Cultivating Common Sense In A Xianxia World by JohnPLoveRaft

jk, yeah dude, it was me. Unfortunately I haven't gotten around part 3 yet. Actually not even part 2 is finished, that was just episode 1! But I'll be sure to get to it this year

Don't forget to tell me when you put it up so I can tell my friend about it

link?

It's in the comment section of some novel. But here, I always have it ready on me:
Part 1
"Husband! You have returned!", said the woman.
"The Vaterland needs more sons and daughters. I have come to plow you!"
"Oh, ja!"
He wanted to tear her dress off, but that would be wasteful and insulting for the hard workers of the Vaterland, so he undressed her gently. Meanwhile, she was working on his uniform. So many buttons, so horny wife, but she managed, they got naked and started ravaging each other's bodies with fervent passion, like 2 recently devirginized virgins, who found out they are nymphos now, who once again craved the sweet release, a tiny death to puncture this dreary life...
While his meat stick spread her insides and her pussy counterattacked with ever tightening pressure, he spoke. "We are allowed, even encouraged to do this!"
"Yes! Yes! Talk dirty to me!"
"This is not at all forbidden. We are well within the parameters of the law!"
"Yes! Yes! We are! Keep drilling baby, like German drills on Romanian oil fields!"
"We SHOULD be doing this! We are obliged to do this!"
"Almost there, baby! Almost there!"
"We..." 'Ngh hshhh harkkk!' "have..." 'Bwuartk, srs,hngh!' "the Führer's PERMISSION!"
"Oh, yes, yes, yes! Haaaaaaa!"
And with that mighty announcement of the husband, she climaxed loudly. All of their neighbours were touched by their patriotism, some shedding tears and some sperm. So it could be said that while some were touched BY their patriotism, others were touching themselves BECAUSE of their patriotism.
And so the woman was blessed by the Führer with twin boys, little soldiers in training, soon ready to join the national effort.
However, the couple was unaware of the imminent arrival of the Soviet Army. And they are gonna plant more than one flag in Berlin…

TO BE CONTINUED

Part 2
It was a dark night for Berlin. There could be no more hope of winning. All they could want was for the western allies to come first, instead of the soviets. Don't get me wrong, their women would still get a good rapin', but the Englishmen would at least be gentlemen about it...
*Booooooommmmm!*
The soviets breached Berlin, armed to the teeth and horny to the balls. And so, each squad made its own way. Trying to capture the most important points of interest for the Motherland!
Yeah, I didn't believe it either! Let's take off and see what each squad is actually doing, while learning many, MANY valuable lessons on the way!

SQUAD #1: What's yours is mine
Aliexei: Let's try this house over here!
Soldier 1: I don't know... Maybe we shouldn't go for the first house we encounter, comrade.
Soldier 2: Don't be a pussy Kazimirovici!
Soldier 3: Guys! There'll be enough pussy for everybody! Let's just head over!
Soldier 4: Me smash door!
Soldier 3: No, comrade #4! WE smash door!
Soldier 2: We shwee! Let's just get arappin'!
And so they did! Soldier #4 broke the door! They were in luck; it was the home of a baker and his milfy wife. She was stunning and blonde. Her blue eyes complemented her massive tits and her ass was soft and bouncy, but of regular size. It was obvious that she was out of her husband's league, and it was obvious she was an incorrigible nympho, as she didn't even put up a token of resistance! Her name was Ana.
Soldier 2: The hell! Just one woman?!
Let's get out of here!
Aliexei: Guys! Wait! Look at her! We can't NOT f#ck this up!
Soldier 4: We take turns and smash!
Soldier 2: Amen, brother!
Soldier 3: No! This isn't honourable Soviet behavior! We are the farmers and she is a piece of fertile land, so we shall plow her TOGETHER!
Soldier 1: Sounds a bit weird...
Soldier 2: Gangbang? Sign me up!
And so they partook in her together: Aliexei, as the protagonist, got first dibs on the pussy; Soldier 2 ravaged her ass!; #4 was dicking down her throat, while #1 and#3 were enjoying her soft hands!
Ana was screaming like a gutted pig. She never knew how wonderful it could be to get dick on both holes. She lost control of herself, giving blowjobs and handjobs rather by instinct! She came so many times dehydration started kicking in, and she even pooped once, getting number 2 all over #2! Instead of getting angry, he got harder!
In the meantime, #4 had shot so many loads down her throat, the aforementioned poop already contained some of that sperm! (If this image disturbs you, congratulations! You're a normal human being! If it doesn't, seek god or smth, idk)
#1 was the first to finish for good; one handjob was enough for his tiny dick! But it was ok! He likes watching as well!
#3 upped the ante and went for the tits! His dick was in such a heaven, that for a second, he doubted the materialistic teachings of communism! But his red heart was strong like fresh vodka and he swallowed his doubt not unlike Ana swallowed load after load from #4!
Aliexei was finally spent, thus sending rope after rope of fertile cum straight to the womb: future workers for the party!
#2, with his dick covered in #2, was the only one left in the game. Ana had tight asshole, but it still couldn't compare to his sister back home. Her husband was fuming with jealousy; she never let him get in there! It was always Hitler needs child soldiers this, Hitler needs child soldiers that... Looking at his expression, #2 refocused his efforts, pumping until his entire core was sore! Then at last he shot, so deep it reached the SMALLER intestine! So thick it immediately began being digested!
At this moment, Ana was deadly tired, but content. Her neighbors, all weak men unfit for war, couldn't hope to compare with these vigorous soldiers of the Siberian tundra! Only her uncle... But, that's a story for another day.