Chapter 507: [Hana Homura] – Interviewing my bestie Rin – II |
[Play: sunflower 🌻 (1 hour) : cute music]
"So you're probably wondering what all this is!" Hana gestured towards herself and Rin. "Before anyone asks, nope! This isn't CG or anything! We're in the studio, but that's just because it's easy to stream here! But this is reality!"
Rin nodded and said, "Yeah! We're really here and not doing a filter or anything! Oh! They say that AI stuff glitches when you do three fingers or something in front of your face, right? Here!" She smiled and stuck three fingers over her face.
"Oh, right! Let's do that!" Hana did the same and said, "See~? Not a filter, AI, or digital!"
> @losingheroine WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!
> @winningdude IT'S FOR REAL FOR REAL?
> @octoposse I JUST TUNED INTO THE STREAM AND SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE HANA IN REAL LIFE?!
> @ohanadayo DOES THIS MEAN HANA COULD HAVE BEEN AMONG US THE WHOLE TIME AT CONS?!
> @hanas_imouto OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH
> @tragedyjuliet KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> @eeriechild Wow. She wasn't joking when she said Hana was her oshi...
> @friend_e XD
> @miraiz_fan342 DOES THIS MEAN ALL THE GIRLS ARE REAL!?
> @kaiguy_nicky Hah! I KNEW that Aoko and Alfi were real at Doko-mii! People didn't believe me!
> @misa_rie Then, Miya's meet and greet...?
> @miyas_bigfan SHE'LL BE THERE IN PERSON?!?!?
Hana giggled and then placed her elbows on the table, resting her chin in her hands. "Mm... I bet you're all surprised, huh?"
Rin mirrored her and said, "Mmhm!" She tilted her head towards Hana and said, "Did you think someone else was just playing her and lending her voice~?"
> @jumpingjackal BUT YOU SOUND THE SAAAAAMMMMEEEEE!
> @happyhippo IS THIS REAL OR A JOKE?!
> @under_estimated Either this is a god-tier $h!tpost... which is possible, or we're in the twilight zone...
> @oppa_gundamstyle Hana looks like she literally stepped out from the stream... but she's real... but she can't be... unless...?
> @gametheorist John DID show us that they had tech to turn a person into an anime avatar...
> @killerorca You can't just SAY that while sounding JUST like her, Rin!
> @hopeless_squirrel My head...!
> @sloth_leader My brain, it trembles...!
Hana giggled again and looked at Rin. "Anyway... Rin!"
"Yes, Hana?" Rin responded, deliberately pitching her voice to the exact same as Hana's.
Then Hana dipped hers to match Rin's from earlier. "Should we introduce you?"
"Mm... I think it's more fun if they sweat though?"
> @deadman Now they're just ACTUALLY trolling...
> @thebeginningandend Onee-chan...
> @tsukidayo Senpai is such a troll! XD
> @emma_hoshino Right? Right?
> @MiyaMusashiVT🔧 What fresh hell is this?
> @RheaDavinki🔧 OH MY GOD I SHOULD DO THIS TOOOOOO
> @AokoRyuusei🔧 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
> @nightowl LMAO
> @epicsax Did the Dai Senpai not tell anyone~?
> @hanas_imouto sasuga...
> @theorycraft_her It can't be robotics...
> @keen_eye It's real. Hana's BREATHING. If that's a robot, fml
> @sarah_kahner If she's a robot, we're all doomed...
Hana winked at the camera. "Don't worry! I'm not a robot! Right, Rin?"
Rin nodded. "Yep! She's a real person! Here!" She reached over and pulled Hana's cheek. "See?"
"Owowowo! Meanie!"
> @ultimate_brazier I give up. The world stopped making sense.
> @rational_eyesir What do you mean? John just hired twins.
> @anon_23423 OH MY GOD THAT'S SLASHER RIN FROM TOKYO JUNIOR HIGH
Rin tilted her head, reading that last comment.
Hana blinked. "Rin?"
Rin smiled. "Nothing~"
> @anon_23423 OH MY GOD SHE SAW MEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> @analog_enthusiast ...Is this a bit?
> @epica_musica Slasher Rin?
> @octo_posse Has to be a bit. No results online.
Hana shook her head and pointed at the chat. "Anyway! I can see you guys are confused! And I see a lot of new people who haven't joined the Ohana before! Ohanayo~"
Rin traced an arc with her hand, like a rainbow, and said, "Ohanayo~! Ohana means family, you know?"
> @stitch_lielo OHANA MEANS FAMILY!
> @BisneyFan232 IS THAT ALLOWED?!
> @irate_igloo I mean, it DOES mean family...
> @riga_tony I just realized... Is UTube autodubbing AND autotranslating live?!
> @sasugoat OMG YOU'RE RIGHT?!
> @yuyu222 YOU MEAN YOU GUYS AREN'T KOREAN?!
> @neolwon_2347837 Wifey plz.
> @staranise Wait. So this ISN'T in English?
> @mintyfresh Wow~
> @pop_rika Wait. Is this even from Tetra Line?
> @uglydastard UTUBE! No, JOHN! SASUGOAT!
> @john_enthusiast As expected, John buying out Googol was the best
> @skeptical_snake Doesn't this mean that John is farming all our data...?
> @legal_beagle If you ACTUALLY read the terms of service, you would see that Googol added a clause specifically saying they don't store your data and purge it after every livestream.
> @data_analyzer What? How?! BUT THE LOGISTICS?!
> @john_titorfan101 Future Tech, obv.
> @black_box_2 I hate that future tech is an ACTUAL reasonable answer
Hana smiled and said, "If you have questions for us... or just Rin, ask away!"
