1070.Brother Cat Passes Three Levels·Marriage Teachings from Seniors (Physics）
1070.Brother Cat Passes Three Levels·Marriage Teachings from Seniors (Physics) (Page 1/2)
Around the stage set up overnight, players who came to join in the fun and participate in offline parties surrounded the place..
Some were cheering for the lively arena, some were running around in this rather quaint town as if they were traveling, and some were already sitting on the table, smoking melon seeds and chatting. God, let’s take a guess at the winner or loser in the arena..
Today, the number of players and their families who came here alone exceeded a thousand. In addition, the original residents of the town also came to join in the fun, making this place as full of fireworks as the market..
“Wow, there are so many people and it’s so lively! I like it here.”
Xiao Ashina, who was sitting in a wheelchair, also became happy，
It was rare for her to see such a festive scene. She held the marshmallows that Orchid bought for her in her hand, and kept looking towards the ring. The giant shark was taking advantage of his tall size, rough skin and thick flesh to make continuous progress. Played seven games.
It's a pity that in reality, there is an energy issue that needs to be taken into consideration in a ring fight. Even though Jusha is young and full of energy, he is still out of breath after seven consecutive games..
However, compared to the physical fatigue, the giant shark is extremely satisfied spiritually..
He is a cool guy who likes to be in the limelight. He just enjoys the cheers in the game. In reality, the feeling of being sought after by everyone is as refreshing as drinking a glass of ice water in the summer..
What's more important is that there are quite a few rich brothers and sisters in the Greedy Party among the players who came today. Mr. Niu also made it clear that he doesn't want gifts, so you and I will add them little by little, so that the current prize money in the four arenas has been Each exceeded 100,000 yuan..
Tsk tsk, except for stupid guys like Ju Shark who don’t care about the extra money, who else with a little bit of skill doesn’t want to join in the fun?？
If you win, won’t you make a lot of money?？
However, with the arrival of Brother Cat and his entourage, the warm-up arena activities are coming to an end. The main dish of Brother Cat passing three levels will soon be served. The players urged Jusha and the others to leave the arena quickly and free up the venue for Today's heroes.
So the giant shark immediately started taunting：
“I said, you guys have the reputation of being warriors after all.！”
The black shirt on the giant shark was now covered with fist prints and footprints, and his face was stained but not serious. He would grab the microphone of the innocent-looking host on the stage and shout to the players below.：
“Not even one who can fight? I've been watching since morning and still haven't had enough fun! Come on, challenge me！”
“Blank, this guy! too much.”
The shy girl in the crowd who was taking beautiful selfies with her mobile phone stand suddenly felt unhappy. She rolled up her sleeves and was about to go on stage, but was stopped by several sisters around her. With your thin arms and thin legs, you were ready to laugh to death. ?？
“Don't go! You are a hunter. In reality, even practicing yoga is tiring. You can’t beat that crazy giant shark..”
“Who says I can't beat you? I've also practiced self-defense. Hey, cook, you! Go！”
Shame Flower, who was pulled away, looked unconvinced, but soon she found her "thug" and shouted to Star Soul Eagle, who was wearing a chef's hat and carrying a few fish to the kitchen.：
“Cook, go and knock down the giant shark.！”
“ah? I fight a giant shark？”
Star Soul Eagle, who was invited to cook, didn't expect that he would have his own business today..
But he took one look at Xianhua's angry expression and felt that if he refused, he would probably end up in a very miserable situation..
He could only helplessly pass the few fish in his hand to Uncle Fording who was making noises next to him and asked him to help hold it. He then took off his chef's hat and clothes and stuffed them into Lao Qu's hands. Finally, he "fucked the stupid giant shark" in front of everyone. Entering the ring amid the encouragement.
The giant shark was also happy to see the Star Soul Eagle coming up, and he immediately taunted him：
“No, brother, you should go ahead and cook. I'll be waiting for a while to eat..”
“you boy”
Star Soul Eagle was laughed out of anger.
He moved his strong arms and warmed up on the spot, and said to the giant shark：
“No matter how powerful I am in the game, it is still fake. I am indeed a cook, but I still have a provincial judo championship medal for three minutes! Solve you and let you have a good memory.”
“boast！”
The giant shark rushed over with a roar, but in less than fifty seconds, Star Soul Eagle threw him from behind and dragged him to the ground. He used floor skills to lock him in place..
In reality, there is nothing as outrageous as the "Hegemony". After being held by the joints, the giant shark screamed in pain. The more he struggled, the tighter the Star Soul Eagle was locked. In desperation, he had no choice but to surrender..
When he stepped down in disgrace, he heard the Star Soul Eagle say to him：
“You can do whatever you want in the game, but if you want to defend yourself in reality, you should learn wrestling. At your current level, you can be considered a fighting enthusiast at best, and you still need to practice! Knowing one or two wrestling skills in street fighting is much better than the flashy and random learning you are doing now..
If you want to learn, come to me and I can teach you for free..”
After saying that, Star Soul Eagle, who had won the victory easily, stepped down from the stage amidst the cheers of everyone, took his fish and went to the kitchen to help..
