Chapter 469: Project MirAIs Group Chat |
> Hana has added Aoko to the chat.
> Hana has added Alfi to the chat.
> Hana has added Miya to the chat.
> Hana has added Rhea to the chat.
> Hana has added Kuromi to the chat.
> Hana has added Tsubame to the chat.
> Hana has added Hope-chan to the chat.
> Hana: @everyone Minna~ Welcome Hope-chan, our newest kouhai!
> Hope-chan: H-Hello? S-Senpai, is this fine?! It's my real name!
> Hana: >:(
> Hana: Hooooope! You could have played it off! Now we're in trouble!
> Hope-chan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
> Hana: Just kidding~ Teehee~
> Miya: Oh, you poor unfortunate soul.
> Rhea: Eh? We have kouhais? Since when?
> Tsubame: ...Interesting. The High Priestess. That is your card, Hope-chan.
> Hope-chan: H-Huh? No! Not the arcana! I still have trauma about it from that scary bird thing and the falling moon!
> Kuromi: Oh my gosh! I've been thinking that we should make a group chat! Hana-chan! You're the best!
> Hana: Teehee~ Onee-chan mentioned that Mister John just added his family to one, so I figured we should make one for ourselves! We're family, right?
> Alfi: Yep! In more ways than one!
> Aoko: ALFI!
> Alfi: :p
> Kuromi: Hah?!
> Hope-chan: U-Um! Nice to meet everyone! I'm Hope Valentia! I-I haven't decided on my name yet... Mister John hasn't talked with me about it. B-But I'll be part of the English side of Project MirAIs! I-I've been told I'm the 'center...' whatever that means?
> Hana: It means you're the leader!
> Hope-chan: E-EH?!
> Miya: Oh, this is going to be fun.
> Rhea: Hehehe...
> Kuromi: Wait. Hope-chan... is that your real picture? You have blue hair?!
> Hope-chan: A-Ah. No. I have white hair, but I dye it blue to be pretty. People ask questions when you have white hair...
> Hana: ohmygosh! Hope-chaaaaan! You didn't tell me your hair was naturally white! That's so pretty!
> Hope-chan: I-Is it? People always made fun of me for it...
> Alfi: @Kuromi Kuro-chan, Kuro-chan! It's been a while, right? How are you!
> Kuromi: Senpai! It has! I'm doing great! I'm just doing a hundred man challenge right now!
> Aoko: A... hundred man challenge?
> Kuromi: That's right! It's a challenge to take on a hundred men in a row! If I win, I get to change our clan's bloodline heritage!
> Hope-chan: Wh-what? A-A hundred men...? A-At once?!
> Kuromi: Yeah! I just beat them off until they can't move anymore!
> Hope-chan: !?!!?!??!?!?
> Rhea: Hehehe... a hundred men... beat them off...
> Kuromi: Huh?
> Aoko: Kuromi... phrasing.
> Kuromi: What did I say? I just have to beat them with my own hands?
> Kuromi: I mean, I would get other people to do it, but it's hard, you know? Not many people are as good with their hands as me. Some are better with their feet, but hands are always best!
> Hope-chan: The... the autotranslator MUST be doing something wrong... Th-this doesn't make sense...
> Rhea: Oh, I think it makes perfect sense~ And GREAT R34 art... hehehe.
> Kuromi: R34?
> Aoko: Aaaaand, we're done with this conversation. Also, @Hope-chan Kuromi means fighting. Like martial arts. Combat sports. MMA. That thing.
> Hope-chan: Oh thank god. I was worried. I mean, I wouldn't judge, but...
> Kuromi: ...I'm confused.
> Rhea: Keep being seiso, Kuro-chan. You're the only one left.
> Tsubame: I beg your pardon? I'm quite pure!
> Rhea: Puh-lease. I've seen the art you commission for your tarot cards.
> Tsubame: I-It's traditional! It's meant to be like that! There's nothing impure about it!
> Rhea: You had two naked beauties kissing for the lovers card...
> Tsubame: Th-that...
> Aoko: MOVING ON! Anyone else have a topic? ANYTHING else.
> Miya: So did we just cancel the World Line VR stream?
> Hana: T_T We missed the timing...
> Aoko: Uh. I... already kind of cleared the entire story...
> Miya: What?! That's like... a hundred hours of Main Story Quests!
> Aoko: ...Yeah.
> Alfi: Aoko wanted me as her NPC party member so she can hear me say 'We'll always be together... right?' XD
> Aoko: @#$@#$@#$#@$#@#$@#
> Aoko: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!
> Alfi: Teehee~
> Miya: Oh my god, Alfi-senpai... you're a menace now.
> Alfi: I love making my Aoko flustered~ It's cute, right?
> Hope-chan: W-Wait. Is... Is the 'Kofi' ship real?!
> Hana: Eh? Didn't you see it earlier, Hope-chan?
> Rhea: Oh, it's VERY real. The last Christmas part... hehehe.
> Hope-chan: kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> Tsubame: ...Lovers. I've shuffled and drawn the cards ten times in a row just now and pulled it every time. So... yes.
> Alfi: (⸝⸝> ω <⸝⸝)
> Hana: Onee-chan~!
