A Mortal’s Immortal Gourd凡人仙葫

A bl**k man and a j*w are jumping from a building. Who hits the ground first?


Who cares?

A Gourd, A County, and Several Dozen Repressed Grudges

At first glance, the scripture promised tragedy....a young cultivator-to-be tossed into the snow with cracked ribs, a celestial gourd for salvation, and karmic debts piled high by bloodthirsty kin. Truly, the heavens are cruel... and yet, for some reason, the MC decided to forgive everyone except mosquitoes.

Let’s address the Yin first (born from Qi deviation):

The villains from his early life...aunt, uncle, cousin...remain untouched by lightning tribulation. They beat him within a spiritual inch of his life, yet no retribution. Perhaps he cultivates the Dao of Selective Karma.

His scammer master? Still conning. MC? Still calling it enlightenment.

His naïveté sometimes flirts with Dao Heart deficiency. But worry not....the lad evolves. Eventually.


Now the Yang (aka medicinal merit):

Army management? County-level governance? Financial reformation without needing a system screen? Surprisingly satisfying.

MC’s slow transformation from a simple good lad into a pragmatic schemer is written with an understated elegance.

Love interest: Obsessed spider lady. Perfectly venomous. Perfectly entertaining.


Final Divine Edict: This is not a flashy sword-waving revenge-fueled rampage. It’s a slow-brew cultivation tale heavy on political mind-games, bureaucratic cultivation, and gourd-based survival. Read beyond chapter 200 and it begins to taste like aged tea....bitter at first, but with surprising sweetness at the end.


Afterword: Poison-Medicine Appraisal

Upon gazing 200+ chapters into this scripture and surviving the MTL Abyss, this humble one presents the following:

Poison Rank: Low–Earth Grade. Comes not from the prose, but from early frustration over delayed karma and plot armor that shields even the wicked aunt's kneecaps.

Medicinal Rank: Solid High-Human Grade, bordering on Earth, especially in governance, troop command, and subtle scheme cultivation.

Toxicity-Medicine Ratio: 2:8. Most poisons are cured with patience. Be warned though — the unrepentant aunt might cause a spike in blood pressure.


- Inkdrunk Wanderer
Gourd-Blessed and Bureaucratically Enlightened, Awaiting Spider Dao Consort Ascension

I too wish I could stumble upon the path of immortality too irl

Summary says mc's biggest dream in life includes marry a wife with a thick waist and strong legs, but the tag says otherwise... no romance, Not harem... And + naive protagonist, Abusive Characters, slow growth and overpowered protagonist........ not my type.

My question is why there is a duck 🦆 in pfp

an obsessive spider lady... oh

sigh...If memory serves, this tale features an obsessive spider-lady. Tread carefully