Chapter 474 |
A Thread For Lazily Complaining About Everyday Life With Dungeons
945: NONAME
Hey, hey, is it true that those high school girls who called up a UFO are debuting?
946: NONAME
Yeah, apparently it is. And supposedly they are debuting under the name MJ13.
947: NONAME
Huh? What does MJ13 even mean??
948: NONAME
M: insanely amazing J: high school girl
Well, I mean, if they can call up a UFO, saying they are insanely amazing is not an exaggeration...
950: NONAME
That is a hopeless naming sense.... And somehow I feel like I have heard that before?
951: NONAME
Well, I think it is probably a wordplay on something.
952: NONAME
I have awakened to telepathy too.
953: NONAME
Well, good for you.
954: NONAME
I want to go home...
955: NONAME
Eh, there are still people in the evacuation center?
956: NONAME
By the way, did anyone participate in Go to Farm?
957: NONAME
That actually has a surprisingly high application rate, huh. I did not get picked.
958: NONAME
Same here.
959: NONAME
I got picked. And now I am in Tochigi. But what am I supposed to do if they just throw people with no farming experience onto farmland...
960: NONAME
Huh? There are no instructors or anything?
961: NONAME
Well, there are local grandpas and grandmas. But their response is slow, so nothing gets done.
962: NONAME
No, do not ask the grandpas and grandmas to do impossible things.
963: NONAME
Well then, if the grandpa will not do it, you can ask the grandma instead.
964: NONAME
I am saying both are the same, you dunce!
965: NONAME
You... wait, are you the fake Antoinette!
966: NONAME
There it is, this fake Antoinette!
967: NONAME
But sumo wrestlers call gods, and high school girls call UFOs. What a crazy age this has become.
968: NONAME
Hey, 967, do not ruin the flow of kicking Antoinette out of here!
969: NONAME
Lady Antoinette, the guillotine has been prepared over there.
970: NONAME
You are late too, 969!
971: NONAME
No, 969 is not wrong. They are doing their job properly.
972: NONAME
Ah, so there is no one to kick out today?
973: NONAME
I see, there is no one. I hope the one who gets kicked out is safe...
974: NONAME
More importantly, will everyone listen to me? I went to the curriculum held at the community center, but I was no good...
975: NONAME
Huh, was it that rough?
976: NONAME
Is it supposed to be a curriculum for ordinary people, not Ability Users?
977: NONAME
Yeah. They make you watch a video first, but suddenly they showed someone screaming because a monster ate their arm, and I thought I was going to throw up...
978: NONAME
Ugh.
979: NONAME
That is rough.
980: NONAME
At that point, there were several people who left, including some women who felt sick. And then they said, “This is what happens if you let your guard down, so please be careful.” How is that even supposed to work??
981: NONAME
Yeah... well, since that is the truth, in a sense it is conscientious.
982: NONAME
But they did not need to crush your spirit right out of the gate.
983: NONAME
When I went, it was a little more mellow～. Maybe it depends on the region and the instructor?
984: NONAME
Maybe.
985: NONAME
Well then, I cannot watch that. I have a low tolerance for gore.
986: NONAME
What was the combat training like?
987: NONAME
I felt too sick after the video and went home, so I do not know. If anyone knows, please tell me.
988: NONAME
If my experience helps, it was pretty relaxed.
989: NONAME
What do you mean by relaxed?
990: NONAME
How should I put it, it felt like fire drill training. Everyone was serious, at least.
991: NONAME
So that is the combat curriculum...
992: NONAME
Ah, there was some sparring. With arm pads and bamboo swords.
993: NONAME
Seriously?!
994: NONAME
And just how are we supposed to fight monsters with that...
995: NONAME
Well, if they tell you to teach that in 2.3 hours, the people being told that would be in trouble too.
996: NONAME
There are already “dungeon instructor” ads showing up on the internet, so maybe the only choice is to rely on that kind of thing?
997: NONAME
Or friends you know.
998: NONAME
That is a pain too. Sounds like there would be a lot of strings attached, like being told to join their group.
999: NONAME
If your life is on the line, maybe. But on the other hand, you might also make comrades you can trust your back to, right?
This board has become a forest of 1000.