Chapter 311: That’s decoration, okay?
“I can't help it. Why don't you wear a mask and not be afraid of others recognizing you? "Xiaozhu was shocked when he saw Jiang Siming only had one mask..
Jiang Siming shrugged and said, "I can't help it. I'm too little famous and no one knows me, so I don't need to disguise myself.".”
“Nonsense. With so many people watching your live broadcast, how come they don’t know you? You must have not shown your face during the live broadcast, so not many people know you..”
The little pig is smart and guessed it right..
“I'm not here to chat with you. Give me money. Two loads of frozen fish total 150 yuan." Jiang Siming stretched out his hand towards Xiaozhu..
Jiang Siming had a bad smile on his face, and the people in the program team were also having fun.
These two boxes of goods obviously only cost 50 yuan, but this guy is so open-minded..
But the program team won’t expose it. This is the highlight, okay?！
Not playing according to common sense is the rule of chicken strips.
Why are the ratings in the first few episodes of this season so low? It’s because Hong Lei is not here, and new guests like Yue Yunpeng and others are too honest and not interesting.！
These two boxes of goods are for Xiaozhu’s stall..
“150？ Why don't you go grab it? I've sold more than two hundred pieces this morning. If I give it to you, wouldn't I lose it all? "Little Pig yelled.
“Well, do you know how heavy these two boxes of things are for me to carry? If you do this, you can carry them. As long as you carry them around this vegetable market, how about I give you 150?？”
“real? I'm coming! "When Xiaozhu heard that there was money to be given, he immediately came over to take Jiang Siming's stretcher without believing in evil. As soon as he was lifted, he collapsed..
It took all the strength of breastfeeding to lift the two boxes of goods, but he quickly put them down before taking two steps, rubbing his shoulders and throbbing in pain..
“It's too heavy for me to go here. How did you carry it?.”
Xiaozhu glanced at his shoulders, which were red and swollen..
A star like him has never done any physical work since he was a child. This is his first time using a shoulder pole, so his shoulders can't bear it at all..
Generally, people who have never used a shoulder pole have a hard time getting used to it at first. The flesh of the shoulders is so delicate that even a little bit of gravity can make them suffer..
“Now you know it's not easy for me to make this money." Jiang Siming wiped the sweat from his forehead as he spoke, with a 'poor' look on his face..
“Isn’t your job to eat?？”
“Changed with Yue Yunpeng." Jiang Siming replied.
“It's interesting enough, so I'll do this job for you, and I'll pay for it! Xiaozhu said and counted 150 to Jiang Siming..
After Jiang Siming took it, he smiled like a fox and said: "Then I'll leave first and say goodbye to Brother Zhu. I'm so generous to you. If you don't have anything to eat at noon, you can come to me. I have prawns at my place.".”
“How could there be no food at noon? The program team will arrange it." Xiaozhu didn't believe it..
“If nothing happens then, just come over." Jiang Siming didn't say anything more to him, took the money, picked up the pole and left..
It's because of this exchange that Xiaozhu has a much better impression of Jiang Siming, and the little jealousy he had before is gone..
Jiang Siming's direct and funny character easily removed Xiaozhu's wariness against him..
Of course, this is based on Xiaozhu not knowing that Jiang Siming cheated him out of an extra 100 yuan.
The last load was two bags of clothes, and Jiang Siming sent them to Reba's clothing store..
Jiang Siming couldn't help laughing when he saw Reba.
Because she had to sell clothes, Reba couldn't wrap herself up like a piggy, so she had to ask the show crew to put on makeup for herself..
After makeup, Reba looks like a middle-aged aunt, with crow's feet, and her fair face has been painted sallow by a skilled makeup artist..
If it weren't for the hidden camera in her store, Reba Jiang Siming would have almost not recognized her..
“What are you laughing at? nuisance！”
Hearing Jiang Siming's laughter, Reba put his hands on his hips and said fiercely.
Jiang Siming unloaded the goods on the load, took off the mask, and lay down comfortably on the couch in her shop..
“I laugh at your make-up, which makes you look so unpredictable, that heaven and man are one, shocking the world and weeping ghosts and gods..”
“That’s what I was thinking. It took me two hours to put on my makeup today. I usually don’t put on makeup for more than two hours,” Reba said..
“Less than two hours? Jiang Siming said disdainfully: "Two hours is basically decoration, not makeup.".”
Reba：“.”
What he said makes sense, I am speechless.
The accompanying PT held back his smile, Jiang Siming was right, what he said was a golden sentence.！
“I usually only need half an hour to put on makeup." Reba was afraid that Jiang Siming would misunderstand that she was decorating her face. Isn't that nice?~
“Why are you explaining to me? "Jiang Siming smirked.
“I did that to declare that I was not decorating, not for you, you understand! "Reba said in embarrassment.
“After searching for four times, your environment is not bad. How many clothes have you sold? "Jiang Siming quickly skipped the topic just now and looked at this clothing store..
“I only sold six pieces of clothing, and my boss only gave me 20 yuan as commission for each piece of clothing. I have only made 120 yuan now. How about you?？”
“Me? I haven't calculated it yet, let me take a look." Jiang Siming said and took out the money he just earned from his pocket. There were ten and twenty pieces, fifty pieces and even a few hundred pieces..
The bulging hands were filled with money, and Reba’s mouth opened wide when he saw it..
“How do you make so much money? Isn’t your job to eat? People will give you money to eat.？”
“It's a good idea. I changed tasks with Yue Yunpeng and became a picker for him. I picked up several thousand kilograms of goods. This is my hard-earned money..”
Jiang Siming counted, there were 625 in total, not bad, not bad, this job is still rewarding..
“I envy you for earning so much, I have only earned 120 so far, and I can’t even sell my clothes." Reba said melancholy..
“If you want to sell it faster, I have a solution." Jiang Siming raised his head and said happily..
“What solution? tell me quickly.”
“It's okay to tell you, but we will split the clothes sold next 50-50, and I'll help you with it, how about that? "Jiang Siming is tricking others all the time..
“Then how do I know if you can help me sell many pieces?" Reba said..
“Let's do this. There are still three hours left. Within three hours, if I help you sell more than thirty pieces, you can share half of it with me. That's okay, right? Jiang Siming said.
“make a deal! "Reba agreed immediately. If she could sell so much, she would still make a profit even if she gave half of it to Jiang Siming..
“Okay, the initial investment requires one hundred yuan. To show my sincerity, I will give it to you first. If I sell it later, you have to give me fifty yuan. Our investment is half of each person's investment." Jiang Siming said..
“Okay, it's settled." Reba nodded in agreement..
She didn't think Jiang Siming was being stingy. Instead, she felt that she felt very involved in doing so, and Jiang Siming's style felt natural to her..
Unlike other men, it is good to be submissive to her, but it always makes her feel that the other man has a sense of purpose, and it is very strong..
Not with Jiang Siming, it's like this guy doesn't regard himself as a star or a beauty at all
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