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Chapter 2: Cheat

Open my character sheet,Roy thought, and a slew of weird messages flooded his mind.

‘Character Sheet:

Roy

Age: Thirteen years and seven months old

Gender: Male (This detail will not be shown in the future)

Status: Civilian

(You are the child of a farmer. Up until now, you have received no professional training, nor have you studied in any field. You have not mastered any skills yet, and your talent is still hidden.)

HP: 40 (Healthy)

Strength: 4 (5). Strength decides the attack power of some physical attacks. Increases the weight you can carry, enabling you to wear heavier but stronger protective gear, as well as using heavier weapons. Affects your endurance to an extent.

Dexterity: 5 (5). Dexterity decides your movement speed, attack speed, reflexes, and balance. High dexterity enables you to dodge, react to, and block attacks. Also allows you to perform difficult movements.

Constitution: 4 (5). As a base for your endurance, constitution decides how many hits you can take, your run speed, and your battle prowess. Affects life regeneration to an extent.

Perception: 5 (5). Perception includes your five senses. You have a chance to predict incoming danger, as well as increase your efficiency in assessing your surroundings. Perception increases your chances of finding buried treasure. Someone with higher perception also has a better chance of sensing incoming danger. They can notice the secrets hidden in the void as well.

Will: 4 (5). Will decides your resistance against mental attacks and your recovery speed from psychological debuffs, such as pain and sadness. The higher your will, the calmer you can stay in dangerous situations, leading to a perfect execution of your movements. If your will is great enough, you will be able to affect physical objects.

Charisma: 5 (5). Your looks, aura, and speech skills factor into deciding your charisma. Charisma plays a role in communicating with the same species. High charisma can win someone’s affection easily, and those from your species will be invariably drawn to you.

Spirit: 6 (5). Spirit decides the level of your concentration, making you focus on the task ahead of you. Can also increase your absorption rate, amount of acceptance, and control over the four elements, which is also known as chaos energy. Affects the strength of spells and pseudo spells.

PR/N: From what we’ve understood, (5) refers to a healthy adult. So 4 (5) means slightly below a healthy adult, 5 (5) means the same level as a healthy adult, and 6 (5) means better than a healthy adult.

Skill: None

Inventory space: 1 cubic meter

Misc.: Unknown

EXP: 1/100 (Once the EXP bar is filled out, you may level up. Each level shall grant you one attribute point and one skill point.)’

The character sheet was Roy’s cheat in this world. Thanks to it, he stayed under the sun for three days, for absorbing its energy would help him clear his confused state. At the same time, he gained one EXP from staying under the sun.

“So the sun gives me 0.33 EXP per day. In that case, staying under it for 333 days would fill my EXP bar and level me up.” Roy calmed down. Staying under the sun to level up was a stupid idea, but it was the safest way to do so.

Hm, if the sun can grant me EXP, can the food here do the same? That was a nice idea, but unfeasible in reality. Roy only had enough food to stave off starvation and keep him healthy. The energy in it wasn’t enough to be converted into EXP. “So if I want to increase my stats, I’ll have to find a way to earn some crowns and fill my belly.”

A/N: Crowns are the currency of the game. The only currency in the northern kingdoms are Temeria orens, alternatively known as orens, while Aedirn’s currencies are ducats and marks. That’d make the exchange rate too confusing, so from now on, we’ll be using crowns and orens. The exchange rate for the currency is one to one.

If he could make enough crowns, Roy could even hire mercenaries or reputable witchers to escort his parents as they left for the city of freedom, Novigrad, located in Redania, which was northwest of their village. Redania was involved in the Northern Wars, but the nation wasn’t affected. At least the civilians could live their lives out there in peace.

“Money aside, I have to see if there’s any other way to gain EXP.”

Considering the game and Roy’s experience with it, killing monsters would be the most likely way to gain EXP, and the world of “The Witcher” was filled with all kinds of creatures. If he were to wander around in the wilderness beyond the village or rivers around it, he might just bump into a drowner if he was unlucky.

Roy was just a frail, feeble boy who had no combat prowess. If he were to go out and hunt, he’d be torn to pieces by the dogs and wolves on the way. Then he’d have died for nothing.

Obviously, he couldn’t respawn in this world, unlike in the game. “I have to be careful. Legends start from the unlikeliest of places. I should start with a smaller creature.”

He went into the yard and threw a glance at the big, white goat that stood out from the rest of the animals. No. That goat can provide milk, and it’s too big for me to handle. He gave up on killing the goat, and a few roosters leaped happily in front of him. Roy gritted his teeth and went back in to grab a knife. “Dad’s going to kill one tonight for me anyway. Why don’t I do it myself?”

Roy set his murderous gaze on a big, fat, grey rooster. Noticing the impending danger, the rooster crowed shrilly and leaped around the coop, trying to escape murder.

If anyone were to pass by, they’d come across a hilarious scene: a scrawny young man chasing after a majestic grey rooster. The creature continued cawing and running for his life, while the boy wouldn’t stop pursuing it.

Roy kept falling and getting up, unwilling to give up. When he was already drenched in sweat, and his legs turned to jelly, he finally caught the rooster’s wings. Roy held the knife under its neck, but he didn’t make the kill.

