Chapter 46: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (46) / 770 |
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
Black Tower, 99th floor.
When Sejun left the Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction with him and took off,
I’m doomed!
How am I supposed to take care of all these kids?!
Pobi was in despair.
He had no Tower Coins to cover the enormous stay fees, so he couldn’t even go after Sejun.
However.
The moment he saw the Nine Leaders.
That’s right! The grandpas!
The grandpas had raised their children up to becoming full-grown dragons, so they’d be good at watching kids too!
Hope emerged.
But he should have thought again.
About how those grandpas had raised him.
And how he had behaved toward them.
While Pobi was clinging to the baseless belief that the Leaders would take good care of the children,
-These children are the next creator gods that Sejun is caring for.
-Kids, come on in.
The Leaders greeted the Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction,
“Grandpas, Sejun asked if you could take them on a 2-night, 3-day field trip to the dragons’ territories.”
Pobi explained the reason he brought the Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction and subtly pushed the responsibility of looking after them onto the Leaders.
And then.
-Really?! Khahahaha. Then we should go to the territory of our Great Black Dragon, the closest to the Black Tower.
-What are you talking about! We should go to the Great Golden Dragon’s territory!
-No way! The future Creator Gods will go to the Great Great Green Dragon’s territory!
The Leaders argued, each insisting that they would take the Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction to their own territories first, with pride on the line.
“Sigh…”
Thinking this would never end,
“Hmm.”
‘What would Sejun do at a time like this?’
He began to think like Sejun.
Ah!
“Alright. Everyone, line up behind the dragon statue of your favorite color!”
He found the solution. Let the kids choose.
“Yes-!”
The children lined up quickly behind the color they liked.
-What… only one?
-Kaiser, just one kid? Look behind me! I’ve got two! Uhahahaha!
The Leaders had mixed reactions depending on the number of kids that chose to follow them.
And then.
-This side has the most. Looks like the future Creator Gods favor gold. Hahaha!
Artemis Yul, the Leader of the Great Golden Dragon, was delighted to see five Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction lined up behind him.
However.
“Waaah~! Shyongshyong’s sausage is bigger than Mulmul’s!”
“Really? Then Grandpa will eat a little of Mulmul’s. Yum. Now they’re the same size, right?”
“Uwaaah~! My sausage~!”
“Waaah~!”
“Hey… hey kids, calm down!”
Why did I bring as many as five…
It took less than an hour for Artemis to begin regretting it.
***
“Hehehe. Now that the kids are taken care of, let’s go on vacation too.”
“Puhuhut. Sounds good, meow! Looking forward to vacationing with the Great Hybrid Chairman Park, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. I’m also excited to go on vacation with Theo-nim!”
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. Cuengi is really excited too!]
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! Great Blackie is super hyped!]
Sejun and the group were excited about the vacation.
I’ll spend these golden 2 nights and 3 days like diamonds!
Determined to make the most of the vacation,
“Everyone, hurry home!”
They rushed back home.
As soon as Sejun arrived at the Kindergarten of Destruction,
“Aileen, Taecho, Flamie, all ready? Let’s go!”
After calling the rest of the group, he went to the kitchen and packed the pre-made picnic lunchboxes.
Aileen, thanks to yesterday’s absurd upgrade, had gained a new skill with the [Brilliant Darkness Earrings], which allowed her to weaken her strength for 20 hours.
It was a skill called ‘Booster’ that increased the annual absorption capacity by dozens of times, allowing it to absorb Aileen’s power for about 20 hours.
However, as a side effect, the [Brilliant Darkness Earrings] would not function for three months while processing the absorbed power.
And.
[Hreup!]
To join the vacation, Flamie also weakened her power using <Law of the Tree of Creation: Holding Breath Weakens Power> and <Power: Frail Pretty Girl>.
However.
[Still not enough!]
At this rate, her power would return midway through the vacation, and she’d have to return alone to the Kindergarten of Destruction.
[Everyone, gather!]
So she summoned all the trees of the Dimensional School and World Tree School.
[Everyone! From now on, we’re starting special training in taking nutritional supplements! The training period lasts until my vacation ends!]
[What?!]
[Huh?!]
Sharing her power-infused supplements with the other trees, she completed her preparations for the vacation.
