Chapter 656: You Just Wait, You Punk
Li Daoxuan awoke in his real body, outside the diorama box, that morning.
After the county magistrate's servants had rearranged a guest room for him the previous night, he felt awkward climbing onto the bed again. His heavy, metallic 'puppet' body wasn't suited for sleeping in a bed, so he simply sat cross-legged in the corner.
Then, he ended his co-sensing connection, returned to his true body outside the box, and comfortably climbed into his own bed to sleep.
He left the bed in the diorama for Gao Yiye.
Gao Yiye felt a little wistful, but also relieved. The Heavenly Lord was a righteous and benevolent deity, not one of those sinister gods. There was no need to expect anything beyond what they shared; just being together was enough to make her happy.
She was so happy, in fact, that she couldn't sleep all night.
It wasn't until dawn was breaking that she finally drifted off.
However, no sooner had she fallen into a much-needed slumber than the sounds of activity outside began to stir.
Mengjin County was waking up!
Sitting in the corner, the Puppet Heavenly Lord's eyes snapped open, and he rose to his feet.
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Li Daoxuan had already eaten breakfast and re-entered the box to play.
Seeing Gao Yiye still sleeping soundly in bed, Li Daoxuan smiled and approached. He started to sit on the edge of the bed but, halfway through the motion, remembered that his weight might collapse the bed again. His backside froze in mid-air.
That was a close call!
He changed his posture, opting to squat by the bedside instead.
Gao Yiye's face was right before him, so close. She was deeply asleep, a sweet smile gracing her lips even in her dreams. She must be having a wonderful dream.
Seeing her like this, Li Daoxuan didn't have the heart to wake her. He decided to let her sleep.
He quietly stepped out of the room.
The guards standing watch at the door quickly bowed to him, but before they could utter "Good morning, Heavenly Lord," Li Daoxuan raised a finger to his lips: "Shhh!"
The guards understood, clamping their mouths shut.
Li Daoxuan lowered his voice, whispering like a spy making contact: "Yiye is still asleep. Don't wake her. Protect her; I'm going out for a stroll."
The guards quickly leaned in, whispering back like spies: "As you command!"
For a fleeting 0.01 second, a guard wondered if they were only to protect the Saintess and not the Heavenly Lord. *Ah! No, that's wrong,* he immediately corrected himself. *The Heavenly Lord is a deity. Why would he need us mortals to protect him? Am I getting ahead of myself?*
And so, Li Daoxuan casually walked out of the magistrate's residence alone.
As he exited the main gate, he saw a group of people rushing out behind him. Leading them was Eunuch Zheng from the Prince of Fu's manor, with dark circles under his eyes like a panda, his face a picture of terror and disarray. He was yelling at his attendants, "The sky's finally bright, run! This manor is haunted; it must be full of vengeful spirits drowned in the flood!"
He ran so fast, so frantically, that he didn't watch where he was going, and with a resounding "THUMP," he collided directly with Li Daoxuan.
Li Daoxuan saw him coming and could have easily moved aside, but he deliberately stood his ground.
When the two crashed together, their foreheads met with a solid impact.
Eunuch Zheng felt as if he had run into an iron plate. With a "CLANG," his head throbbed. "Oh, my head hurts!" he cried, clutching his head and squatting down, trembling all over. He couldn't stand up for a long while.
Li Daoxuan secretly chuckled, but on the surface, he let out an exaggerated cry: "Ouch! Can't you watch where you're going, you rascal? Charging around recklessly? My head hurts so much, I'm seriously injured... you'll have to pay my medical expenses!"
"Pay you for what, exactly?!" the Prince's attendants rushed forward, helping Eunuch Zheng to his feet. One of them pointed at Li Daoxuan and declared, "We are from the Prince of Fu's manor. If we hit someone, we hit them. We've never heard of 'medical expenses'!"
The Prince's attendants gasped in disbelief: *Damn it, you barely look scathed, yet you're demanding five hundred taels of silver? We thought we were being excessive, but now we think you're even worse!*
Hearing this, Eunuch Zheng rubbed his forehead and squinted, finally recognizing the young man. Wasn't this the dashing young hero from Yellow Turban Fortress in Xiaolangdi, the one who stood beside Bai Yuan? He thought his name was Xiao Qiushui or something.
