Chapter 31: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (31) / 755 |
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
Inside Blackie’s mental world.
“Hehe. Finally, it’s today.”
Blackie, who had been eagerly waiting for this day for a whole week, grinned wickedly.
Great Blackie will memorize all the names of the ones who came to the meeting and report them to the butler!
That’s right. Today was the day the Park Sejun Naming Victims’ Meeting was being held. So he told Sejun he was tired and going to bed early without even apologizing to souls and went to sleep.
After some time passed,
Fwoooosh.
The fire that consumed the invitation…
Dung. Dung.
Spread out in a circular shape
Vwoooom.
And created a fiery tunnel.
“Hehe. Those who were dissatisfied with the names the butler gave them, just wait!”
Great Blackie will tell butler everything!
Imagining himself being rewarded with lots of extremely-delicious roasted and dried sweet potatoes from Sejun for his achievement,
Hop.
He jumped into the fire tunnel.
However, there was something Blackie didn’t know.
“Park Blackie, you punk. So you had a problem with the name I gave you?”
That Sejun already knew about the Naming Victims’ Meeting.
“Sejun, apparently someone sent Ace an invitation saying he was a victim of the name you gave and should attend the meeting? Want me to track them down and deal with it?”
[Sejun-nim, the World Tree Omipase in Omid received an invitation, and its content was…]
104.28.193.250
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Sejun-nim, Blackster said he received an invitation from something called the ‘Park Sejun Naming Victims’ Meeting’. Should I investigate?”
[Sejun-nim, someone sent me an invitation saying if I didn’t like the name Eok-Samchiri, I should come. What should I do?]
From Aileen, Flamie, Iona, and [System Eok-Samchiri] to Lava Giant Yongboon, who now worked in Cuengi’s herb field, and Demon King Gilsun Nightmare, reports came from various places.
Of course, among the informants were also members of the Blackie Family, excluding Blackie himself.
Thus, everyone turned themselves in and found the light,
Hehehe.
But Blackie, blinded by the extremely-delicious roasted and dried sweet potatoes, ended up being treated as the sole traitor.
***
Location of the Park Sejun Naming Victims’ Meeting.
“Hehe. There are a ton of people to report to the butler.”
One extremely-delicious roasted and dried sweet potato per name!
Blackie looked around, happily memorizing the names of the participants.
“Podori, Pose, Omipase, Blackster, Black Torch, Heuk Wol-bok, Wolgang, Wolha, Sweetie, Toryong….”
How could you all?!
While memorizing names, Blackie trembled with betrayal.
“Eomdol, Ggomi, Kkabi….”
Then, upon seeing even his own subordinates,
Grrr.
How dare you betray the butler?!
He growled while glaring at his subordinates.
And then,
“Poor butler.”
He pitied Sejun.
These cunning bastards! You had complaints about the names my butler gave you, yet you’ve been acting satisfied all this time?!
There wasn’t a single one he could trust. He felt sorry for Sejun, who had been deceived by everyone.
Hehe. As expected, the only one truly satisfied with the name given by the butler is great Blackie!
Hehehe. Butler, you better treat the great Blackie-nim even better from now on!
At the same time, he proudly thought that he was the only one Sejun could count on.
Not knowing that except for the meeting organizer and Blackie himself, everyone else was a spy sent by Sejun to find out who had complaints about their names.
Once all the meeting participants had gathered,
“Park Sejun naming victims, welcome sincerely.”
A voice echoed from the darkness.
“I am the one who arranged the Park Sejun Naming Victims’ Meeting….”
The host of the meeting. The host stopped speaking right before saying their name.
At that moment,
Thud. Rumble rumble rumble.
With a heavy sound, a massive orb rolled into the center of the meeting hall. Upon closer inspection, the orb had the appearance of a planet.
“I am Planet Kamyeoldaeseong.”
That’s right. The one who organized the Sejun Naming Victims’ Meeting was the planet Kamyeoldaeseong.
