, what?
He realized something was odd while listening.
“Gongdori, didn’t you say you’re from the Tyranno tribe?”
Kraang.
[Yes, I am.]
“But you said Gongsuni is from the Tricera tribe? Doesn’t that mean you’re from different species?”
Kraaang? Kraang?
[Yes. Is that a problem?]
“No. I mean, it’s not a problem.”
Thinking about it, he and Aileen were from different species too, and so were Theo and Iona.
“Gongdori, just trust me. I’ll make sure you marry Gongsuni.”
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Yeah! Just trust great Blackie’s butler!]
Kraang!
[Thank you!]
Just as Sejun was speaking confidently,
Thoom. Thoom.
With a massive tremor, a mountain seen in the distance began to stride toward them.
KRAAAANG!
[That dinosaur over there is Gongsuni, the one I’m going to propose to!]
No way. That mountain-sized dinosaur was Gongsuni.
Hmm. He might die trying to propose…
Is this marriage even possible?
Sejun looked back and forth between Gongdori, who was about the size of Gongsuni’s leg, and Gongsuni herself, falling into deep thought.
Apparently, he didn’t know that others considered his own marriage with Aileen even more impossible than this.
And then.
Kking?!
[Butler! Should I ram into her?!]
Our fearless Park Blackie revved his engine, ready to headbutt Gongsuni.
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