Chapter 859: Cold Joke Competition
Xie Nana, who had nowhere to vent his anger, did not dare to vent his anger on Jiang Siming, so he had to use Weijia as a punching bag..
She didn't even hit him, she just shook Weijia's arm vigorously, squeaking like a mouse: "I'm so angry, I'm so angry.！”
Xie Nana probably has never been so angry all at once in his life. Xie Nana, who has always been a famous talker, was so well-prepared but still suffered miserably..
The audience is feeling a little sorry for Xie Nana now, and they probably won’t dare to talk to men anymore..
Hejiu and Weijia laughed happily, but after they finished laughing, they began to worry again..
Xie Nana is like this. They go. Can they get anything?.
“Weijia, come on, fight for your reputation, and regain your place." He Jiu said..
Weijia also went into battle. Although Xie Na's premise was there, if they were frightened just because of this, their happy family would make the national audience laugh..
“A Ming, let's tell a joke. The requirement for a joke is that it must be very cold and make everyone laugh. Do you dare to come? "Weijiayue said..
Jiang Siming said hesitantly: "I'm not very good at this..”
“Here it is, do you dare to agree?？”
When Weijia heard this, she was secretly happy. If I were to compete with you, wouldn't I have to be like Xie Na? What you want is that you are not good at it so that I can win the game..
“Then let me try." Jiang Siming pretended to think, as if he was thinking about how to tell a bad joke..
Weijia started immediately, telling the audience as if it was true: "Excuse me, who has lived in darkness all his life?"？”
Naturally no one answered, so Weijia continued: "Answer: It's Tinkerbell. Because it can't see its fingers.".”
Huhu~~
There was only a gust of cold wind blowing through the scene, and the audience couldn't help but shiver. It was really cold, but it wasn't funny..
Weijia looked at the expressions of the audience and asked in disbelief: "Isn't it funny?？”
“Not funny！”
The audience responded to him in unison, and Weijia felt very frustrated. This was something they had carefully prepared, but why did it have such a poor effect?.
“Amin, it's your turn.”
He Jiu said to Jiang Siming. Seeing Jiang Siming's expression of no longer thinking, He Jiu couldn't help but wonder, could he have already thought about it? No way.
With everyone watching, Jiang Siming told his first cold joke, and his story only had one sentence.：
“Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek club.”
Um? Then what？
“Their leader has not been found yet.”
The audience paused for half a second and felt a chill coming over them, but they couldn't help but want to laugh..
Hide and seek club, the leader keeps missing, this may be the real hide and seek club, hahahaha.
Even He Jiu and the others couldn't help but laugh. How on earth did this kid's head grow? How could he break it off like this?.
“I'll come！”
Weijia continued unconvinced and said: "Excuse me: Where do mobile phone users like to go most? Answer: Tonghua, Jilin. Because: Sorry, the user you dialed is currently on a call..”
Jiang Siming also followed up and told the next one：
“Chatting with the goddess I had a crush on, she said: I have fallen in love with someone recently. I asked: Who is it? She smiled strangely and said: Far away in the horizon. I was overjoyed: So close in front of me? She said: No, it’s just far away.”
Vega: "Q: How many brothers does Aladdin have? Answer: 3, Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin.”
Jiang Siming: "I held my wife's chin, stared at her cheek and said: I can't get tired of looking at your face. My wife shyly asked: Why? I replied: Haven't you heard of it? You are fat but not fat. greasy.”
Weijia: "Q: What is your surname? Answer: My surname is Wei. Question: What is Wei? Answer: No reason, my father's surname is Wei and my surname is Wei..”
Jiang Siming: "Money is not everything! Well, my name is Universal.”
Vega：.
The two sides went back and forth and made cold jokes to each other. Jiang Siming often needed to think a little before he said it, but Weijia was already ready..
But the gap between the two is too obvious. Weijia's jokes rarely make the audience laugh, but every joke Jiang Siming tells is so subtle and just right that it catches you by surprise..
Every time Jiang Siming spoke, the audience burst into laughter, and Weijia's momentum became extremely weak..
“I'll do it again! "Weijia was not convinced..
“Then I'll make up another one for you! "Jiang Siming immediately retorted.
Weijia's mouth was trembling, and he was speechless and choked after being criticized. He was always losing.
Hejiu finally said in a referee's tone: "This cold joke competition is over. Judging from the laughter of the audience just now, we don't need to make any more judgments. Our Amin wins.".”
Weijia walked aside dejectedly and entered the autistic stage with Xie Na..
“Okay, our program has a long-term relationship, so this link has passed. Okay, let’s start the next link immediately..”
Before He Jiu finished speaking, Weijia interrupted: "Teacher He, we haven't finished the competition yet, and you haven't started yet.！”
He Jiu smiled awkwardly and said angrily: "There's no need to compete..”
Everyone laughed. He Jiu must have been frightened. No matter who compared with a super joker like Jiang Siming, he would be defeated..
Weijia and the others were carefully prepared. They specially found the latest jokes from the Internet and wanted to torture Jiang Siming, but they were no match for his on-the-spot response. At the last thought, there was no comparison..
But the audience loved watching it. They laughed from beginning to end. It is estimated that people with depression must be cured by Jiang Siming. Don’t mention it. In fact, it does exist, but people don’t know it..
“Okay, let's shorten it a bit and decide the outcome in one round..”
Hejiu could not shirk the enthusiastic expectations of the audience, so he had no choice but to bravely challenge.
He Jiu said to Jiang Siming: "A Ming, let's each tell one of the most embarrassing things when we were young. We want to make the audience laugh, and it must be personal experience..”
“I'll come first." After He Jiu finished speaking, he said to the audience：
“When I was a kid, there was no TV at home, but the house next door had one. I would go to his house to watch TV every day, and would go home very late every day. Until one day, I went home to take a shower after watching TV in the evening, and my mother kicked me out of the house. I was wearing nothing at that time, and the neighbors and children passing by were laughing at me. So I knocked on the door hard, and I heard my parents and my sister laughing wildly in the house. From then on, I never dared to do it again. Go home late.”
The audience laughed loudly after hearing this. They did not expect that Teacher He would have such an experience..
Seeing that it was very effective, He Jiu was very happy and made a gesture of invitation to Jiang Siming..
Jiang Siming walked forward with a smile of memories on his face. Just as he was about to say something, he couldn't help but laugh..
The audience is very curious about what embarrassing thing happened to Jiang Siming when he was a child. He still finds it funny to this day.？
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