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I remember when I was in elementary school, we were at a flag-raising ceremony when a girl fainted. I had been watching too many war movies, so I shouted, "Sniper!" and everyone present immediately ducked. The principal still remembers me to this day.
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As a principal, one day during a routine flag-raising ceremony, a kid suddenly shouted, "Sniper!" causing everyone to drop to the ground. I still remember that kid.
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A year ago, I was a boss planning to hire someone to snipe the elementary school principal. Just as I was passing by the school, a little boy suddenly shouted, "Sniper!" I got excited but was hit on the head by a water bottle and couldn't find the sniper.
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A year ago, I was a sniper preparing to target the elementary school principal. Just as I was aiming and about to fire, a boy suddenly shouted, "Sniper!" I got scared and hid. Since then, I lost my job.

Cursed message (“\(‘; ;’)/“). Read this from the perspective that it is a auto biography written my the MC and he is actually very ugly…

Is anyone knows novells with that "Player becomes and NPC and gives quests to other player"?
#Offtop

Read up to chap 80
Not unreadable level would of liked more chapters feels it barely started
3/5

Pffft The Author’s name is Kindergarten Expert Hahaha idk why I find it funny

98% water and 2% plot, that is, out of 100 chapters, if you remove all the useless reasoning and useless descriptions, 2 chapters of the plot will remain. Fell asleep without going far.Drop