> Aoko: STREAMS! ANYTHING ABOUT STREAMS! OR ANYTHING ELSE!
> Hana: She does?
> Aoko: Isn't she like in that mess with Meggie right now?
> Hope-chan: Meggie?
> Aoko: Yeah, John's youngest... well, second youngest now, daughter.
> Alfi: Mmhm! My cute younger sister! You'll meet her soon!
> Hope-chan: I will?
> Alfi: Yes! Papa said he'll pick you up tomorrow to visit Japan!
> Hope-chan: HE WILL?!
> Aoko: ...Alfi. Your dad's the one who's supposed to give that info.
> Alfi: Oopsie?
> Hana: Sasuga, Onee-chan... you can get away with anything...
> Alfi: ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝)
> Aoko: She really can. If you saw the family group chat...
> Rhea: GIMME GIMME GIMME
> Miya: Down, girl. Down.
> Rhea: But the looooooore! And the plot!
> Hope-chan: Um... is it... always like this?
> Kuromi: Don't worry, Hope-chan! You'll get used to it!
> Aoko: We don't really get to interact much. This is the most we've had to chat in a while.
> Alfi: Mmhm! We're pretty separate usually except for at the company parties!
> Hope-chan: There are company parties?!
> Aoko: ...Have you... not been told anything?
> Hope-chan: M-Mister John gave me a lot of documents and a handbook, but I haven't gotten the chance to read it yet...
> Hana: That's right! I've been keeping Hope-chan busy and chatting with her!
> Rhea: Hohoho?
> Miya: 🔨🔨🔨
> Hope-chan: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!
> Hana: But it waaaaas~
> Hope-chan: HANA SENPAI! NO!
> Aoko: ...High school made Hana worse.
> Alfi: Hm? She was always like this. Haven't you seen her manga?
> Hana: ONEE-CHAN! YOU PROMISED!
> Alfi: What~? I didn't say anything about the type of manga~
> Aoko: ...Hana.
> Hana: No comment!
> Kuromi: Hey! Since we're senpais now and since we're all here, we should introduce ourselves!
> Rhea: Hope-chan seems like a fan, so it should be fine, right?
> Tsubame: That's no good, Rhea! We have to do things properly!
> Rhea: Right, right... Fiiiine.
> Kuromi: I'll go first! I'm Kuromi Tekken, the dark iron fist! Kuronichiwa!
> Hana: Kuro-chan! Yabai! No good! X
> Kuromi: Hah? What's wrong with my greeting?
> Hana: That's the same as someone else's! Change it! Trademarks!
> Rhea: Yeah. A certain timekeeper would be upset...
> Kuromi: O-Oh. Uh... T-T... Tek-yu for coming Mimiwa?
> Alfi: Cuuuute!
> Kuromi: Gah, forget it! I'm just doing 'Hey guys' from now on...
> Miya: Ignore them. I'm Miya. Not 'Amiya', not 'Emiya.' Just... Miya. I cook and hang out for my streams.
> Rhea: She does girlfriend experience stuff.
> Miya: I-I do not!
> Rhea: You cook, you clean, you flirt...
> Miya: I don't flirt!
> Hana: Mmhm! Mimi's just naturally like that, Rhea!
> Rhea: Oh, right. True... So it's a wife experience.
> Miya: HEY!
> Rhea: Anyway, Rhea Davinki. A-rhea-dichi~ I do completely wholesome art streams. And I definitely don't have an alt account where I do spicy work of us. Definitely not.
> Aoko: I thought Kai told you to stop that.
> Rhea: Stop what~?
> Aoko: ...Whatever. You already met me, Hope, but I'm Aoko Ryuusei. Former leader of the Sei- Kiry- ... Of a certain family.
> Alfi: She's a real life yakuza queen~
> Aoko: SHOULD WE REALLY SAY THAT ON MAIN ALFI?!
> Alfi: What's wrong with it? Technically, Meggie is too! She's the heiress to a whole sect you know~?
> Miya: What?
> Tsubame: Eh?
> Rhea: Hoho?!
> Kuromi: REALLY?!
> Hana: I knew Meggie had villainess vibes!
> Hope-chan: Um... should I... be hearing this?
> Aoko: You're in too deep now, Hope. I'm sorry.
> Alfi: I'm not sorry~! You can't run away now!
> Miya: ...This is why people think Myth Inc is a front...
> Alfi: It is though?
> Hana: Mmhm!
> Aoko: ...
> Miya: ...W-Wait. You're joking, right?
> Alfi: XD
> Hana: Teehee
> Aoko: Honestly, idk at this point.
> Rhea: Wouldn't surprise me. We have literal spare bodies.
> Hope-chan: Um... context?
> Hana: Oh! Wait, I've got this!
> Aoko: Hana, whatever you're thinking of, no.
> Hana: But Aneueeeee! I wanna see Hope-chan react to- Ooh! What if I have me and Hana greet her at the airport together?!
> Miya: No bullying the new kouhai, Hana Senpai.
> Hana: It's not bullying! It's... orientation!
> Hope-chan: Should... I be scared about this...?
> Rhea: Scared? No. At least not as scared as we were.
> Tsubame: It was truly a great misfortune that day...
> Hope-chan: ??????