“Well then, let’s start by sharing our complaints about the names Park Sejun gave us. Since it may still feel awkward, I, as the host, will begin!”
As soon as Planet Kamyeoldaeseong finished speaking,
“Everyone! How could Park Sejun name a planet something like this?! What kind of name is Kamyeoldaeseong?! Kamyeoldaeseong!”
Apparently harboring much dissatisfaction about the name Sejun gave, the planet voiced its complaint in an agitated tone.
Planet Kamyeoldaeseong believed that everyone present felt the same way as he did, but
“…….”
No one agreed with Planet Kamyeoldaeseong’s thoughts. The participants were silent.
It was only natural. There was no one here who thought their name was weird except for Planet Kamyeoldaeseong.
No. There was one.
‘It is a bit much…’
Blackster agreed with Planet Kamyeoldaeseong’s sentiment, but didn’t show it. No, he couldn’t show it.
If he did, the others present here would immediately carry the news straight to Sejun’s ears.
Then I…
“Ugh. Absolutely not.”
As Blackster trembled and shook his head,
“Kamyeoldaeseong! If you say that, then what about me?!”
Kabulto shouted, agitated.
The “Ka” in Kamyeoldaeseong came from Kabulto’s “Ka”. For Kamyeoldaeseong to deny his name was the same as denying Kabulto.
“Then Kabulto-nim, you should just change your name too! Change it to Bul-to! And I’ll become Bulmyeoldaeseong!”
“What?! Bul-to?! That only benefits you!”
“Then what about Bulbul-to?”
“Hey!”
Thus the two began fighting over names.
“Other ones don’t feel right after all. I still like Kabulto the best!”
“What did you say?! Are you serious?! You actually like the name Park Sejun gave you?! Then why did you come to this meeting?! Don’t tell me?! Kabulto, are you Sejun’s spy?!”
Kabulto became so worked up that he almost revealed his admiration for Sejun’s name, putting himself at risk.
“That is…”
Should I really reveal myself now?
While Kabulto hesitated, wondering whether to reveal his identity,
Thud.
“Hehe. Kabulto isn’t the butler’s spy! Great Blackie is the butler’s spy!”
Blackie jumped forward confidently.
From Blackie’s perspective, he had already memorized the names of all the participants, so all that remained was a complete sweep.
As Blackie stepped forward,
“I’m actually my brother-in-law’s spy too!”
“I’m also a spy for Sejun-nim!”
“Me too!”
Everyone confessed to being Sejun’s spy.
“Uh… everyone but me is a spy? Is it the world that’s wrong… or am I the one who’s wrong…?”
Planet Kamyeoldaeseong muttered to himself in despair, his voice vacant.
And then,
“Don’t lie! Only the great Blackie is the butler’s spy!”
No! If it goes like this, I’ll only get one piece of extremely-delicious roasted and dried sweet potato!
“Be honest! You all have complaints about the butler’s names, don’t you?!”
Blackie, wanting to eat more extremely-delicious roasted and dried sweet potatoes, attempted to brainwash the participants into making forced confessions(?).
But then Sejun arrived at the meeting place with his companions.
“Blackie, were you trying to quietly catch the culprit?”
“Oh?! Butler, you’re here?”
Blackie’s plan to extract confessions fell apart.
“I didn’t know that… Sorry for doubting you. As an apology, I’ll give you 100 pieces of extremely-delicious roasted and dried sweet potato later.”
“Hehe. Great Blackie is generous, so I’ll forgive the butler!”
Fortunately, the outcome was a happy one.
And then,
“Kamyeoldaeseong, I’m disappointed. Do you know how much thought I put into that name?”
“Puhuhut. That’s right, meow! The naming skills of the great hybrid Chairman Park are the best in all the dimensions, meow! Why do you dislike it, meow?!”
“Hehe. Butler! Great Blackie will scold him!”
Thus began the scolding of Planet Kamyeoldaeseong, who had hosted the meeting.
After several hours of scolding,
“Alright. Since you say you dislike it so much, I’ll put extra thought into giving you a new name.”
