Chapter 48: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (48) / 772 |
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
The morning of the second day of vacation.
“Alright!”
Sejun opened his eyes inside the tent.
Last night, Sejun had set up a tent inside Neverland and camped outdoors with his companions for the first time in a while.
There was a decent hotel nearby, and he could’ve gone home quickly, but he wanted to maximize the feeling of being on a trip.
“Is Aileen’s tent okay?”
When Sejun came out of the tent, tidying up the companions who had been covering his body instead of a blanket,
Aileen, who had been blankly staring at the sky, greeted him cheerfully. Beside Aileen was a tent that had been shredded to pieces.
It looked like it got destroyed while she tossed and turned in her sleep. The tent was too weak to endure Aileen’s sleeping habits.
It’s the tent’s fault.
Sejun quietly sat down next to Aileen and
Click.
Naturally held her hand. After holding it several times yesterday, it had become a habit.
And then
“Huh?! Sejun, if you touch me now…?!”
“Keugh!”
He forgot…
And fainted. Because the booster skill of the [Brilliant Darkness Earrings] had expired as of yesterday.
This was also the fault of weak Sejun.
Kuuuhh.
As Sejun fell back asleep like that,
“Sigh. Since Sejun fainted, I guess I’ll have to prepare breakfast today.”
It’s been a while since I showed off my skills.
Aileen let out a sigh and rolled up her sleeves with a determined expression.
“Meow?! Great Hybrid Chairman Park, it’s an emergency meow! Wake up now meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Sejun-nim, Aileen-nim picked up the peanuts! Please wake up quickly! Power of healing… rapid healing!”
Kueng! Kueng!
[Dad, wake up quickly! Pull yourself together!]
(Pip-pip! Sejun-nim, please wake up!)
Kking! Kking! Kking!
[Butler! This is no time to be sleeping! Aileen noona is grinding the extremely delicious sweet potato right now! Hurry and stop her!]
“Daddy, get up! Mommy’s about to cook!”
Sensing the crisis, the companions hurried to begin healing by stepping on Sejun’s face.
A moment later.
“Mm.”
Fortunately, Sejun regained consciousness just five minutes after fainting and managed to rescue the ingredients from Aileen’s clutches. Along with the taste buds of himself and his companions.
And then,
“Blackie, eat extremely delicious sweet potato porridge today.”
Since the already-ground extremely delicious sweet potato couldn’t be wasted, Sejun served it to Blackie for breakfast.
Grrr. Kking?! Kking!
[Grrr. Butler. What is this?! Great Blackie wants extremely delicious roasted and dried sweet potato!]
Of course, Blackie protested to Sejun, but
“Park Blackie, who growls while eating?! If you do that, I’ll ban extremely delicious roasted and dried sweet potatoes for a week!”
Sejun didn’t give in.
Kking…
Instead, Blackie immediately tucked his tail under Sejun’s warning.
Blackie quietly buried his face in the bowl.
‘Stingy butler….’
Wearing a frustrated expression, he stuck out his tongue at the extremely delicious sweet potato porridge.
And then
Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.
He devoured the extremely delicious sweet potato porridge like a blink of an eye.
Hehe. Turns out it’s tasty?
Before he knew it, Blackie had emptied one bowl of sweet potato porridge clean
Kking!
[Butler! One more bowl!]
and barked at Sejun for more.
“See? You were going to eat it happily anyway. Here.”
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Right! Butler is always right!]
Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.
Sejun filled a bowl full of extremely delicious sweet potato porridge for Blackie and began his own meal.
After such a slightly more hectic-than-usual breakfast,
“Let’s go to the water park today!”
“Yeah!”
“Puhuhut. I don’t want to meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Okay.”
[Hehe. Sounds fun!]
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehehe. I don’t know what a water park is, but it sounds fun!]
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Great Blackie is great at swimming!]
“Heehee. Taecho is already wearing a swimsuit! And I even packed my duck tube!”
Sejun and his companions excitedly headed to the water park.
The water park was right next to Neverland, so flying there took less than five seconds.
“Meow… why is there nothing but water here….”
Because it’s a water park, there’s nothing but water.