Eunuch Zheng pointed at Li Daoxuan, "You, Xiao, you're a piece of work! You deliberately waited here to run into me, didn't you? You're not hurt at all; you must have practiced the Iron Head technique!"
Li Daoxuan touched his forehead, deliberately poking at the silicone surface. "It's clearly not iron. Such soft, delicate skin, yet you insist I have an iron head. Alas... Look, my scalp is all red from the impact."
The silicone, of course, couldn't turn red, its color remaining perfectly normal.
He was clearly lying through his teeth.
Eunuch Zheng and his entourage were furious but could only snort, shake their sleeves, and depart.
Li Daoxuan waved at their retreating backs, chuckling, "Safe travels! Go fetch more reinforcements, won't you? General Qin won't help you, how pitiful!"
Eunuch Zheng stiffened, paused for a moment, then quickened his pace.
The group disappeared in an instant.
Li Daoxuan didn't pursue them, instead happily strolling through Mengjin County.
No sooner had he left than a cluster of heads emerged from a small alley across the street. Leading them was Xu Chenglong, followed by more than a dozen of the Xiaolangdi water bandits.
He snickered, "I was racking my brains trying to figure out how to lure away his guards. Who would've thought he'd come out for a walk all by himself?"
"Hehehe, brothers, follow him. We'll find an opportunity to drag him into a deserted alley, give him a good beating, and then tie him up and take him to Shanxi."
The group slipped out of the alley, splitting into several smaller parties, each of two or three people. They pretended to be ordinary townsfolk, wandering the streets, but in reality, they maintained a discreet distance from Li Daoxuan, waiting for their chance to strike.
Shadowing and kidnapping were specialties for these water bandits.
Li Daoxuan, oblivious, continued walking. Ahead, there was a small alley. Li Daoxuan craned his neck, peering into it. An impoverished old man was hunched in a corner.
He stepped into the alley, pulled out a small piece of silver, and placed it in the old man's hand: "Old man, take this and buy something to eat."
The old man was overjoyed: "Thank you, thank you, young hero."
He profusely thanked him, clutching the silver, and quickly scurried out of the alley to find a vendor on the street.
Li Daoxuan watched the old man leave, then turned to head back to the main street.
Just then, figures flickered at the alley's entrance, as five or six burly men blocked the way.
Li Daoxuan uttered, "Oh?"
He turned his head again to find the other end of the alley also blocked by five or six men.
The two groups slowly advanced, closing in on him from both sides of the alley.
Remember the URL is a comment, not part of the narrative content, so it should be removed or ignored. The instruction states "Remove any mentions of source websites (like twkan, 69shu, etc.)" and "Completely exclude any Chinese or Korean characters from the translated text." This line is not a source website mention but a literal instruction in Chinese characters. It should be removed.
The text'test-02'in'test-02 Tianzun, who was sitting in the corner of the wall, opened his eyes with a brush and stood up. ` refers to the specific name of the avatar in the system, which should not appear in the final narrative. It refers to the `Puppet Heavenly Lord` in the glossary. I will use "Puppet Heavenly Lord" or "Heavenly Lord's puppet form". Let me check if "Puppet Heavenly Lord" is specified as `test-02`. No. The glossy states "Puppet Heavenly Lord (Puppet Heavenly Lord): One of Li Daoxuan's avatars in the Ming Dynasty world, a puppet through which he experiences the world via a'sympathetic connection. ' [Gender: Male]". So I should use "Puppet Heavenly Lord".
The name "Xiao Qiushui" is not in the gloss, but the description of Li Daoxuan mentions he acts as "Tian Zun". If he is referred to by a different name, it must be because he is using an alias. The raw text explicitly states "What seems to be Xiao Qiushui's name again? ". So he is referred to by an alias. Since it's not in the glossary, I will translate it as "Xiao Qiushui. "
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- Handled the "test-02" and "Remember the URL" parts.
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