Chapter 462: Too much oral pleasure
During the chat, the two finally entered the game.
Unexpectedly, the task publisher in Jiang Siming's mind had new information..
【Random tasks have been released, please check them yourself.】
Jiang Siming clicked in to take a look..
【Random task]: Without revealing your identity, successfully deceive Miss Bixin into agreeing to meet offline..
【Mission successful]: Reward a fine blue fragment.
【Mission failed]: Randomly select a fragment and destroy it.
This can also be a mission.？
Jiang Siming was a little dumbfounded, damn！
This mission has not come a long time ago. I have already made my little sister cry. Now she is asking me to ask her to meet offline. I can’t reveal my identity. It’s strange that she will agree..
But we have to do this task. As for the exquisite blue fragments, Jiang Siming will do it even if there is no punishment for failing the task..
Think about how to remedy your image in this girl's mind
How about showing off your wealth? How about throwing money at it?？
No, it’s too low.
“Uncle, it’s time to ban the hero, you are the mid laner.” the accompanying girl reminded..
Jiang Siming said oh and randomly banned Yasuo..
The girl who was playing with her on the other side felt chilled. She felt that this uncle didn’t know how to play. How could anyone with a high level ban Yasuo?.
It was my turn to choose a hero. My sister was a jungler and she chose a very powerful Leopard Girl..
Jiang Siming took a look and saw that there was a new hero coming out. What was it called Qiyana, a new AD assassin?.
This hero was only launched on the Chinese server yesterday, and it’s very difficult to operate. Almost no one knows how to play it now..
Jiang Siming chose her without hesitation, this heroine holding a hula hoop..
Seeing this, the little sister who was playing with her felt bad..
“Uncle, are you sure you want to play this hero? "The young lady is crying in her heart. It seems that she will definitely lose points in this game..
If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have given him this number, just give him a gold one..
“Don't worry, I'm very strong, I'm the king." Jiang Siming said confidently..
The young lady didn't speak, she was obviously a little autistic..
Jiang Siming has a big head and seems to have a worse impression. How can this be fixed?.
Entering the game, the accompanying girl adjusted her mentality again and said to Jiang Siming: "Then hold on tight, I'll take you C. The opposite mid laner is just a diamond 1, it's not difficult to beat..”
“I can't do it." Jiang Siming answered her.
“It's very simple to stay stable, as long as you don't be greedy for soldiers, use wretched last-hitting, or even last-hitting with a tower knife..”
“What I'm saying is, I can't do it without killing people..”
“puff! Uncle, I almost believed what you said. The army line has come out. I will eat the red buff first and then I will help you when I grow up..”
After finishing speaking, the little girl who was playing with her buried her head and started to hit her red buff. As soon as she finished hitting it, an announcement appeared..
I killed the opponent's mid laner male swordsman with a single click and gained first blood..
The little sister who was playing with me was stunned for a moment before she realized that this uncle was the only one in her family. Why did he get first blood so quickly?？
However, the accompanying girl was not too surprised. Maybe the male swordsman on the opposite side didn't know much about the new hero skills, so he was careless..
But the next plot was completely different from what she imagined..
Double kills, triple kills, quadruple kills, and even quintuple kills are all out！
Jiang Siming used this new hero for less than fifteen minutes. Not only was he super awesome, he also scored a pentakill.！
Playing this segment, Jiang Siming is easier than drinking water.
As soon as the last fifteen minutes arrived, the other party clicked surrender..
And the little sister who played with me in the whole game only got two assists and did nothing else.
“Wow, uncle, you are pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger! "The young lady reacted and exclaimed.
“How can I pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger? I said it from the beginning, I am a king and I am strong, but you don’t believe it.” Jiang Siming cried out for injustice..
“Okay, I was wrong, uncle, you are so awesome. You play this new hero so well, I feel like you can play professionally at your level." The young lady is no longer angry, and even has a little admiration for Jiang Siming..
“Don't say these useless things. As for the photos you agreed on, I'll take you to lie down and win. I want a swimsuit photo." Jiang Siming said..
The young lady blushed and said: "Didn't I say to take photos in swimsuits, ordinary daily photos! Do you want to love me?"！”
“Okay, then you take a picture now. In order to prevent you from looking for pictures online to fool me, make a fist-clenching gesture when you take the picture." Jiang Siming said..
“How could I use online pictures to deceive people? Huh, uncle, you are so sinister and have no trust at all. I will take pictures for you now..”
After saying that, the young lady went to take pictures. After a while, she sent a picture to Jiang Siming..
Jiang Siming clicked on it and saw a selfie of a girl sitting at a computer desk wearing gaming headphones. In the photo, she was holding a pink fist, which perfectly met Jiang Siming's requirements..
And her appearance is actually very good！
Black eyebrows, delicate facial features, red lips, fair skin.
Although the camera used has a slight beauty component, judging from Jiang Siming's experience, this girl is indeed very good-looking..
Although it is a bit worse than Tang Ru, she is definitely at the 'goddess' level..
I didn’t expect that I would actually pick up a beautiful girl to play with. What a surprise..
However, Jiang Siming didn't show any signs of being a pig. Every one of his girlfriends is prettier than this young lady, so how could it cause any trouble?.
Of course, if you give her a [Detoxifying and Beauty Pill], maybe her appearance can catch up a little bit..
“I'm done, what about you? "Jiang Siming asked the audience, this photo is also for the audience to see..
Audience: "??????What do you mean it's over?"？？”
“Uncle, you've finished reading. You're not doing anything obscene, are you taking photos of me? "The young lady accompanying me is very imaginative..
“Yeah, you don't mind, do you? "Jiang Siming smirked.
“Hey, uncle, you are so wretched.”
Akira Jiang：“.”
It's over, it's over, I'm just enjoying myself, my image is completely ruined now.
“Uncle, you've got half an hour left on the clock. Just hit it again, I'm about to get off." The young lady accompanying me seemed a little angry..
Jiang Siming naturally noticed it and nodded in agreement..
The queue started to wait again, but this time the young lady accompanying her stopped talking. Apparently she had a bad impression of Jiang Siming..
She didn't speak, and Jiang Siming didn't speak either. If you want to be autistic, just be autistic together. He's such a straight man..
This time, both he and the young lady were randomly filled by the system, and they were placed in the bottom lane..
“Uncle, do you play AD or support? I'm not very good at assisting, so I play more as AD..”
“Oh, then you can AD, I will use Thresh to assist you." Jiang Siming said nonchalantly..
He has long been proficient in all lol positions and can play anything..
After hearing this, the girl who played with her chose a policewoman, while Jiang Siming immediately chose Thresh..
As soon as I entered the game interface, the girl accompanying me exclaimed excitedly..
“Opposite is the spicy hotpot, Mr. Guo！”
“Teacher Guo? Very famous? Who? "Jiang Siming asked three questions in succession..
“He is a former RNG professional jungler. He is very powerful. Uncle, we may have to kneel down." The young lady smiled bitterly..
Jiang Siming waved his hand and said: "Keep it in your stomach, professional players are not easy to work with here. Not long ago, I beat a man named Theshy to autism..”
“Haha, uncle, this joke is not funny..”
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