Sejun decided to provide a name after-service.
“Well then…”
What should I name it?
As Sejun began to ponder,
Butler’s naming show had begun!
Sejun-nim’s naming has begun!
Everyone focused on Sejun, eager to see what name would come out.
“Oh! Sejun-nim, thank you so much!”
Even Planet Kamyeoldaeseong was moved and thanked Sejun.
But he shouldn’t have. He should’ve stopped Sejun. He should’ve just accepted the name as it was.
Because when Sejun puts more effort into naming, it only gets further from anything normal.
And considering it’s a planet where the Destruction Devourer and Destruction Pioneer grown from Kabulto’s body reside…
“Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong.” [TL: 까멸멸머성 (Kamyeoldaeseong) = 까(Ka) from Kabulto + 멸 (Myeol) = destruction x 2 + 머 (myeo) means Doom + 성 (Seong) means planet.]
Sejun created an even more bizarre name than Kamyeoldaeseong.
“…Huh?”
Kamyeoldaeseong was momentarily dazed in shock after hearing the name Sejun had created.
“Hehe. As expected of the butler! No one can beat the butler’s naming skills!”
“Puhehehe. As expected of my brother-in-law!”
“Sejun-nim, thank you! You gave it a name even more embarrassing than my name Kabulto!”
The other participants admired and praised Sejun.
Meanwhile,
[Talent: Namer has activated.][The name of Kamyeoldaeseong will be changed to Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong.]
The renaming had begun.
[With the current ability level…][System Eok-Samchiri] was about to say that, with Sejun’s current power, the renaming was impossible.
However,
“Vice Chairman Theo.”
Sejun quietly called out to Theo.
[One moment! I’ll find a way!]Hurriedly mobilizing all its abilities, it found a way.
Three seconds later.
[Vice Chairman Theo-nim, please burn some money!]Having found the method, [System Eok-Samchiri] requested Theo’s help.
“Puhuhut. Sounds good, meow!”
Given a legitimate reason to burn Sejun’s money, Theo gladly agreed and burned through Sejun’s funds with gusto.
“No. I don’t wa…!”
Realizing what was happening too late, Kamyeoldaeseong tried to reject the name Sejun had said, but
Flash.
Theo’s front paw shone brilliantly.
[Renaming has succeeded.][The name Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong now has been imbued with a special effect.]
[From now on, the growth rate of Destruction Devourers and Destruction Pioneers on Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong has increased by 10%.]
[Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong can now move by emitting 500 billion liters of gas per day.]
[As the number of Destruction Devourers and Destruction Pioneers increases, the size of Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong will also increase.]
The renaming had been completed.
It would have been great if it ended there…
[With the new name, the rank of Planet Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong has risen.][With its rank increased, Planet Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong has evolved from a planet to a world <Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong(Lv. 1)>.]
Having evolved from a planet into a world, its shameful name would now be broadcast across all dimensions.
And then,
[<Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong>, owned by Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun, has been incorporated as a satellite world of Earth.][<Earth> has gained one Level 1 satellite world, and all stats of beings living on <Earth> have increased by +10.]
“Oh!”
As a result, Sejun casually added one more satellite world to <Earth>.
“Nooo~!”
Thus, Kamyeolmyeolmyeoseong, having evolved into a world, wailed as it was dragged to Earth’s side.
“Puhuhut. Iona, isn’t the naming skill of our great hybrid Chairman Park truly excellent, meow?!”
Theo asked proudly, looking at Iona.
But
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot.”
Unable to agree with Theo’s words, Iona just laughed.
“Let’s go back now.”
“Puhuhut. Sounds good, meow!”
“Hehe. Butler! Hurry and give me my 100 extremely-delicious roasted and dried sweet potatoes!”
Sejun and his group disappeared.
“What a great show. Let’s head back too.”
Ppiik!
Whirr!
The remaining participants also vanished.
The meeting hall, now empty with everyone gone.
“Is this meeting ending forever now?”
Blackster, deeply regretful, was the last to leave.