Chapter 46 Jiang Siming’s art of swearing
046.Jiang Siming’s art of swearing
“You go to the strongest anchor competition the day after tomorrow?”
“Well, go.”
“I'll drive over and pick you up then, right? It's quite far there, on the other side of Putuo, Shanghai.”
“No, I have a car.”
“Okay, see you then. Brother, let’s see what this seiyuu monster hidden singer like you looks like, haha.”
“I hope you won’t feel inferior after reading this.”
“Hey, I've never seen such a handsome guy." Wei Shen smiled disdainfully and didn't take it seriously..
But Tuantuan, who had been silent all this time, started to have thoughts..
So, Brother Xiao Ming is going to participate in the offline competition. If he participates in the competition himself, wouldn’t he be able to meet Brother Xiao Ming?!
The more I thought about it, the more excited I became. Tuantuan immediately called her best friend and asked her to book two tickets to Shanghai..
The three of them were chatting and searching for things. With Jiang Siming and Wei Shen there, the game was very comfortable. Every time they met a group of people, they were quickly solved easily by the two of them..
But every time, Jiang Siming killed three, and Great God killed one. The killing speed, Jiang Siming was much faster..
Just as the three of them were having fun, the sound of quarreling suddenly came from Wei Shen's earphones..
“You ungrateful thing, who let you into the base? Get out!”
“I haven't terminated my contract with you yet, why don't you let me in??”
“Your dog has the nerve to come back? Sorry, we don't need you anymore.”
“I'm going in! I haven’t terminated the contract yet, I’m still a 4am person.”
Wei Shen quickly said to Jiang Siming in the earphone: "The grandson Gu Cun has come to the base. I will deal with it first. Lao Jiang, you guys play first.".”
“OK, go ahead." Jiang Siming understood..
But this incident made everyone very curious. Didn't Gu Cun betray 4am on his own? Why are you back?.
“What's going on with Gu Cun? Can someone give me some knowledge?.”
Tuantuan, who is familiar with the inside story, explained to Jiang Siming: "Gu Cun's contract was about to expire, and 4am wanted to continue signing with him, but Gu Cun was dissatisfied with the signing fee and said that he wanted to double his salary..”
“His own treatment was the best in 4am. The club would definitely not be happy if it was doubled, so he didn't agree. Gu Cun started acting like a monster. Not only did he deliberately not compete, but he also went out to play every day without training..”
“I originally thought Gu Cun was an innocent child, but after knowing the truth, I was convinced. The club was really good to him. It helped him from having nothing to a position where he could be on par with the Great God, and his treatment was better than that of Aru. The card was several times higher than theirs, but I didn’t expect that he wasn’t satisfied yet..”
Tuan Tuan complained about 4am in anger, but never thought that Gu Cun’s fans would hear it and maliciously fabricated it and told Gu Cun who was making a fuss at 4am..
When Gu Cun found out, he was very angry. He ran directly to Wei Shen's machine, picked up his earphones, pointed it into the microphone, and began to curse..
Weishen has not quit the game, so his account is still in the yy channel.
“Let me fuck your mother, you idiot, my business is none of your fucking business, you deserve to talk about me, fuck me****.”
Tuan Tuan was frightened by a lot of swear words. She just stated the facts and did not add any fuel to the fire. This matter was absolutely true and there was no groundless speculation about it..
Gu Cun didn't care, even if the other person was just a girl, he would still yell and curse..
At this time, everyone can see.
This little boy who looked harmless and innocent in the live broadcast was not the real him at all..
To be able to keep up the pretense and deliberately try to gain fans shows that this person is very scheming..
Now that things have been revealed, he no longer needs to hold back and begins to reveal his true self..
Tuantuan was scolded by Gu Cun using all the dirty words, but she still chose to remain silent even though she felt aggrieved..
Although what he said is true, he may feel that it is wrong for him to speak to others first, so Tuantuan does not want to fight back..
It's just that these dirty words made her unbearable, and her eyes soon turned red, but no one could see it..
But just because she endured it silently does not mean Jiang Siming would tolerate it..
“You are talking here with a toilet in your mouth. Didn't your mother ask you to clean the toilet? You are spraying feces while talking. Why are you so fashionable??”
As soon as Jiang Siming opened his mouth, the audience, who were originally angry at fighting against each other, burst into laughter..
When someone dares to scold him, how can Mr. Gu tolerate it? Spray it back immediately!
“You are the fucking one, right? While I'm not in my position to support you, I'm going to mess with you.****.”
“Look, there's still a lot of shit in the toilet. Can you please eat it all back before you talk? When you open your mouth or shut up, it’s your father and your mother. Just talk when you talk. Why do you always take me with you when you have nothing to do? I don’t recognize you as an unfilial son!”
puff!
The audience was even happier. They didn’t expect Ming Shen to curse like this.6.
“I fuck you, who do you think you are, you piece of shit, what the fuck are you?****.”
They are all swear words. The audience now believes what Jiang Siming said. This man’s mouth is really a toilet, or a toilet that has not been flushed..
“Do you want to scold someone? These two sentences are all you need to say back and forth. I’ll give you something new.!”
When Jiang Siming spoke, his words suddenly became sharp, like a sharp file..
“When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the person and raised the placenta, otherwise how could you grow like this??”
“He looks like an illegal construction worker, with pits on his face like the surface of the moon. He calls himself Mr. Gu, but he has less pits than he does.!”
“People are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap for a knife. You waste air when you are alive, you waste land when you are dead, and you waste RMB at home.!”
“You are really a cute, charming, hard-working, white, small, new hybrid fish species that is always serving the people.!”
“For people like you, if you go to act, you can only act like a piece of shit in a TV series, which is no better than chewing gum that was peed on by a dog on the roadside.!”
“If the east is not bright and the west is bright, no matter how you are, you will be the same.!”
A series of curses were like a machine gun in Jiang Siming's mouth. They were not only extremely sharp, but also without any repetition..
If anyone is scolded like this, all his orifices will be fuming with rage..
The audience laughed and knelt down to Jiang Siming..
“Hahahahahaha, swearing, I only obey Mingshen!”
“The scolding brother, Grandpa Lu, is a scumbag in front of my Mingshen.!”
“Look at the way my Mingshen is so angry that he is so handsome.!”
“My little mouth is smeared with honey, I know the boss~”
“Although they are all curse words, why do I feel more relieved the more I listen to them?!”
“Tuantuan, have you seen that Mingshen has abandoned the baggage of idols for you? Where can you find such a man?.”
Of course, after hearing this, Tuan Tuan burst into laughter and burst into tears, feeling extremely moved..
She swore that if Jiang Siming confessed to her at this time, she would agree without hesitation! Or, it’s okay for her to confess her love.
The popularity of Jiang Siming's live broadcast room suddenly skyrocketed, even higher than when Jiang Siming sang yesterday..
Audiences from Huya came here because of its reputation, not to mention local audiences from Shark..
Everyone was attracted by this unprecedented quarrel..
The only one who is going crazy is Gu Cun.
At this time, the curse words he wanted to retaliate were stuck in his throat, because he felt that he was no match for Jiang Siming if he continued to scold his father and mother..
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