Chapter 810 "Insects Flying"》
As soon as they entered the room, Jiang Siming and Reba smelled the smell of poop..
Jiang Siming looked bitter and resentful, but Reba walked in anxiously to see which child had poop..
Finally, it was discovered that it was caused by the youngest girl. Reba quickly picked her up and went to change the baby's diaper..
Jiang Siming was left in the class to take care of the other children. Seeing these children who were gradually waking up, Jiang Siming raised his head and raised his head..
He swore that he really didn't like children, especially naughty children！
“Wow! I want my mother! "A little kid suddenly cried after waking up..
It doesn't matter if he cries. He just makes the children next to him cry together..
Children are like this. When someone laughs, they laugh along with them. When someone cries, they are easily led to cry..
This time it was better, the detector turned on directly. Although Jiang Siming had a big head, he still had to coax them..
“Handsome boys and beauties, please stop crying. I beg you, uncle, and he will kneel down for you." Jiang Siming has no experience whatsoever..
The experience of raising Jiang Wanwan in the past has long been forgotten. Besides, with such a young child, they won’t understand what you say to them..
Unlike my niece, although she is small, she is very sensible, and I am related to her by blood, so we get along well with her..
But how could these little kids know Jiang Siming? When they saw such a tall man running in, they didn’t recognize him at all. They were scared when they saw him..
The crying became louder and louder, and Jiang Siming's head grew bigger and bigger..
“Okay, okay, gentlemen, let me perform a show for you. Please stop crying, okay? "Jiang Siming is easy to talk about..
Finally, a few children stopped crying. They may be curious about what show Jiang Siming is going to perform..
Jiang Siming quickly took a look at what was in the class. When he saw a small electronic keyboard, he was overjoyed. He quickly took it and started playing it without stopping..
Although it is just an electronic keyboard played by children, it is actually a real keyboard. Apart from the fact that the sound is quieter than a normal electronic keyboard, there is nothing wrong with it..
I wanted to sing a love song, but when I thought about how these children could understand it, Jiang Siming thought of a children's song..
Soon I played a very nice tune..
“Okay, Uncle Jiang is going to sing..”
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, his voice was extremely gentle, fearing to scare these children..
“The black sky hangs low
Bright stars follow
Insects fly Insects fly
who are you missing
The stars in the sky are crying
Roses on the ground withered
”
Jiang Siming's singing immediately attracted the children. The little kid who was crying for his mother also sniffed a few times and looked at Jiang Siming curiously..
The children have never heard such a beautiful song. Although they don’t understand the lyrics, they still think this song is really beautiful..
“Cold wind blows Cold wind blows
As long as I have you with me
Insects fly and flowers sleep
One pair after another is beautiful
Not afraid of darkness, just afraid of heartbreak
No matter if you are tired or not
No matter north, south, east or west
”
After Jiang Siming finished singing, no one in the class cried anymore. The children all looked at Jiang Siming as if they were seeing the teacher..
The photographer admired Jiang Siming for being able to coax any child to sing such a beautiful song..
It is estimated that this children's song casually sung from Jiang Siming's mouth will become popular again after this program is broadcast..
It really sounds good, and neither adults nor children can resist this song..
When Reba came back from diapering the little girl who had pooped her pants, she found that the class was very quiet and she was very surprised..
“I thought I heard them crying just now. Why did they become quiet all of a sudden? How did you do it? Reba asked with a surprised look on her face..
Jiang Siming immediately started to sneer and snorted: "You're kidding, who are you? A group of kids can't handle this?".”
“Awesome, awesome.”
Just as Reba finished speaking, a child started crying again because Jiang Siming stopped singing..
Jiang Siming was in a hurry and hurriedly sang it again.
Only then will we be able to coax these 'devil kings from the world'’.
Finally, Jiang Siming sang it over and over again, and the children gradually learned it and were able to hum along with Jiang Siming..
Seeing that the time was coming, Jiang Siming sang this song with the children.
I didn’t expect that this version would become the most classic version of this song..
The two-hour experience of raising a baby was finally over. Jiang Siming and Reba walked out of the house, both of them heaving a sigh of relief..
Fortunately, Jiang Siming has skills, otherwise he would have spent these two hours surrounded by the cries of children..
But when the director counted the detectors, Jiang Siming and Reba were still the worst. There was nothing they could do about it. People still cried when they cried, and they couldn't even coax them..
A full ten years were added to them, making them suddenly 38, not much younger than the others..
Currently, the youngest ones are Huang Lei and Wang Dan. They are only 37 years old, one year younger than Jiang Siming..
The two of them were very close to Jiang Siming in Leifeng Tower, and this time they were taking care of children again..
Huang Lei is very experienced, because he has two daughters. Coaxing these children is a piece of cake, and he can make these children obedient, well-behaved and sensible in just a few strokes..
This time, he and Wang Danjia are the least in age..
The other tallest ones are Sun Meili and Xiaozhu, both of whom are already 45 (face covering)）.
“Well, when you are in your forties, you are already an old married couple, but you may still encounter a mid-life emotional crisis and get divorced. The following test is very simple, tacit understanding crisis.”
The director said that the task announced for this link was very simple, it was just a guessing game..
One person makes gestures, another person guesses the idiom.
Jiang Siming and Reba ended this idiom-guessing session with great tacit understanding, which was not difficult for them both..
Everyone else is dumbfounded, okay?.
Because of these two people, no matter what gesture Jiang Siming made, Reba could always guess it right away. The two of them seemed to have the same heart. They were really in tune with each other..
Others were not so relaxed. Each of them only guessed a few idioms correctly. In the end, the results came out. As they got older, they were all approaching the sixth grade..
This also ushered in the last segment of this program.
“You are all retired old people now. What you are facing is the crisis of injury and loneliness. Now, follow our staff to the dressing room. Let’s do a makeup for the elderly..”
After the director shouted, everyone went to the dressing room together. When they thought about wearing old age makeup, everyone was looking forward to it and wanted to see what they would look like when they were old..
Huang Lei and the others have long since transformed. They had already played the role of the old man in the program "The Long Road to Life"..
So they look forward to what other people look like wearing old age makeup..
Makeup took a long time, it took more than three hours for everyone to do it.
When everyone got up from their chairs, they almost couldn't recognize each other when they saw their appearance..
Jiang Siming glanced in Reba's direction subconsciously. The two looked at each other and suddenly burst into laughter..
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