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Chapter 817 Li Yunlong?

Maybe a few years later, those of us born in the 1990s and 2000s will be in our forties and fifties, and we will go to Internet cafes in our spare time..

I found that all the machines in the Internet cafe were gone and turned into game warehouses. That’s really cool..

After the holographic version of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is completed, Jiang Siming will make another online holographic game..

It’s time to change the taste, go inside and kill people and fight monsters, travel across rivers and lakes, rely on swords to travel to the ends of the world, loneliness and wine, poets and dogs, it’s also beautiful, isn’t it?.

I'm a little far-fetched for the time being..

Jiang Siming returned to reality and turned on the computer. A million-level computer is good. It can be started up in three seconds..

The live broadcast was started as usual, and millions of people quickly poured in on both platforms..

Jiang Siming is used to it. This is his normal live broadcast. No matter when it starts or how untimely it is, as long as he starts broadcasting, there will be countless fans to support him..

This is the card that belongs to the first person in the live broadcast.

“The Dog Thief is finally on air!”

“I’ve been waiting for a few days, are there any new songs today??”

“I just finished watching the latest issue of Chicken Strips and was brainwashed by your "Chong Er Fei".”

“Hahaha, I happened to be having a boring history class, so I took a peek at Mingshen’s live broadcast.”

“I don’t want to beep with you guys watching the live broadcast right under the boss’s nose..”

“Myojin, me! #@¥@¥Love you~hehe.”

Looking at these lovely water friends, Jiang Siming suddenly shouted to them:

“Don't mess around on the internet. If you don't accept the reality, you'll be done with it if you see if I prick it or not. Remember to double-click to touch it.~”

puff~

Ha ha ha ha.

Everyone laughed. It turns out that Mingshen is also so fashionable. He is very in tune with the times, young man..

“Do you dare to shout my sister Meijuan’s lines? Believe it or not, I, Sister Meijuan, have fallen in love with you.?”

“Mingshen, I also want to meet you in reality. Come on, come on~ I want an autograph!”

“233333,Amusing me to death.”

“What's the plot? The village is only connected to the Internet. I don’t know what you are talking about..”

“Shocking news, Mingshen has a secret crush on Sister Meijuan! Aesthetic deformity! Yoona is suspected to have been abandoned.” (Has been banned for 365 days.)

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The last buddy was directly banned by Xiaoxian for a year (laughing and crying). Jiang Siming was very satisfied. This is what he should do..

“I just finished joking with everyone, our game session is about to officially begin, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, let's go!”

Jiang Siming said that he was going to click on the game, but then Tang Song sent a resentful woman-like expression and text..

“Mr. Jiang, have you forgotten something? It’s been almost two or three months since your last playlist, big brother..”

Jiang Siming looked at it and slapped his forehead, yes, I almost forgot..

When he bought shares in Bixin, he promised Tang Song that he would take one order every month to accompany him and advertise Bixin..

It's fine now. There has been no movement for two or three months..

Jiang Siming quickly replied with an emoticon saying 'Brother, I was wrong', and then decisively opened the Bixin APP..

“Okay, stop making trouble, let’s find a little girl to play with today, right?.”

After Jiang Siming finished speaking, it turned out that many water friends began to rebel..

At first, they were talking about Jiang Siming and Sister Meijuan, but now they are calling Mingshen Niupi, and they want him to find a 36D one, haha, man~

Jiang Siming originally wanted to be his companion this time, but when he saw the orders under his Bixin account, he felt dizzy..

Playmate: Jiang Siming

Companion account: Gold Medal Companion

Completed orders: 2 orders

Number of orders to be completed: 9245712 orders

Seeing the amount of orders to be completed, Jiang Siming was dumbfounded. "Mom, I quit."~

Sorry to bother you, sorry to bother you.

After Jiang Siming said that, he simply gave up the idea of ​​taking the order. He decided to order a girl to play with and tease her..

If he picks up an escort, the client will definitely know his identity, which would be meaningless..

Jiang Siming thought of this and changed his account to a smaller one, and began to search for more information..

“emm, I took a look and found a girl who has just started playing with me, because she was in the same state when I first joined the company. I didn’t know anything and had nothing. I hope she will be more interested in her after accepting my order. Full confidence in companionship business.”

Jiang Siming was very encouraging. After telling everyone, he clicked to accept the order..

The young lady moved very quickly and immediately sent a message back to Jiang Siming. It was still a voice message..

“Hello, hello, little brother, my name is playlist number 9527. Thank you for ordering me.!”

It was also the first time for the young lady to take an order, and her tone sounded very excited..

Maybe her order number has been listed on Bixin for a long time, and no one has paid attention to it, so she was so excited when the order was accepted..

Jiang Siming can understand her tone very well, because he used to do the same when he was a companion..

Fortunately, Tang Ru helped put him on the recommendation list. Otherwise, he would have faced the situation of being ignored. How would he have the chance to meet Tuantuan the first time he took an order?.

But Jiang Siming doesn’t want to spend time with this playmate in such a plain way..

In general, it’s fun to make some noise. The program must be effective..

After thinking about it, Jiang Siming suddenly had an idea and coughed twice as if he was suppressing his throat..

Soon, Jiang Siming spoke, but as soon as he spoke, all the water friends, including the young lady accompanying him, were confused. What the hell? Li Yunlong?

“Hello! I am the one you are looking for, Li Yunlong, the leader of the Balu Corps!”

Exactly the same voice, exactly the same tone.

Water friends almost thought that Jiang Siming turned on Liangjian and secretly watched TV series..

But then I thought about it, Jiang Siming is a voice actor monster. People who watched his live broadcast for the first time have already known it..

Thinking about this, the audience became excited, hahaha, is Mingshen planning to imitate Li Yunlong and tease the young lady who is accompanying him??

Sure enough, the young lady was stunned for a moment..

“Hello, are you Li Yunlong??”

“What are you doing? It’s Li! "Jiang Siming replied without any sense of disobedience..

The young lady didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she could only press her doubts, choose to log in to the game, and accepted Jiang Siming's invitation. The two played a double queue game..

“Um, boss, are you really Li Yunlong??”

“Who is Lao Li? He was a well-known handsome young man in ten miles and eight towns back then." Jiang Siming replied..

The young lady burst out laughing and said, "Then I am Xiu Qin.?”

“Get out of here, get out of here! You really treat yourself like an onion?”

The young lady covered her mouth and was not angry. She thought it must be the boss using a voice pack..

“Boss, where is your Italian cannon?.”

“You little bastard, you dare to talk to me like this! Second Battalion Commander, where is your Italian cannon! Pull me over here!”

Ha ha ha ha

Jiang Siming used Li Yunlong's voice to make the audience laugh..

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