Rin nodded. "Yeah! You can ask! Oh wait!" She rummaged in her pocket and made a call. "...Mom? Yeah, it's me! I almost forgot, but can I have your permission to be on stream?"
*Wait, you're on stream, Sweetie?*
"Oh! Right." Rin let out a nervous laugh. "Um, yes. So don't say anything important?"
*Sweetie... you're going to give us all heart attacks one of these days...*
"Sorry not sorry?"
Hana giggled too.
*...Why am I hearing double?*
Rin started to sweat and said, "I-It's just the mic! So, can I have permission?"
*...Yes? I'm not sure why you're asking, but okay. I'll hang up now. I have another date with El-*
Rin immediately hung up. "Permission granted!"
> @legalbeagle 🤦
> @happyhippo wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
> @yellowdepths That's hilarious. But also, very smart?
> @milfhunter233 ...No comment.
> @cougerbait ...Dammit, this stream is too young T_T
> @lowhanging_fruit The jokes are RIGHT there...!
> @thebeginningandend Date?! With 'El...'?!
> @tsukidayo ?!!?!?!?!?!?!
> @jennysmith_official🔧 I SPEND ONE MONTH PREPPING OUR TAXES AND THIS HAPPENS?!
> @jenny_enthusiast OH SNAP!
Hana glanced at the chat and blushed. "J-Jenny! Don't worry! Everything's okay!"
Rin quickly put her phone away and gave a thumbs up. "Don't worry, Miss Jenny! I'll make sure to not say anything important! I'm not like Tom Howlin!"
Hana giggled. "But you COULD be Spider-Gal~"
Rin nodded. "I could! I can do a flip and parkour and everything! ...I'm in a skirt today though, so maybe next time?"
"Yeah! We could do idol step together!"
"Yeah!"
"YEAH!"
> @unexpected_boot what even is reality anymore?
> @ruler_ofsteel This one. I like this one.
> @sung_jinu I have purchased a dozen figurines and various merchandise. Worth.
> @redpanda THE VIEW COUNT!
> @octo_posse OH MY GOD
> @world_eater THERE ARE OVER A MILLION PEOPLE WATCHING?!
Hana glanced at the chat and gasped. She clapped her hands together and said, "There are so many people in the Ohana today! Hi, hi~!"
Rin waved at the screen and said, "Hello! Konnichiwa! Ni hao... I think? And um... Hola! Thanks for joining us so early in the morning!"
Hana nodded. "It must be a weird time for everyone, right? I mean, it's pretty early on Friday right now!"
Rin paused. "...Friday? It's not Saturday?"
Hana tilted her head. "Uh, yeah? We planned this, Rin!"
Rin gasped and covered her mouth. "I forgot about school!"
Hana giggled. "Just kidding~ It's Saturday, silly."
"HANAAAAA!"
> @ohanadayo :wheeze:
> @hanas_imouto Hana nee-chaaaaan! No gaslighting your friend!
> @MiyaMusashiVT🔧 Welcome to my hell.
> @RheaDavinkiVT🔧 So THAT'S why you always miss the meetings.
> @MiyaMusashiVT🔧 T_T
> @purplelion I see that our imouto trolls everyone indiscriminately...
> @epic_penguin Of course she does! Like all little sisters~
> @tyrana_soar Oh thank god. I thought she was serious about Friday. I have school too... T_T
> @amerry_can It's still Friday here! Just got back from school!
> @a_mary_candream Is this the newfangled VeeChubers?
> @mama_josaiah Oh bless your pretty little hearts, darlings~
Hana giggled and said, "Okay, okay. Enough teasing!" She clapped her hands together and said, "Question time! Oh wait, intro time!" She held her hands out to Rin again and said, "This is Rin! She won't say her last name, but she's my bestie!"
Rin waved. "That's right! I'm Rin! I've known Hana foreeeever! Since she started streaming, actually! And no, we're NOT related~"
> @gametheorist I CALL BS
> @rationalrabbit Y'all NOT related?! Cap.
> @skeptical_squirrel NUH-UH!
> @ohanadayo Rin and Hana... AREN'T related? @_@
> @hanas_imouto DOES THIS MEAN THAT JOHN JUST FOUND A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE HANA-?!
> @theory_crafter Where's LoreOwl when you need him...?
> @questioning_quail Probably sleeping XD
> @emptyhead Then what ARE you two?
> @kraal_thinker Bodysnatcher? Replicant? Automaton? Clone? Half-sister?
> @Mado_scientisto_999 PLEASE TELL ME WE AREN'T IN STEINER'S GATE!
> @emil_sadboi You haven't found a white flower, have you...?
Hana giggled.
Rin laughed.
Hana smiled and said, "Okay, okay. Let's see anyone have an actual question? ...Ooh! Mister Sneakv asks what our favorite types of knife are!"
Rin hummed. "I like gravity knives! They're easy to use! And they're fast too!"
Hana nodded. "I agree! But I like cleavers more! They're very choppy!"
"Choppy?"
"Choppy~!"
> @ohanadayo YABE
> @hanas_imouto T_T
> @tragedyjuliet THAT'S MY OSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
> @AwakenFreddy What sport do you want to take part of for the Olympics?
Rin's eyes sparkled as she read the last chat message and said, "Ooh! How'd you know?"
Hana gasped and said, "Mister Freddy! Are you a mindreader?! We haven't even talked about that yet!"
Rin pumped a fist in the air and said, "I'm aiming for Gymnastics, Fencing, Karate, and then sprinting!"
> @eeriechild FREDDY?!
> @friend_e IS THAT THE BITE OF '87?! ...Sorry, couldn't resist ^_^
> @ohanadayo ...Why do I feel like Rin-chan can do all of those and more...? @_@
With that, the stream continued to devolve into mayhem...