Chapter 71: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (71) / 795 |
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
“Uhehehe. Don’t you need a spectacular daily life?”
I think I might…
Bored of the overly peaceful routine, Uren pondered as he read the second message.
And then,
‘A one-day-only shocking special deal just for me?!’
Can’t resist a special deal!
Uren hurriedly paid.
As Uren made the payment,
Success!
[System Eok-Samchiri] cheered in triumph.
But the problem arose elsewhere.
[Since the descendant of the Hero is still alive, shouldn’t the Curse of Misfortune be cast again?]
“Hahaha. A curse? No thank you. I have been reborn through the mental education of the great Blackie Family. Ditto, the God of Ruin, has now decided to live a righteous life.”
Ditto refused to cast the curse. After receiving overly intense mental education from Kabulto and Kkobangi, the God of Ruin, Ditto, had completely lost it. As if bleached, Ditto’s energy had turned pure white.
It seemed true fortune had indeed descended upon Uren.
[System Eok-Samchiri] tried to summon Blackie to restore Ditto’s mental state,
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! Great Blackie did proper mental education! Ditto says he’s going to live righteously now!]
Blackie had already exited the mental realm and was busily bragging to Sejun.
“Yeah. Good job. Now let’s head back.”
Since Ditto had tried to kill his subordinates, they decided to keep him sealed for a bit longer.
Kihihit. Kking?
[Hehe. For free? If you’re going to praise me, there should be a reward! Butler! Hand over some Extremely Delicious Royal Honey Sweet Potatoes!]
“Hehehe. Our Blackie, you educated Ditto well, but looks like you yourself are still lacking some education? Maybe you need additional training too?”
As Sejun said this and glanced at Theo and Cuengi,
Kking!
[Run!]
Udadata.
Blackie bolted at full speed.
“Hehe. Blackie oppa, Taecho wants to play too!”
Taecho excitedly ran after Blackie.
Looks like getting help from Blackie is out of the question.
[System Eok-Samchiri] decided to handle things alone.
Ditto, pull yourself together!
You’re the God of Ruin! That’s not the kind of character you are!
It continued to talk to Ditto, trying to draw out his true nature.
However.
“Hahaha. Even if you try to shake me, it’s useless. There are no longer any negative emotions like anger or hatred left in my heart.”
Ditto, whose impure emotions had been purged, remained calm even at [System Eok-Samchiri]’s words.
This isn’t good…
[System Eok-Samchiri] worried over how to return Ditto to his former self.
At that moment.
“Ah!
Let’s make him recall the moment he was sealed.”
A good idea came to mind.
[System Eok-Samchiri] played a video for Ditto showing the scene of the heroes fighting him.
“You bastard! Hero!”
It clearly had some effect, but
“…That’s all in the past. What’s the point of getting angry now. Hahaha.”
Ditto’s anger quickly died down.
If this doesn’t work, there’s nothing left…
As a last resort, [System Eok-Samchiri] showed him Yuko, who had funded the heroes. Although Yuko had actually been robbed by the heroes, of course there was no intention to explain that to Ditto.
“Hmph. No wonder the heroes’ gear seemed too good…”
Ditto’s expression darkened slightly. In the past battle, the heroes had fought with superior gear and chugged potions nearly infinitely, whereas he fought with poor(?) gear and no potions.
Now he realized it was all because of the money Yuko had provided.
Before he knew it, Yuko had become the secret villain behind the heroes to Ditto.
Ditto began to feel angry at Yuko, who had instigated the fight between him and the heroes for no reason(?).
While that rage toward Yuko was beginning to grow in Ditto’s heart,
“Uhehehe. I’m bored.”
A descendant of Yuko, Uren, appeared. A pink pig lying on a bed with a bored expression, eating grapes deliciously.
“Eek!”
You sealed me in this dark place and dare say you’re bored?! Lying comfortably on a bed eating tasty things, and you’re bored?!
“I can’t take it anymore!”
A thick purple aura began to rise again from Ditto’s body.
And then.
