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A Mortal’s Immortal Gourd凡人仙葫

Er Gouzi’s biggest dream in life is to save up for a few mu of land, become a small landlord, marry... Read more
Er Gouzi’s biggest dream in life is to save up for a few mu of land, become a small landlord, marry a wife with a thick waist and strong legs, and then his life would be perfect.

However, due to an unexpected encounter with a gourd, and being misled by an old swindler, he accidentally steps onto the path of immortality and is involuntarily drawn into conflicts.

But his original aspiration remains unchanged: all he wants is to farm… Collapse
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    A bl**k man and a j*w are jumping from a building. Who hits the ground first?


    Who cares?
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      #panic# is this the kind of comment that should be on your site man?
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        Brother Hyperbola is immortal one more warning and he will ascend to the heavens and pollute the heavenly realm so panic has to keep him here to contain him lest he escapes to 4chan and brings Armageddon to reality
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      Blacks in general have higher bone density and have difficulty swimming.
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    A Gourd, A County, and Several Dozen Repressed Grudges

    At first glance, the scripture promised tragedy....a young cultivator-to-be tossed into the snow with cracked ribs, a celestial gourd for salvation, and karmic debts piled high by bloodthirsty kin. Truly, the heavens are cruel... and yet, for some reason, the MC decided to forgive everyone except mosquitoes. meme_12

    Let’s address the Yin first (born from Qi deviation):

    The villains from his early life...aunt, uncle, cousin...remain untouched by lightning tribulation. They beat him within a spiritual inch of his life, yet no retribution. Perhaps he cultivates the Dao of Selective Karma. cry

    His scammer master? Still conning. MC? Still calling it enlightenment. troll25

    His naïveté sometimes flirts with Dao Heart deficiency. But worry not....the lad evolves. Eventually. troll41


    Now the Yang (aka medicinal merit):

    Army management? County-level governance? Financial reformation without needing a system screen? Surprisingly satisfying.

    MC’s slow transformation from a simple good lad into a pragmatic schemer is written with an understated elegance. joy

    Love interest: Obsessed spider lady. Perfectly venomous. Perfectly entertaining. troll77


    Final Divine Edict: This is not a flashy sword-waving revenge-fueled rampage. It’s a slow-brew cultivation tale heavy on political mind-games, bureaucratic cultivation, and gourd-based survival. Read beyond chapter 200 and it begins to taste like aged tea....bitter at first, but with surprising sweetness at the end. troll80 peepo037


    Afterword: Poison-Medicine Appraisal

    Upon gazing 200+ chapters into this scripture and surviving the MTL Abyss, this humble one presents the following:

    Poison Rank: Low–Earth Grade. Comes not from the prose, but from early frustration over delayed karma and plot armor that shields even the wicked aunt's kneecaps.

    Medicinal Rank: Solid High-Human Grade, bordering on Earth, especially in governance, troop command, and subtle scheme cultivation.

    Toxicity-Medicine Ratio: 2:8. Most poisons are cured with patience. Be warned though — the unrepentant aunt might cause a spike in blood pressure. troll23


    - Inkdrunk Wanderer
    Gourd-Blessed and Bureaucratically Enlightened, Awaiting Spider Dao Consort Ascension
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      Wow how did I completely understand that. A few years ago this would’ve been a foreign language to me
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      I feel kinda ashamed that not a single word was lost on me
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      Astonishing-when did my mind ascend to a plane capable of grasping such depth of thought?
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      get this guy a time chamber, we need more reviews like this
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      My favorite part of reading this Saint Grade Immortal Scripture pointing directly to the Supreme Immortal Sovereign Realm was when the Ink Drunk Rogue Immortal said "It's Immorbing time." And proceeded to Immorb all over the place like a True Immorbal.
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      Sorry for asking but I want you to review The Martialq Unity.
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    accidentally steps onto the path of immortality

    I too wish I could stumble upon the path of immortality too irl yo_42 pepeg_24
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      Get to 60 years old as a virgin and you shall be reborn as your nascent body which will get Omega Pulls trust pepeg_11 pepeg_1 pepeg_13 pepeg_27
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    Summary says mc's biggest dream in life includes marry a wife with a thick waist and strong legs, but the tag says otherwise... no romance, Not harem... And + naive protagonist, Abusive Characters, slow growth and overpowered protagonist........ not my type. exit
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    My question is why there is a duck 🦆 in pfp meme_duck
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    an obsessive spider lady... oh troll84
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    I was here,
    An obsessive spider lady my brother/sister below me said?
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    I am reading it because i like farming novels, that's it.
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    sigh...If memory serves, this tale features an obsessive spider-lady. Tread carefully troll7
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