He didn't even receive the 100,000 yuan bonus from the ring..
However, the winners and losers were determined one after another in the four arenas. Except for the giant shark, the other three arenas were swept by the old martial arts masters in the town. The reputation of the hometown of martial arts is not something that can be ignored. Mr. Niu’s An old chess friend is almost 60 years old. The great sage, who has a hard bridge and a hard horse, can still fight with pawns and attacks. The brothers are running around holding their heads..
This real-life fighting is obviously not the same as the flag-planting duel in the game. Under the premise of not being popular and respecting the old and caring for the young, the value of victory or defeat is actually not that high..
However, the arena is also a warm-up place, and everyone is happy to watch the excitement and it will be over..
As Mr. Niu and his family stepped onto the stage, the audience below fell silent. The host, who had just had his microphone snatched away by a giant shark, was about to start the show when he saw Sister Pomegranate striding forward and gesturing to him..
This made the host stunned for a moment, but when he saw the short stick in Sister Pomegranate's hand, he immediately gave up..
He handed over the microphone obediently, and then thought for a moment that he might as well not stay on stage at all, and ran down to stay in the crowd as a happy melon-eater. Seeing what they were doing, he had no intention of hiring a host today. He had no money of his own. After harvesting, you don’t have to work and you still have melons to eat..
Gee, it’s really easy and enjoyable to make this money today..
“Ahem, everyone knows me, so I won’t introduce myself..”
Dressed in red makeup, Sister Pomegranate showed no stage fright when she stood on the stage. She picked up the microphone and shouted to the audience below.：
“Today's matter was not planned to be so big, but the brothers and sisters came to support me, and the Niu family couldn't let everyone's visit go to waste. Today, my boyfriend and I came to visit for the first time. According to the rules of our Niu family, I want to As a grandson-in-law, if you want to get in, you have to pass three levels first..
The first level is my brother Niu Niu, the second level is my elder Teacher Li, and the third level is my uncle..
After passing it, you can come in and talk about things. If you can't pass it, you can only go home and fight again later..
Since we are all children of the Jianghu, let’s not talk nonsense anymore. Now let your cat brother get ready to accept the test of the Niu family. Everyone is a witness today. If you lose or win, you can’t lie. If he is not capable enough, just Let him go back to where he came from！
Do you guys think it’s okay?！”
“Good, good, good！”
“I support it with both hands and feet！”
“Sister Pomegranate, I love you！！！”
“Wow! Pomegranate admits it！”
There were bursts of screams from the crowd below. Lumina, the "knock expert" who had been taking CP for a long time, covered her face with her hands and screamed like a nympho.：
“She admitted that Brother Cat was her boyfriend. Wow, the sun came out in the west! This pair is so delicious. The candy they give out today is so sweet to me.！”
“Hahaha, I've seen it a long time ago. We're not blind. Come on, Brother Cat! Defeat the cow and marry the pomegranate！”
“Get Niuniu down! I'm going to record his embarrassment and show it to Amber. Hahahahaha, I had so much fun today..”
“Yes, yes, I really like the title Jianghu Sons and daughters. Come on, Brother Cat.！”
There was a burst of commotion below, and it suddenly became a sea of joy. Boss Huo, who was standing high up behind, was filming the scene with his mobile phone, and patted the shoulder of the little rich man who was eating melon seeds and watching the fun next to him, and whispered：
“Be strong.”
“I'm so strong. I just said it casually..”
Little Rich Brother is heartless. He was dressed very coquettishly today, curled his lips, threw a melon seed into his mouth and chewed it loudly, and said：
“At that time, I happened to be bullied by the bad guys and met Pomegranate to stand up for me, you know? It was just that she was in the mood at the time, and she actually had no other meaning. Her domineering personality made it very comfortable to be a buddy and a wife.
Tsk tsk, I can't stand it.”
“Haha, just pretend.”
Boss Huo, who grew up with Brother Xiaofu, sneered and said：
“Don’t I know your character yet? But it’s okay. If you miss it, you miss it. There’s no problem. If you catch the pomegranate, your life will be ruined. This girl is not an ordinary person. Just don’t drag others into trouble with the mess in your family. Just treat it as a good deed..”
“Who says it's not?？”
Brother Xiaofu shrugged and complained:：
“With Pomegranate's unwillingness to take any chances, I'm really afraid that she'll go and break my brother and sister's legs, even though I really want to do that..”
“Shut up! It’s a good show, Brother Cat is on the stage, look! The wooden knife he used, why does it have such a weird shape?.”
Chen Yu next to Boss Huo is also holding a telescope.
She saw the wooden knife that Brother Cat held behind his back when he came on stage. It was longer than a big knife, shorter than a Guan Dao, and it didn't have so many decorations. It looked very strange..
Lao Huo and Brother Xiao Fu are not martial arts practitioners and don't know much about these things. There were people chattering around them but they couldn't get to the point. Just when Chen Yu was about to take out his mobile phone to search on the spot, a voice sounded next to him. explained casually：
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