“Uren Daemon, you scoundrel! I’ll make sure you’re never bored for the rest of your life!”
Ditto cast a curse on Uren. A powerful Curse of Misfortune that consumed all of his strength.
“…I overdid it. I’ll need to sleep for a while.”
The God of Ruin, Ditto, fell into a deep sleep to recover his strength.
***
Golden Tower 86th floor, Daemon Family House.
“Uehehehe. It’s a bit late?”
How spectacular is it going to be?
Uren, who had purchased the special deal item, waited with an excited expression for the product to arrive.
At that moment.
[The extra-large Curse of Misfortune you just purchased has arrived.]
[The God of Ruin, Ditto, has used all his power to cast the Curse of Misfortune on you.]
[You have awakened the <Bloodline: Pig who received the Curse of Misfortune at full power from the God of Ruin>.]
Messages appeared before Uren.
This time, it wasn’t a hidden bloodline, Ditto had cast the curse himself and with full power.
“Kkuiik?!”
A curse of misfortune?
Uren was flustered reading the messages, but at the same time, he also felt a strange sense of relief, like something had returned to its rightful place.
As the Curse of Misfortune took effect on Uren,
[<Bloodline: Descendant of the Golden King> proclaims the Law of the Golden Scale.]
[Because you chose the Curse of Misfortune yourself, its weight has been increased.]
[To balance the weight, on the opposite side of the scale, <Title: Foolish Pink Pig Who Chose Misfortune>, Talent: Gold Maker, and Skill: Produces Gold Instead of Poop have been placed.]
Uren’s original bloodline, <Bloodline: Descendant of the Golden King>, also began to act busily.
This was the reason Uren gained the Talent: Midas’ Hand, and why he could still produce gold even after that talent disappeared.
<The Bloodline: Descendant of the Golden King> kept producing talents and skills related to gold to maintain the balance.
Uren’s ancestor and the first head of the Daemon family, Golden King Yupo.
A cold-blooded man so ruthless that there were legends his blood was made of gold, and he never tolerated loss.
That blood had weakened over generations but was reawakened in Uren’s body.
Because his descendant Uren was too much of a pushover and a magnet for misfortune, it had no choice but to act to balance the Golden Scale.
Thus, “Our Uren Has Changed” became “Our Uren Has Become Even More Unfortunate”, and that was the happy ending.
Rumble.
Something appeared, summoned by Uren’s misfortune.
A massive black monster, splitting the skies and ground of the Golden Tower’s 86th floor. It resembled a crocodile, clad in blood-red armor.
[???]
What is that?
Why can’t I identify it?
Unable to retrieve information on the monster, [System Eok-Samchiri] panicked.
Information unknown to it…
As if it didn’t exist in this world.
At that moment.
[Red Alert!]
[The worlds briefly shook, and a monster sealed beneath the Foundation of the Worlds has escaped.]
The main system displayed a red alert.
“What are you saying? There was something under the Foundation of the Worlds?”
Hearing this unknown information for the first time, [System Eok-Samchiri] asked.
[Beneath the Foundation of the World is where multiple Creator Gods sealed away beings they could not handle while creating the world.]
[Because these monsters were beyond what the Creator Gods could control, each one is extremely dangerous.]
[The monster that just escaped is named Quazakru, the World-Crushing Crocodile.]
[Subdue Quazakru, the World-Crushing Crocodile, and quickly reseal it beneath the Foundation of the World.]
The main system revealed for the first time details about the seal beneath the Foundation of the World and the monster’s name.
At last, the monster’s name became visible.
[Quazakru, the World-Crushing Crocodile]
As Uren’s misfortune intensified, the disasters summoned by his misfortune also became more powerful.
“Kkuiiik?! World-Crushing Crocodile?!”
How?!
Am I going to die now?!
As Uren despaired, crushed by the overwhelming power,
[Would you like to purchase 1 Super Emergency Rescue Service Coupon for 500 billion Tower Coins?]
Messages appeared before Uren. [System Eok-Samchiri] sold a more expensive coupon in line with the increased danger.