“Alright, let’s go!”
With that, Sejun and his party departed for their vacation spot, Neverland.
Two minutes later.
Thud.
Kuehehehe. Kueng?!
[Hehehe. Dad, wasn’t Cuengi super cool just now?!]
Cuengi, carrying everyone, landed in Neverland with a superhero landing.
“Yeah. (That was a perfect superhero landing.)”
Sejun, making sure no one else could hear, cupped both hands over Cuengi’s ears and whispered quietly.
If the rest of the party heard Sejun compliment Cuengi, vacation or not, he’d have to spend at least three hours complimenting everyone’s superhero landings.
“Guys, I rented out the whole place today, so ride anything you want!”
Sejun said proudly. Fortunately, he kept a straight face and didn’t get stepped on.
At that moment.
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, that one looks fun, meow!”
Theo pointed with his front paw at a ride called S-Express.
“Alright. Then shall we start with that one?”
Sejun and the party officially began enjoying their vacation.
A moment later.
Ku-gu-gung.
The train began racing along the rails at 100 km/h.
Though Sejun and the party didn’t know it, the S-Express was infamous in Neverland as the scariest ride, with extremely high drops and a nearly vertical descent, all designed to thrill the riders.
However.
“Sejun, this is too slow.”
“Chairman Park, this is way too boring, meow! Let’s ride something else, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Sejun-nim, do humans really enjoy riding things like this?”
[Hehe. Sejun-nim, it’s boring, but the breeze is nice.]
Kueng! Kueng?!
[Dad, this is way too slow! Can Cuengi increase the speed?!]
(Pip-pip. Hyung, nunims, should I open a dimensional portal in front?)
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! For Great Blackie, this speed is way too slow! Faster!]
“Dad, Taecho’s bored.”
To the group, it was just a boring ride.
And then.
‘Was it always this boring?’
Sejun was thinking the same.
No wonder. Just moments ago, they had traveled at supersonic speed riding Cuengi, and now they were on a ride dozens of times slower. Of course it felt dull.
Better to ride something that isn’t focused on speed.
Since speed and thrills weren’t enough to entertain this group, Sejun decided to look for another ride.
“Let’s ride that one next.”
He took the group to the bumper cars.
‘Hehehe. Bumper cars are all about technique. Victory will go to me, the crown prince of bumper cars.’
Sejun grinned slyly as he grabbed the steering wheel.
Honestly, he was the only one here who had ever driven with a steering wheel, so he clearly had the upper hand.
However.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Everyone, let’s go!]
“Yes!”
Kkiruk!
Shararang!
…
..
.
Sejun’s plan was ruined by six bumper cars driven by the Blackie Family.
Each pair divided tasks, one steering, one working the pedals.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Great Blackie is coming through! Out of the way!]
Six bumper cars began driving in unison.
And then.
Kking!
[First, attack the butler!]
Under Blackie’s command, six bumper cars crashed into Sejun’s car. Surrounded by other cars, Sejun couldn’t do anything.
“Hey! Surrounding like this is cheating!”
Sejun protested.
But.
Kihihit. Kking?!
[Hehe. Butler! Isn’t Great Blackie amazing at driving too?!]
Drunk on his own greatness, Blackie didn’t seem to hear Sejun’s words.
“Puhuhut. Great Hybrid Chairman Park, I, Vice Chairman Theo, will help you, meow! Iona, floor it, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Yes!”
From a distance, the bumper car carrying Theo and Iona sped up and charged toward Sejun.
At that moment.
Kking!
[Guys, retreat!]
The Blackie Family quickly pulled back.
“Meow?!”
Theo charged straight at Sejun.
“Chairman Park, move, meow!!”
“How am I supposed to move here?!”
Thud!
“Meow… Chairman Park, sorry, meow….”
As Theo apologized after crashing into Sejun,
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Charge again!]
The six bumper cars that had retreated came charging again, trapping Sejun and Theo.
While the Blackie Family was toying with Sejun and Theo,
“If I step on this, it goes? Hyap. Too slow. Does it go faster if I step harder?”
Crack.
Aileen stepped too hard on the pedal and broke it.
Kueng?! Kueng!
