Chapter 479.5 – Project MirAIs Group Chat – After Hope’s welcome |
[Project MirAIs Group Chat]
Chihiro: Ugh. Can't believe we didn't get to do the guessing game...
Rin: I KNOW! We got the masks and everything! T_T
Shu: We can still do it!
Yuri: ...How are you all even functioning? I've had three espressos and I'm still sleepy. Ugh.
Rin: That's because I can go three days straight without any sleep~!
Yuri: ...Somehow, I don't doubt that, you superhuman Senpai...
Alphy: Morning. This is Asako. Alphy's still sleeping. Any news?
Suzume: Asako-senpai. Why do you have Alphy-senpai's phone?
Yuri: That's old news. It's like saying John and Miss Yue sleep together at this point.
Rin: (⸝⸝> ω <⸝⸝)
Rin: Riri! You can't just SAY that!
Yuri: What? We know it's true. John can't say no, and Miss Yue is VERY affectionate.
Chihiro: Riri's got a point. Miss Yue's always looking at John like she's thinking of new ways to ride him~
Alphy: Could we NOT talk about that? Still Asako btw
Chihiro: We could talk about you and Alphy~
Alphy: cease
Suzume: Does anyone know if Hope is awake yet? I would like to give her another gift.
Yuri: Considering the jetlag, she probably just woke up. It's 12 PM.
Alphy: Meggie's taking Hope out today~ Papa said all of us are too busy since it's a Tuesday~
Chihiro: Alphy-senpai~ Did you steal the phone back from Asako-senpai?
Alphy: Yep~! I sent her to shower since she's all sticky and gross~
Chihiro: !!!
Yuri: ...
Suzume: Oh my.
Rin: (⸝⸝> ω <⸝⸝)
Shu: Oh! Did you do some morning training together, Senpai?
Alphy: Yes! Lots of training~ Teehee~
Shu: Yosh! I'll do training too then!
Yuri: That's definitely not what she meant...
Shu: Hah?
Rin: Ooh! Did you all remember to make your schedules for the week?
Alphy: Oops?
Shu: !!!
Yuri: Considering you bug me about it every day, Rin-senpai, yes.
Chihiro: Uh... Does... scheduling art streams every day count?
Suzume: Chi-chan. I think everyone knows at this point your art streams are you just forgetting to plan streams for the week...
Chihiro: It's not my fault! You try getting in the flow of creating and then remembering about deadlines and stuff!
Shu: That's why Mister Kai texts us!
Chihiro: Oh. I should probably add him to the whitelist of messages then...
Yuri: ...You blocked your own manager from contacting you?
Chihiro: Well, yeah! He's always bugging me right when I'm in the middle of enjoying cultured work or making cultured work!
Suzume: I think your definition of culture is gravely deviant from the common usage, Chi-chan...
Chihiro: You say that, Suzu-chan. But I still have receipts about the 'cultured' tarot deck you commissioned from me~
Suzume: Th-Those are for love readings! They need to be intimate!
Chihiro: Pft. Intimate? Some of the things you made me draw-
Suzume: LALALALA
Suzume: ⠀⢀⣒⠒⠆⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Suzume: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Chihiro: Wow, flooding the chat now to get rid of the evidence?
Rin: Ooh! That's cute!
Alphy: Pretty! I didn't know you could make pictures with text!
Suzume: Miss Foxy taught me.
Yuri: Who the heck is Miss Foxy?
Alphy: Oh! FailureFox?
Suzume: Yes! We've been talking since she wants to try doing some fortune telling as well!
Chihiro: ...Isn't she literally selling nudes and like feetpics?
Suzume: Th-that's... true. B-But she is not like that!
Yuri: Suzu-chan, are you literally typing out yourself stammering...?
Suzume: Ah! No. I have voice typing on. I am currently folding various talismans.
Rin: Talismans? Ooh! Can I have some! Mom needs some good luck!
Yuri: I could use some as well. I've been meaning to go visit Grandpa and my uncles.
Chihiro: You have uncles? Since when?
Yuri: Duh. Maji and the others.
Chihiro: Wait, that's not a bit?
Yuri: I think you're the only one here who does bits, Chi-chan...
Rin: Huh? That's not true! I do a bit all the time!
Chihiro: Oh yeah? And what's your bit, Senpai?
Rin: Being a yandere! It's funny!
Chihiro: ...
Yuri: ...
Suzume: ...
Shu: Wait, that's not... just you, Senpai?
Rin: Huh? Of course not! I just think it's funny.
Rin: Teehee~
Yuri: ...Suddenly. A lot of things make sense.
Rin: ;)
Rin: You have to play with life a bit and have fun! That's what Mister John says, anyway!
Chihiro: Yes, but 'Mister John' is also clearly either an alien, a former isekai protagonist, or some criminal syndicate mastermind with access to technology 1000 years beyond the current tech field...
Alphy: That's not true! Papa's just super lucky and didn't die a lot of different times! When you survive almost dying as many times as he did, you naturally become good!
Chihiro: THAT'S WORSE!
Yuri: ...Alphy-senpai. That's... a bit, right?
Alphy: Teehee~
Yuri: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'TEEHEE'?!?!??!
Rin: Anyway!
Rin: It's sad, but I think we're all busy until the weekend, right?
Chihiro: Ugh. Don't remind me. I've got a HUGE backlog of commissions on top of my streams...
Yuri: I need to work on my recipe book and merch, so yeah...
Shu: I'm competing in an exhibition UFC match in America, so I'll be gone until next week!
Suzume: Pardon me?!
Shu: What? Did I forget to tell you guys?
Yuri: YES!
Chihiro: YOU'RE GOING PRO?!
Shu: It's just an exhibition! And I'm promoting my film studio!
Yuri: FILM STUDIO!?!?!
Rin: *gasp* Shu! Can I come?!
Shu: Um... I don't know? Ask your mom?
[Rin is offline]
Alphy: Well, she's excited!
Yuri: Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Since when did you get all of this up and running, Shu?!
Shu: Huh? Well, I'm always working! I was a bit worried since I lose track of time, but it looks like it's fine!
Yuri: DID YOU NEVER THINK TO TELL US ABOUT THIS AT ANY OF OUR WEEKLY MEETINGS?!
Shu: No? It's personal stuff, right? Work is work. I do my streams and make sure I'm free to collab, so it's fine, isn't it?
Alphy: Shu. I think it's more that you didn't mention it to your friends...
Shu: Oh! Right, I'm sorry about that. But I post about it on my social media accounts. Do you not follow me?
Yuri: YOU HAVE SOCIALS?! SINCE WHEN?!
Suzume: Heaven's have mercy on us...
Chihiro: ...Well damn. Now I feel like *I'm* the one dragging her feet...
Shu: I'll send them to you later! But yeah, it's super exciting!
Yuri: Wait. If you're traveling all the time, how are you streaming?!
Shu: I just remote connect into the IDOL body at home in Japan and stream from there. It's a bit laggy, but chat thinks it's funny.
Yuri: You just-
Chihiro: THAT'S GENIUS!
[Rin is online]
Rin: Mom said no...
Rin: Send me pictures and give me gifts?
Shu: Sure!
Yuri: ...Shu is the only one of our group worthy of being called 'Prodigy', huh...?
Rin: Eh?
Chihiro: Don't worry about it, Senpai...