Sejun comforted Theo by vigorously patting his head. Bringing him to a water park on vacation, it was understandable that Theo, who hated water, would be a little annoyed.
“Puhuhut. No matter how much water there is, this body is waterproof meow! I will never leave Chairman Park’s lap meow!”
Of course, thanks to Sejun’s petting, Theo quickly returned to his normal condition.
Meanwhile,
Splash.
Cuengi, Blackie, and Taecho jumped into the water.
Kueng! Kueng!
[It’s a huge bathhouse with rides, dad! Cuengi’s excited!]
Since the only artificially filled water Cuengi had ever seen was a bathhouse, he thought the water park was a bathhouse with rides.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking?!
[Hehe. Butler! Look at great Blackie swimming! Aren’t I good?!]
Without moving a single paw, Blackie smoothly glided through the water. His underlings were doing their utmost to keep him afloat in the water.
“Oppas, take Taecho too!”
Taecho, who couldn’t swim, was floating around with a duck tube
Kueng!
Kking!
and enjoyed playing in the water with the help of Cuengi and Blackie.
Once Sejun confirmed that the group was having fun,
“Aileen, here’s a swimsuit. You can change over there and come out.”
He handed Aileen a swimsuit.
Aileen in a swimsuit? I’m looking forward to it. Hehehe.
Hiding his dark thoughts.
Fortunately, Sejun, having improved in controlling his expression, didn’t reveal his sly intent and
“Okay, got it.”
Aileen took the swimsuit and entered the women’s changing room.
I need to change too.
Sejun also entered the men’s changing room to change into his swimsuit and
“Ah. You guys wait here.”
“Meow?”
came back out to separate from the group and re-entered the changing room.
However.
5.251.205.82
“Puhuhut.”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot.”
[Hehe.]
Kuehehehe.
(Baehehe.)
Kihihit.
“Heehee.”
His clingy companions naturally followed Sejun into the men’s changing room.
“Hey! Why are you guys coming in here?!”
Sejun’s scream echoed from inside.
A moment later.
“Come on. Do I not even get any privacy….”
Sejun came out of the changing room holding his companions, grumbling, now dressed in his swimsuit.
Sejun’s abs were clearly defined with a solid six-pack.
However.
“Ugh. Hey! Park Blackie! When was the last time you cut your claws?!”
His sunfish abs were bleeding profusely from a light scratch by Blackie’s dragon claws.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. That’s something the claw-cutting butler should know! Great Blackie has no idea!]
That’s true. I always cut them for him.
Blackie, for once, was saying something correct.
“We’re cutting them now.”
Kking! Kking!
[Okay! Here! Cut them!]
At Sejun’s words, Blackie quickly held out his front paw. He was surprisingly obedient at times like this.
Sejun pulled out a nail clipper made from a dragon fang extracted by Kaiser 1,000 years ago
Click. Click.
and trimmed Blackie’s claws, then smoothly filed them with a scratcher made from 1,000 dragon scales.
“Next, Vice Chairman Theo.”
“Puhuhut. Understood meow!”
Since he had started anyway, Sejun proceeded to take care of the claws of Theo, Cuengi, Paespaes, and Taecho in order.
Thanks to Sejun’s skillful and quick hands, the nail and claw care for the group was done in less than five minutes.
Once the job was finished,
“In case we get hungry during water play, we need something to eat.”
He pulled out various things from the void storage, grilled sausages, and began frying churros.
Kueng?
[Dad, what’s that?]
asked Cuengi, who had never seen a churro before.
“This? It’s called a churro. Want to try?”
Kueng!
[Sounds good!]
“Alright.”
As Sejun coated the freshly fried churro with cinnamon powder and sugar,
Sasasak.
Theo, who had been grooming himself while clinging to Sejun’s lap, quickly climbed up Sejun’s body and
“Great Hybrid Chairman Park, did you just say ‘Churu’, meow?!”
took an interest in the churro in Sejun’s hand.
“Not Churu, it’s churro.”
Apparently, he misheard churro as Churu.
“Puhuhut. So that’s what it was, meow?! Then give me Churu, meow!”