[Huh? Is this one defective?! The steering wheel came off!]
Cuengi had pulled the steering wheel clean off. It came off so easily it seemed like faulty equipment, but it definitely wasn’t.
And then.
[As the second eldest, I should hold the steering wheel!]
“No! Taecho wants to hold it!”
(Pip-pip. When do I press the pedal?)
Flamie, Peaspeas, and Taecho’s bumper car still hadn’t decided who was steering.
As expected of Sejun’s family, no matter what they did, it was always chaotic.
A short while later.
“Kyoo-kyoo-kyoo- Young Master Park Blackie, how are we supposed to have fun like this?!”
Even though she was pressing the pedal on the bumper car floor, it wouldn’t move. Iona hit her breaking point and reached Rage Kyoo Level 3.
Kking! Kking!
[Guys, run! Sister-in-law’s angry!]
The Blackie Family hurriedly fled in their bumper cars.
At that moment.
“Sejun, this isn’t fun.”
Aileen, looking slightly annoyed, got off her bumper car and walked over.
“Then wanna ride with me?”
“Yeah!”
Aileen immediately sat next to Sejun at his suggestion.
At the same time, a rich and fragrant scent entered Sejun’s nose.
‘Gasp!’
Sejun couldn’t think straight. On top of that, Aileen’s body was touching his, making it even worse.
Thump! Thump!
Heart, stop going wild! Calm down!
Sejun grew nervous, afraid that Aileen might hear his pounding heart.
And.
Thump! Thump!
Can Sejun hear my heartbeat?
It was the same for Aileen.
“…Then I’ll start driving.”
“…Okay.”
The bumper car carrying the two of them quietly took off.
“Puhuhut. I, Vice Chairman Theo, was going first, meow! Blackie, get out of the way, meow!”
Kking! Kking! Kking!
[No way! Great Blackie was going first! Big bro, move!]
“Kyoo-kyoo-kyoo-”
Kking!
[Run away!]
Swoosh.
Kueng! Kueng!
[Got in another one and the steering wheel came off again! That’s the fifth defective one already!]
“Hehe. Taecho is the best driver! Peaspeas oppa, let’s go!”
(Pip-pip. Got it. Youngest, I’ll step on it now.)
[Youngest! Turn the wheel to the right.]
“Huh? Right? Which way is right?”
[The side you hold the spoon with.]
“Ah!”
5.251.205.82
The surroundings were chaotic, but
“Hehehe. It wasn’t fun riding alone, but riding with you is fun, Sejun.”
“Hehehe. Same here.”
Inside the bumper car with Sejun and Aileen, love was in the air.
***
After riding the bumper cars, Sejun and the party spent time enjoying other rides as well.
“Should we eat lunch now?”
“Yeah.”
“Puhuhut. Sounds good, meow!”
Sejun spread out a mat on the grass and took out the packed lunches he had prepared.
“Mom, where should I put this?”
“Let’s put that one over here.”
“Okay!”
The group helped set up the food Sejun had brought out.
Once the setup was done,
“Let’s eat.”
Sejun and the party began eating deliciously. Maybe it was because they had played hard, but the food tasted even better than usual.
A little while later.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Youngest! Catch Great Blackie oppa if you can! Great Blackie oppa is faster than the wind!]
“Taecho is faster!”
Blackie and Taecho, having finished their meals first, began running around the grassy field.
(Pip-pip. A good song just came to mind! Let’s drop everything~ and go on vacation~)
Peaspeas, excited, sat on Sejun’s shoulder and sang an improvised song.
[Hehe. It’s warm and nice.]
Flamie lay on Aileen’s lap, soaking in the sunlight.
“Puhuhut. This is great, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Me too.”
Theo and Iona enjoyed the coziness on Sejun’s lap.
Kuehehehe. Kueng! Kueng!
[Hehehe. Just like Dad’s farm, there are ants here too! Hello, ants!]
Cuengi had found Earth’s ants and greeted them cheerfully.
It was a picture-perfect moment of peace.
At that moment.
Swoosh.
Sejun and Aileen, while glancing around, locked eyes.
Swoosh.
The two quietly reached out and held hands.
This vacation is the best!
Sejun and Aileen smiled brightly at each other.
***
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