“I haven’t even killed anything up until now. Not even a chicken. Didn’t expect my first kill in life to be a big, stupid rooster.” 

That reminded him of the legendary witcher, Geralt of Rivia. Geralt had many titles, some of which included “The White Wolf”, “The Butcher of Blaviken”, and “The Giant Slayer”. Roy thought those titles were cool and menacing.

“Nobody can know of this. What if I become a legend someday, and the bard calls me “The Rooster Slayer”? That’d be dumb.”

That thought made Roy pick up the pace. He made a clumsy slash across the rooster’s neck, and blood spurted into the sky. Some of it even splashed onto his face.

At the same time, the rooster extended its claws and crowed for the final time in its life. A short while later, it lay on the ground, convulsing and taking its last breath as Roy grinned.

2/100! It worked! “I knew it! This works!”

He was glad that nobody saw him kill the rooster, but then a panicked scream reached him, “By the gods! R-Roy the fool’s possessed by a monster! He killed his family’s chicken!” A snotty, eight-year-old brat had a horrified expression on his face as he shouted out the “murder” of the rooster. Roy swore the whole village could have heard his scream. He was just like the screaming groundhog meme Roy saw in his past life.

The boy’s appearance made Roy’s eyes shine, and he was obviously not concerned with the accusation the boy made. That boy’s Brandon, the son of the butcher.

As the official butcher for a backwater village like Kaer, every villager had to ask for his help whenever they needed to slaughter their livestock. “If I manage to become the butcher’s apprentice, I’d have loads of EXP to gain.”

Comments 23

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    Zemophobia
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    Will: 4 (5). Will decides your resistance against mental attacks and your recovery speed from psychological debuffs, such as pain and sadness.


    I half-expected him to have a will of 1.
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    Jack_Nat_Mikhail
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    Amazing title, "The Slayer of Roosters" and "The Nightmare of 8year olds"
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    DragonGhost
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    Toss a coin to your witcher..
    Oh valley of plenty
    Oh valley of plenty
    Oooohhhh
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      Nyzar
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      Thanks so much. I just barely got that song out of my head last week again. Now it's running through my Noggin once more
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      1. Offline
        DragonGhost
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        My pleasure
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          Nyzar
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          Crap. I just read your first post again! This is sabotage I tell ya
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            DragonGhost
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            U will get over it.....just kiddin...
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    Accelerator
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    His charisma is pretty high for him being a child and skinny.
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    skyvino
    skyvino
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    Geralt of Rivia : "I'll carry on killing monsters in the ruins of this world until some monster kills me."

    Toss A Coin To Your Witcher
    Song by Giona Ostinelli and Sonya Belousova


    When a humble bard
    Graced a ride along
    With Geralt of Rivia
    Along came this song
    From when the White Wolf fought
    A silver-tongued devil
    His army of elves
    At his hooves did they revel
    They came after me
    With masterful deceit
    Broke down my lute
    And they kicked in my teeth
    While the devil's horns
    Minced our tender meat
    And so cried the Witcher
    He can't be bleat
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    Oh, Valley of Plenty
    Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    Oh, Valley of Plenty
    At the edge of the world
    Fight the mighty horde
    That bashes and breaks you
    And brings you to mourn
    He thrust every elf
    Far back on the shelf
    High up on the mountain
    From whence it came
    He wiped out your pest
    Got kicked in his chest
    He's a friend of humanity
    So give him the rest
    That's my epic tale
    Our champion prevailed
    Defeated the villain
    Now pour him some ale
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    Oh, Valley of Plenty
    Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    A friend of humanity
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      Mkviewer
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      It sounds great when sung, but it feels a little awkward reading it
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        Krucknks
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        Like pretty much any song
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    AstralFear
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    What kinda idiot kills the rooster? Lol
    You typically don't kill roosters, you kill chickens.
    You only have one rooster and you need it alive. Roosters help protect the chickens from predators and fertilize the eggs (AKA more chickens).
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      Stevenlol12
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      It’s clearly mentioned that there were more than one rooster so it really didn’t matter, why does there always have to be one smartass in the comments
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    Juzzdero
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    When a noble cock
    Graced a yard along
    The young transmigrator
    Raised knife that he hold...

    Toss a grain to your rooster
    Let the bird to come closer
    The bird looks quite tasty
    Ooo...
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    1. Offline
      Mkviewer
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      Damn thats funny 27
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  8. Offline
    Neninho
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    From when the Rooster slayer fought
    A yellow-peaked devil
    His army of chickens
    At his hooves did they revel
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    hungar
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    “Nobody can know of this. What if I become a legend someday, and the bard calls me “The Rooster Slayer”?


    A coin to the clown
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    Diamond001
    Diamond001
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    slayer of roosters doesnt sound bad
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    1. Offline
      Lux
      Lux
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      What about Cockslayer?
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        Diamond001
        Diamond001
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        bruh
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        Sylvus
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        The mere mention of the legendary Cockslayer shall instill fear in the hearts of roosters and men alike
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          Mkviewer
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          They shall all cower in fear and run for the hills at the sight of the great slayer of cocks
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