Chapter 647: Seres
Gasp... gasp...
After his loud outburst, the young man, panting heavily, tried to restart his mind, which had long since turned to mush.
"Do you know my situation?"
Lun Heping seized her shoulders, speaking in gasps.
"I've become a murderer wanted by the Empire! The Investigation Bureau has put a 100,000 Star Coin bounty on my head to catch me! But I really didn't kill anyone, you know, I'm truly innocent!"
But the young woman remained unmoved. She merely gently unfastened Lun Heping's hands from her shoulders and walked towards the only wardrobe in the entire room.
Then she took a bag full of things from the wardrobe and slowly walked back.
"What is this?" Through the gaps in the bag, Lun Heping faintly saw two sets of women's clothing, and some less-than-pleasant thoughts arose in his mind.
"Your disguise.
"Then why women's clothing?!"
"No particular reason."
"Inside, there's also a silicone mask and a set of fake breasts."
After calming down a little, Lun Heping wore a look of utter speechlessness.
At this moment, he no longer felt that his adoptive sister had any mental illness. Aside from her slightly wicked sense of humor, her reaction seemed too calm, so calm that it was almost cold-blooded.
...
"First, help me complete the discharge procedures."
Just as Lun Heping, pinching his nose, picked up the women's clothing from the table and was trying to hold it up to himself to gauge the size, the young woman suddenly spoke.
"Ah?! You're leaving too?"
"..."
...
"Young man, not bad, you're still alive, surprisingly."
When Lun Heping once again traversed the dirty stairwell piled high with garbage and arrived before the old lady at the front desk, this middle-aged woman, with a perpetually bitter expression, actually revealed a rare smile.
"Uh... I'd like to ask, where do I go to handle discharge procedures?" Lun Heping ignored her teasing.
"You want to discharge her? Temporary or permanent?"
"Permanently, of course."
"Are you sure?"
"Of course!"
"Alright! You can leave now." The middle-aged woman adjusted her glasses and said seriously.
"Ah?! We don't need to do anything?"
"Go, hurry up and go!" She was as happy as if seeing off a plague star.
"Can you tell me about her? Why are you all so afraid of my sister, and why was she sent here?"
Lun Heping was very curious about his adoptive sister's past. What exactly was the reason that someone who seemed so normal would be sent to a mental hospital?
And what reason made the staff here so afraid of a patient?
"You don't know?" The old lady suddenly became wary.
She straightened her white robe, looking at Lun Heping with suspicious eyes. Her left hand, hidden under the table, was placed on the alarm bell.
"No, wait. Although Lun Qin is my sister, she was sent here when I was very young. I have no idea why. This time, it's because our parents passed away that I came to take her."
Lun Heping saw that the situation was not right and quickly explained his purpose.
"Let me see your ID card." The old lady at the front desk had clearly grown suspicious, and said in not-so-standard Mandarin.
"..."
Lun Heping hesitated. He had just reported a fake name to avoid trouble; if he were to take out the ID card in his hand, he would immediately be exposed.
"What exactly is this kid here for?"
The old lady looked at Lun Heping, who was caught in hesitation, her expression growing increasingly displeased.
She wasn't worried that the other party was here to harm Lun Qin, even though Lun Qin was indeed very beautiful.
That calamity, just getting a little close to her would invite all sorts of misfortunes; you could choke half to death just drinking water. Anyone who dared to harbor intentions towards her must have a death wish.
"Not ready yet?"
The old elevator doors opened, and the young woman, still dressed in white, swayed as she walked towards the front desk, carrying a suitcase that looked almost as heavy as she was.
The patients who had been standing like logs in front of the elevator doors, waiting for the elevator, and the orderlies with dull, lifeless eyes, upon seeing the young woman's face, all fled in other directions as if insane.
The reason was simple: it was too cursed.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Three orderlies and one patient hadn't run two steps when they inexplicably tripped over their own feet and fell flat on the ground.
But even so, these people still endured their pain and crawled away from Lun Qin.
Almost everyone who didn't believe in curses would be thoroughly convinced by the unforgettable bad luck.
From choking on water, to muscles cramping wildly without reason, to always having bad luck in games, and tripping over flat ground.
To major things like work getting inexplicably messed up, daily encounters with falling objects from above, being wrongly accused of shoplifting in stores, bad luck events coming one after another, making people feel that life was unbearable, filled with negative energy, convinced that this world was just a trash game, and ultimately breaking down.
...
"Take her away, quickly!" The old lady, who had originally intended to make things difficult, instantly lost all her intentions after seeing that fair-skinned face.
Half her buttock was already off the seat, as she was resolved that if Lun Qin continued to walk towards her, she would immediately run away.
"Alright, alright, alright."
Lun Heping, who had luckily avoided an interrogation, jogged up to his sister and took the huge suitcase from her hands.
Everyone kept their distance, watching the brother and sister leave.
When the plague god disappeared from their sight, they felt a great sense of relief.
...
Lun Heping's adoptive parents were important benefactors of Ziluolan Hospital. If it weren't for this connection and the fear of incurring Lun Qin's super bad luck, the hospital would have long since politely escorted her out.
No one wanted such a humanoid calamity generator living next to them.
"Sis, I want to ask a very important question."
"How much money do you have on you?"
Walking out of the hospital gates and gazing at the bleak forest, Lun Heping finally remembered a very important matter—that he was almost out of money.
He had originally left on short notice, and taking a taxi there had already used up most of the cash he had on him. Moreover, now that he was under the label of a wanted criminal, none of his cards could be used.
If this dear sister also had no money, then he probably couldn't even afford a taxi.
"Take this."
The young woman pulled out a wad of large bills from somewhere unknown.
"..."
"I worried for nothing."
"Before the car arrives, there's one last thing." Lun Qin told her brother to put down the suitcase. "Your women's clothing."
"..."
...
"The size is just right."
Although very unwilling, Lun Heping still reluctantly completed his disguise in the small woods next to the hospital.
His build was originally on the slender side, so even when changing into women's clothing, there wasn't much incongruity in his frame.
"Shave your leg hair, and then put on pantyhose."
"...Why not pants...?" Lun Heping increasingly felt the other party's wicked sense of humor.
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