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Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World by DamnPlotArmor

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic... Read more
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man.

Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world.

Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion.

Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued. Collapse
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    How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
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    Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
    by DamnPlotArmor

    What a combination of title and username
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    I only realised 7 chapters in that every chapter title is a Florida man article title
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    This story is great. Read it if you like to be amused.

    THE DAO OF FLORIDA IS ETERNAL!
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    The MC is like Saitama in One punch Man, both are very strong and also a weird..... The Florida man Daoist title might be because he don't want to forget his root.....
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      + 11 -
      Does he remains air head till the latest chapters?
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        So far yes....and might continue till the end.....
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        Based on the latest chapters, he knows he's unique (kinda like cultivator, but not an actual cultivator). Currently he's looking for clues or hints on the go as he enjoys his life
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    what is the significance of this general store owner being from florida? Does it change the narrative if the store owner is from copenhagen? Atleast if its Texan we can have some cultivator, remmington shotgun type action.
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      Look up florida man
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        i just dont care too though. the title is irrelevant
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          WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU ASK THEN. If your just complaining to complain shut your pie hole
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            because its off, it stuck out like an elephant in a room. it can be great if an answer here cod lead to a fun fact tidbit for everyones passing entertainment. obviously
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              Not "obviously". If you cant bother to take 4 seconds out of your day to find a "fun tidbit", I dont see why they; Or anyone for that matter, should inform you of what Florida man means

              Also it doesn't stick out
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                yes it does, or is every shop you know own by a florida man? Also the grown ups here knows that the joke was that its irrelevent in itself. ppl waiting what bs ppl can come up with and we have kiddy fobs trying to play lawyer with low literacy.
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                  Says the guy with a bunch of slang in their sentences. I said it doesn't stick out because well, if you knew what Florida man was you'd understand. So called adult.
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                  what you said is so contradicting i didnt have to reply much. Also you talk like this isnt the internet with many nationalities. like you expect ppl to understand what a chicanowash or a servo is compared to petrol station or gas station lil "adult" with his lilbig world view.
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                  "If you knew". Stop responding if you dont want to respond properly. Lil small adult.
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    wtf is this??
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    Isso é muito bom lol
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    well, I read all of the available chapters (152 now) and I gotta say, I have mixed feelings about it.
    I enjoyed it somewhat and even had a couple of lols reading, but the more I read the more my smile faded until I just kept reading the jokes and all with a stone face haha, reading just to waste time and not for interest or the fun. (a little interest in the system and the upgrades tho)
    it is one of these novels that are very interesting at the start and look very fun, but when you keep reading you realize how stupid it is and just becomes boring.

    there are a lot of plot holes in it, like... (won't go too deep)


    all in all, I give it 2.5/5
    will I still read it? maybe.
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      I kinda agree with the author nerfing the lifespan gains even though mc ate so many things.

      Aside from that
      You can't base your common sense against someone who lives more than 10k yrs, especially if that guy is alone for most of the time. that's stupid. Do you even understand what a "mentally crazy" person think? I don't think so. Unless you can read their mind.

      His earth isn't that advance, his earth are 'destroyed' (post apocalyptic state) and unhabitable to most living things, those spaceship are aliens technology, even mc is shocked if earth really had that technology, I don't think mc said that his earth is that advance either. His phones are not the same as our phones because he upgrade it to lvl 9 (literally became an alien technology).

      And just because meme died fast doesn't mean it's not a meme anymore
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        well, it has been a while but:
        About Earth's level of advancement, I recall the MC mentioning, "This is the latest version before the shit happened" around V58 or something, and its description indicates a pretty advanced world.
        and not knowing something exists doesn't disapprove it, at least we can be sure we are not in space yet/don't have the technology to fly freely in outer space, but he can't be sure, which leads to my point, that the world was too advanced to be our timeline.

        Regarding the "+10k years" point, while you brought up a valid point, you also disagreed with yourself by saying he was crazy, while I don't agree with you since he didn't show the common "metally-crazy" behavior, it somehow proves my point, why is he acting like that if he was crazy, I don't get it. (crazy behavior can be identified through scientific observations, you don't have to be crazy to see if someone is crazy or not.)
        and let us not forget this is a novel, and we can see from the author's intentions, that he didn't create a crazy MC.

        as for the memes, we don't see relatable "memes" from 1000 years before we were born.
        ("Memes" existed ever since we existed, they just have different names throughout history)
        I get your point though.

        Thanks for sharing your thoughts on the review, always interesting to see different perspectives.
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    There is little left to balance this kingdom, one hour or another the balance will dominate!!
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      We are close yet so far away, a few behemoths are still standing in this realm proudly.

      But, we will succeed hokage
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        Even a giant still bleeds!!! We will demonstrate our capabilities!
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