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No Money to Cultivate Immortality? • How Can You Cultivate Immortality Without Money?没钱修什么仙?
Enlightenment used to mean seclusion in a mist-wreathed cave. In Kunxu City, it means taking out a... Read more
Enlightenment used to mean seclusion in a mist-wreathed cave. In Kunxu City, it means taking out a Mana Loan with 29.9 % karmic interest.
Spirit-root transplants come with payment plans, breathing techniques are locked behind paywalls, and your first meridian won’t open unless you swipe a “QiCard.”
That’s the brutal marketplace Zhang Yu wakes up to after his soul is shoved into the body of a penniless high-schooler—one already drowning in soul-devouring debt.
With only thirty days before the collectors start carving repayments from his flesh, Zhang Yu must monetize every heartbeat just to stay alive.
He livestreams back-alley sparring matches, peddles black-market talismans between classes, and negotiates mid-fight sponsorship deals to afford tomorrow’s cultivation pills.
Yet the higher he claws—from broke freshman to headline-making “High-School Saint”—the more he uncovers the engines grinding his classmates into golden dust: predatory fintech sects, exam-hall death matches, and an influencer economy that feeds on shattered dreams.
If you’ve ever felt the squeeze of tuition bills or the rush of a last-second power-up, Zhang Yu’s frantic hustle through monetized immortality will feel all too hilariously—and terrifyingly—familiar.
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Original description:
Elder: “Do you seek revenge?”
Young Man: “I've been repeatedly humiliated by powerful cultivators, treated as trash by my Master. How could I not want revenge?”
The Elder patted the Young Man's head and sighed, “Good child, I shall impart cultivation to you."
The Young Man gasped, “Senior! How can this be?”
The Elder extended his hand: “Give me your phone.”
The Young Man watched the changes on his phone, shocked: “Senior! Where did this hundred years of cultivation come from?”
The Elder smiled faintly: “Good child, this is your reserve cultivation from the Heavenly Court. You can draw upon it instantly whenever needed, so you'll never be insulted again.”
The Young Man frowned: “Isn't this... a Mana Loan? I'm afraid”
Elder: “The Heavenly Court is a major platform. New users borrowing 100 years of cultivation get 30 days interest-free, and the daily interest is as low as half a day's cultivation—less than a full cycle of your meditation!”
...
Zhang Yu snorted coldly and closed the advertisement above. Collapse
Spirit-root transplants come with payment plans, breathing techniques are locked behind paywalls, and your first meridian won’t open unless you swipe a “QiCard.”
That’s the brutal marketplace Zhang Yu wakes up to after his soul is shoved into the body of a penniless high-schooler—one already drowning in soul-devouring debt.
With only thirty days before the collectors start carving repayments from his flesh, Zhang Yu must monetize every heartbeat just to stay alive.
He livestreams back-alley sparring matches, peddles black-market talismans between classes, and negotiates mid-fight sponsorship deals to afford tomorrow’s cultivation pills.
Yet the higher he claws—from broke freshman to headline-making “High-School Saint”—the more he uncovers the engines grinding his classmates into golden dust: predatory fintech sects, exam-hall death matches, and an influencer economy that feeds on shattered dreams.
If you’ve ever felt the squeeze of tuition bills or the rush of a last-second power-up, Zhang Yu’s frantic hustle through monetized immortality will feel all too hilariously—and terrifyingly—familiar.
***
Original description:
Elder: “Do you seek revenge?”
Young Man: “I've been repeatedly humiliated by powerful cultivators, treated as trash by my Master. How could I not want revenge?”
The Elder patted the Young Man's head and sighed, “Good child, I shall impart cultivation to you."
The Young Man gasped, “Senior! How can this be?”
The Elder extended his hand: “Give me your phone.”
The Young Man watched the changes on his phone, shocked: “Senior! Where did this hundred years of cultivation come from?”
The Elder smiled faintly: “Good child, this is your reserve cultivation from the Heavenly Court. You can draw upon it instantly whenever needed, so you'll never be insulted again.”
The Young Man frowned: “Isn't this... a Mana Loan? I'm afraid”
Elder: “The Heavenly Court is a major platform. New users borrowing 100 years of cultivation get 30 days interest-free, and the daily interest is as low as half a day's cultivation—less than a full cycle of your meditation!”
...
Zhang Yu snorted coldly and closed the advertisement above. Collapse
- Status in COO: Ongoing
- Translation: Active
- In original: 500+ chapters
- Translated: 407 chapters
- Year of publishing: 2024
- Language: Chinese
- Authors: Bear Wolfdog
- Translator: The Noble Farmer
- Publishers: Qidian
- Views: 358 252
- Total views: 564 367
- Comments: 167
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Last 25 chapters
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Chapter 407: Ten Thousand Techniques Ascend, Cultivation Drug Trials 10 hours ago
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Chapter 406: Pharmaceutical Assembly Line 1 day ago
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Chapter 405: The Mysterious Zhang Yu 2 days ago
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Chapter 404: A Fortuitous Encounter 3 days ago
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Chapter 403: Students of the Artifact Refinement Department 4 days ago
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Chapter 402: A Busy Zhang Yu 5 days ago
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Chapter 401: Cutting Down on Artifact Refinement Costs 6 days ago
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Chapter 400: First-Time Artifact Refinement 7 days ago
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Chapter 399: Zhang Yu's Military License Plan 8 days ago
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Chapter 398 9 days ago
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Chapter 397: The Joy of Victory 10 days ago
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Chapter 396: Inheriting the Seven Absolutes 11 days ago
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Chapter 395: Zhang Yu’s Victory 12 days ago
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Chapter 394: The End 13 days ago
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Chapter 393 14 days ago
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Chapter 392 15 days ago
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Chapter 391 16 days ago
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Chapter 390 17 days ago
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Chapter 389 18 days ago
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Chapter 388 19 days ago
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Chapter 387 19 days ago
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Chapter 386 19 days ago
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Chapter 385: Duel with Su Yanyang 22 days ago
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Chapter 384: True Lord Magneto’s Secret Guidance 23 days ago
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Chapter 383: Zhang Yu, MVP of the Match 24 days ago
Artifact Crafting, Battle Competition, Calm Protagonist, Contracts, Cultivation, Dao Comprehension, Debts, Determined Protagonist, Different Social Status, Drugs, Economics, Enemies Become Allies, Fast Cultivation, Male Protagonist, Modern Day, Poor Protagonist, Transmigration, Alternate World, Body Tempering, Cheats, Comedic Undertone, Cyberpunk, Fast Learner, Genius Protagonist, Gods, Hard-Working Protagonist, Harsh Training, Immortals, Magical Technology, Money Grubber, Multiple Realms, Quirky Characters, Strength-based Social Hierarchy, Weak to Strong, Xianxia
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