Chapter 84 Green Tea Definition！
084.green tea definition！
“I understand women like you." Jiang Siming understood for a moment, and then said: "You have a clear face, long straight hair, a thin voice, and you like to drink green tea..”
“She looks like she's bare-faced, but in fact she's made up in an unpredictable way, with three ounces of powder and one ounce of rouge, covering the blue circles under her eyes that have been overindulged, and her eyes are innocent as time goes by..”
“Gentle and tactful, harmless to humans and animals, retro literary and artistic, prone to diseases and disasters.”
Hearing this, the audience almost burst into laughter. It was so well said.！
But it’s not over yet, Jiang Siming’s words are still continuing..
“If you don’t drink much, you will get drunk quickly. If you have a man, you will get drunk even faster..”
“Likes to put on crosses, seems fresh. Tolerant and kind, tearful.”
These words simply speak to the hearts of all men and women. Anyone who has encountered green tea will shout that it is well said! That's so perfect！
They didn't know that the color on Liu Genhua's face was changing one after another at this time..
Finally, Jiang Siming's words suddenly became sharper..
“Now, at night, in my live broadcast room, you have come to the wrong place. Go out, turn left to find Ma Rong, turn right to find Ma Su, go wherever you want, don't leave ink marks, I am worried for you..”
“You will regret it, Jiang Siming! Liu Genhua, who was so angry that she said this, left in despair..
Leaving the audience laughing wildly, she is destined to be recorded today and become the background of Jiang Siming’s classic green tea definition remarks..
“Finally got rid of this fly, let's start the game." Jiang Siming chuckled..
Tuantuan covered her mouth and smiled: "Brother Xiao Ming didn't expect you to be so cruel to girls..”
“Then it depends on who is right, just discuss the matter, I will not judge the gender." Jiang Siming replied.
The little sister Dai was a little worried and said: "Brother Ming, the agency behind this person is very big. I'm afraid you will be in trouble. It's all my fault. If you hadn't added this person as a friend, you wouldn't have caused this kind of trouble." Come.”
“What does it have to do with you? What will happen if their agency comes to find black fans to spray me? They have to outsmart me." Jiang Siming didn't care..
Everyone heard the same thing. Although Jiang Siming only heard of Jiang Siming quarreling with people twice, each time he slandered the other person to the point where they couldn't even talk nonsense..
The first time it was Gu Cun, the second time it was Liu Genhua, hahaha.
Hearing what Jiang Siming said, Dai Xiaomei had no choice but to put this worry back in her heart, and the three of them started a happy three-black career..
However, before playing twice, Jiang Siming’s live broadcast room barrages began to have many trumpets, all of which were first- and second-level accounts..
Come in and squirt at Jiang Siming.
Jiang Siming didn't notice it at first, but later on there were more and more, almost covering other barrages..
Soon, more than a dozen emperor accounts entered Jiang Siming's live broadcast room. Instead of criticizing him, they began to throw dirty water on Jiang Siming..
Some people say that Jiang Siming is cheating, and they also say that he has already confirmed it..
It is also said that Jiang Siming relied on women to rise to power..
etc..
Anyway, what they said was unpleasant and heart-wrenching..
But Jiang Siming was not angry at all, but smiled..
“Hey, this is revenge. It’s great to have a godfather company. When you step out, someone will stand up for you. There are indeed many such rich fools. Look, there are more than ten emperors at once. It’s scary. oh.”
The audience who was originally fighting back against Jiang Siming suddenly became happy. Yes, there are indeed many such fools..
At this time, an emperor who had reached level 120, that is, full level, spoke..
“I bought a watch last year！”
Everyone is familiar with this saying, which is homophonic to curse qnmlgb.
Jiang Siming not only did not talk back, but instead said: "What kind of expression?"？”
The audience was a little confused. Has Mingshen really never heard this Internet curse? I'm at a disadvantage now.
But some clever viewers laughed.
“Myojin cowhide！”
“What watch? Sb? Meaning. Hahahaha”
“66666+，I didn't understand it at first.”
“I thought Mingshen didn’t know this trick, but I didn’t expect it to be solved instantly..”
“This counterattack is so powerful. Take out the notebook and memorize it and study it carefully.！”
The emperor was originally very proud, but when he realized what he was doing, he was very angry..
But he has long heard that Jiang Siming's scolding skills are excellent, and there is no benefit in scolding him..
The emperor simply stopped scolding him and directly threatened him..
“I won’t tell you more, since you have offended the people of my company, prepare to face the wrath of my company. I opened a hundred thousand small accounts and used them in your room. I used them every day just to disgust you to death.！”
“It's so rich." Jiang Siming smiled and said: "But I think one hundred thousand trumpet accounts are too few, there is no queue, and there are too many viewers in my live broadcast room, it is best to open dozens or hundreds more Wan, otherwise you really can’t scold my audience..”
“Ming Shen is right! Want to squirt? I'm afraid of you black fans and trolls？”
“You bitch agency, go to hell! If you say one thing about me, I will go to your company anchor’s live broadcast room and say ten things.！”
“Come on, come on, there are more than 14 million people here, you 100,000 navy troops, let me see how you can become so evil.”
“Brothers, we are not needed here. There are too many brothers. Let’s go to the live broadcast room of their company to cause trouble.！”
“Yes, yes! Especially don't let that green tea bitch go.！”
The audience who were about to leave were stopped by Jiang Siming..
“Guys, don’t be impulsive. If you used to swipe the screen, you fell into their trap. People like them would be embarrassed. If you scold them, it will be in vain. Instead, they will gain their popularity in vain..”
“They came with this idea, let's do this, the navy shark will not ignore it, I will go to the executive to deal with it, and his hundreds of thousands of navy sharks will be wasted..”
When Jiang Siming said this, many viewers who wanted to leave actually gave up the plan obediently..
After Jiang Siming and Sun Youcai communicated for a while, something magical happened. All the trolls and black fans in Jiang Siming’s live broadcast room disappeared, and even the curse words disappeared..
Only the dozen or so emperors were left staring there..
“Come on, let's continue. As many black accounts as you open, I can eliminate them here. Otherwise, your emperor will start scolding you too? I also happened to be able to report it first. Although I won’t ban your account, it should still be possible to ban you for dozens of days..”
Jiang Siming smiled like a fool, with a warm smile on his face, but in the eyes of the other party, he looked even more angry..
“You're proud of yourself, you're a bitch, let's see how long you can be proud of yourself！”
“It depends on when you die suddenly. You play like this green tea bitch on the bus every day. Don’t get infected with AIDS someday. You may die very early. Don’t worry, I will go to the funeral parlor to see you and spit on your ashes. phlegm.”
If you scold him dirty, Jiang Siming can scold him even more filthy. If you scold him without leaving any trace, Jiang Siming can scold him fresh and refined..
Anyway, Shark’s ethos doesn’t care about scolding people. If you want to scold, then I’ll scold with you. Jiang Siming has never been a person who likes to suffer losses..
Not only that, other emperors and nobles who have been in Jiang Siming's live broadcast room have also been fighting back on Jiang Siming's behalf..
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