“Sure.”
Sejun gave Churu to Theo’s mouth
“Cuengi, here.”
and handed the churro to Cuengi.
“Puhuhut. As expected, Churu from Chairman Park tastes the best, meow!”
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. The churro dad made is yummy!]
Theo and Cuengi happily ate their Churu and churro.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! Great Blackie wants snacks too!]
Blackie also didn’t miss the opportunity his older brothers created and ran over, barking for a snack.
“Daddy, Taecho wants a snack too!”
Taecho followed Blackie and started begging for a treat.
“Alright.”
Sejun placed an extremely delicious roasted and dried sweet potato into the mouths of Blackie and Taecho.
“But why hasn’t Aileen come out yet? Taecho, can you go in and check what Mommy’s doing?”
“Okay! Leave it to Taecho!”
At Sejun’s request, Taecho dashed into the women’s changing room, and about ten seconds later,
“Kkuueeek!”
The sound of a pig being slaughtered came from the sky.
“Huh?”
When he looked up, he saw a plump pink butt in the air.
Uren?
It was Uren, the King of Misfortune.
Looking closely, Piyot, Poyo, and other guardian beasts were also there.
It seemed like they had fallen into another hole created by Uren’s misfortune again today.
In the meantime.
Splash!
Uren fell into the pool, causing a massive splash of water.
“Puhuhut. As long as I, Vice Chairman Theo, am here, I won’t let the great Hybrid Chairman Park get wet, meow!”
Theo swung his front paws rapidly, blocking all the water splashes headed toward Sejun.
And then.
Piyo!
[Sejun-nim, Theo-nim, hello!]
“Mohehe. Hello!”
Piyot and Poyo, who could fly, flew over to greet them.
Kaong!
[Now’s my chance!]
Baektang tried to take advantage of the confusion to go for Sejun’s lap, but
“Puhuhut. Not a chance, meow!”
Thud.
Once again, he was blocked by Theo’s ironclad defense and failed to reclaim Sejun’s lap.
“Uhehehe. Hello. Sejun-nim, can I eat this?”
Uren, who had come out of the pool, greeted him and approached the grill where sausages were cooking, asking.
“Yeah, go ahead.”
With Sejun’s permission, Uren began devouring the sausages ravenously. He must’ve been pretty hungry. Maybe skipped a meal?
While everyone was exchanging greetings,
Piyo! Piyo!
[Ah! This isn’t the time for this! We were being chased!]
Piyot shouted.
At that moment.
Kugugung.
The sky began turning an ominous red. A crimson sky in broad daylight was far from normal.
“Chased? By what?”
Piyo! Piyo!
[A giant red snake! But it’s carrying the energy of destruction!]
At Sejun’s question, Piyot quickly responded.
Kihihit. Kking?!!
[Hehe. Then it’s time for great Blackie to step up?!]
Puffed up by the mention of destruction energy, Blackie proudly stepped forward.
Kking!
[Let’s go, everyone!]
Sharalang!
Caw!
Ppiak!
Mumu!
Kkabi, Karurur, Shari, and Mubalchil carried Blackie and flew up into the sky with great effort.
The Blackie Family flew ever so slowly toward the crimson sky. So slow it was frustrating to watch.
Ah. This is agonizing.
“Cuengi, let’s go.”
Kueng!
Watching them, Sejun got help from the others and Cuengi, and soared past Blackie in a flash, reaching the crimson sky.
At that moment.
[You have discovered a remnant of destruction: Akasha, the Snake that Strangles the World.]A message appeared before Sejun.
At the same time, the giant red snake covering the sky came into view. The red sky had been caused by Akasha’s crimson scales.
-I can feel the overflowing power of destruction here. Looks delicious.
Akasha, the Snake That Strangles the World, coiled tightly around the Earth and flicked its tongue.
And then.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. It’s crybaby Akasha!]
Slurp.
Having spotted Akasha, Blackie grinned slyly and stuck out his tongue in return.
*****
For extra chapters, you can read them on my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/HangukTranslations.
Join our Discord for announcements or to report any mistakes.
https://discord.gg/Z2Z6TdQk4g