“Yes!”
The Sejun Family members will take care of it!
Uren nodded vigorously and paid the money.
[You have used the Super Emergency Rescue Service.]
[Starting next month, your insurance premium will increase by 20%.]
A hole opened beneath him, and Uren fell through it, plummeting toward Earth where the Sejun Family was.
Superhero landing!
Uren tried to land properly, but
Whoosh.
“Kkuiik?!”
A sudden gust of wind blew, throwing off his balance.
Thud!
He face-planted into the ground.
“Huh?! Uren, didn’t you say you were going home?”
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, judging by Uren’s face-first landing, it looks like his bad luck is back, meow!”
“Oh. Really?!”
Though he had wished Uren happiness, Sejun’s face lit up like a well-ripened apple at Theo’s words.
“Mohehehe. Uren-nim smells delicious again! It’s twice as rich as before!”
Even Poyo flew over excitedly, intoxicated by Uren’s intense stench of misfortune.
Lick. Lick. Lick.
Poyo licked Uren’s face enthusiastically.
At that moment.
“But doesn’t it feel kinda ominous?”
Sejun shivered alone.
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, are you just cold because you’re weak, meow?! I, Vice Chairman Theo, will give you a big hug, meow!”
“I’m not cold because I’m weak!”
Kueng! Kueng!
[Dad, you’ll catch a cold if you’re cold! Cuengi will give you a hug, yeah!]
It was warm with Theo and Cuengi hugging him, but the chill remained.
Shiver.
He had goosebumps.
What is this?
Sejun looked up at the sky to find the source of the chill.
104.28.193.250
Then.
Crackkk.
A gigantic crocodile was forcefully widening the hole Uren had fallen through, glaring down with enormous eyes.
“Hehehe.”
Our Uren’s misfortune is truly back.
Sejun smiled contentedly as he looked at Quazakru, the World-Crushing Crocodile.
[Sejun-nim, be careful!]
[That creature is one even the previous Creator Gods couldn’t handle and sealed beneath the Foundation of the World! It’s extremely dangerous!]
[System Eok-Samchiri] sent a warning message to Sejun.
“Yeah? Then isn’t that, like, super dangerous?”
As Sejun got scared by [System Eok-Samchiri]’s warning,
“Haaak! How dare you make our great hybrid Chairman Park feel cold, meow!”
Kueng! Kueng!
[Dad is weak so if he’s cold he’ll catch a cold! Look away now!]
Kaboom!
Kwooooh! (Help me!)
The situation was already being handled by Theo and Cuengi.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe! Great Blackie will protect butler! Bros, great Blackie will give that guy some mental education!]
Blackie also flew over eagerly.
Kueng!
[Cuengi Destruction Fist!]
Boom!
Quazakru, the World-Crushing Crocodile, couldn’t withstand Cuengi’s punch and vanished.
[Advanced Herbalist Park Cuengi has defeated Quazakru, the World-Crushing Crocodile.]
[You have obtained 25 trillion experience points, which is 50% of what Advanced Herbalist Park Cuengi gained.]
[You have leveled up.]
…
..
.
Thanks to that, Sejun leveled up rapidly and gained 50 levels, reaching level 297.
Kking…
[I hate you, Cuengi hyung…]
Blackie was sulking because of it.
Even though he had hurried back down to the surface,
“Puhuhut. Congrats on the level up, Chairman Park!”
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. Cuengi’s happy that Dad got stronger, yeah!]
The bros were already down, chatting with Sejun.
Growl.
Except for Great Blackie!
Blackie growled in anger as he watched.
At that moment.
A small orb fell past Blackie.
What’s this?
Chomp.
Blackie bit the orb on instinct.
And then,
-Who dares?! Who dares touch me, No. 108, crafted by the Master Artisan Azathoth-nim?!
A voice came from the orb. The blood-red armor that Quazakru had been wearing had transformed into this orb.
Hehe! I scored loot!
The butler’s gonna love this!
Excited that he had something to show off to Sejun, Blackie became cheerful again.