Chapter 309 Choking cake cutting
“Xiaojiang is okay, you are completely suitable to survive in our chicken bar." Wang Xun said with a smile..
The PT director who followed me also agreed. Just after arriving, Jiang Siming stole everyone’s limelight..
Especially in terms of appearance, Sheep Xingdu is compared to her. This program is going to attract a lot of female fans after it is broadcast..
“I think Xiao Yueyue must hate us to death." Reba smiled evilly..
“There's no way, this is life, I don't want to help him carry so many things, it's terrible." Xiaozhu recognized Jiang Siming's approach just now, well, it captured the essence of chicken strips！
The remaining five people got off the bus at different places one after another..
In the end, only Jiang Siming and Reba were left. Because they lived farthest away, they had to stay in the car longer..
“It's so boring. Can you tell me a joke? "Reba said to Jiang Siming.
She didn't know why she took the initiative to chat with Jiang Siming and asked him to tell her a joke. She usually never took the initiative to communicate with strangers..
Jiang Siming did not refuse, but asked: "What is the standard of jokes you can accept?"？”
“ah? It's also about scale.？”
“certainly.”
“Then get a normal size one..”
“Okay, let me ask you, do you usually go to the toilet with your left hand or your right hand?？”
“Is this your normal scale? "Reba said with a red face, how can anyone ask such a question?！
“Then your answer is？”
“Of course it's your right hand, is it possible that you still use your left hand? "Reba replied naturally..
Jiang Siming said with a strange smile: "How can you use your right hand? We all use paper.".”
Reba was stunned for a second, and finally realized that she had been tricked by Jiang Siming..
“You bully others, I won’t mess with you! Reba said angrily, but as soon as the 'anger' appeared on his face, he couldn't help but laugh..
Yes, of course you have to use paper when going to the toilet. Why do you say you use your right hand? It’s so stupid..
“If you do another one, I will definitely not be fooled by you. Let’s do it on a large scale! "Reba simply fought hard and risked his life..
“So cruel? Did I say the show would be allowed to air? "Jiang Siming expressed doubts.
“Don't worry, anyone who doesn't let it be broadcast will be pinched, so just come." Reba said with a red face, she didn't believe it, Jiang Siming dared to say anything too big..
“Ahem, okay, I dreamed of you last night, and when I woke up in the morning, my pants were wet all over." Jiang Siming said in a low voice, "I'm very embarrassed.".
Reba's face turned even redder, and he said angrily: "You are actually having an erotic dream?"！”
“No, you misunderstood. I dreamed that you were taking off your makeup and it scared me to the point of peeing..”
“roll！！！！”
Amidst the quarrel with Jiang Siming, Reba also arrived at the designated place. Before getting off the car, the little girl even expressed a "curse" to Jiang Siming.’.
“I wish you gain ten pounds of meat today！”
Jiang Siming crossed his legs and said, "It's okay. I'm worried about being too thin. It's good to be ten pounds heavier.".”
“snort! Ignore you." Reba said, making a face at Jiang Siming, got out of the car and left..
The director in the car watched it with great interest, and he also felt that the idea of reba and Jiang Siming forming a CP was very interesting..
This was the first time that Reba had such words with a guest. Although Jiang Siming had made her angry many times, she didn't seem to be angry at all. That 'curse' was just a little girl being a little bit mean to the people close to her. Just a little bit of a spoiled brat.
It’s not that I hate you at all. Reba is not like this when she gets along with other guests on the show. She seems very distant..
And with Jiang Siming, it’s like we’ve known each other for a long time..
If they haven't contacted each other personally, it's their first meeting. It's rare for him to get along like this when they first meet..
Not long after Reba left, Jiang Siming also arrived at his destination, which turned out to be a supermarket..
In the supermarket, cut cakes are on sale, and there is an extra large cut cake on the table, as well as a knife and a scale..
The staff explained to Jiang Siming: "Next, you need to cut the cakes for the customers who come to the weight they need to buy. Note that you only have one chance. If the weight difference between the weight and the weight the customer wants is one or two, Within, even if you pass, if the difference is more than one or two, you have to eat all the cut cakes until you cut them correctly or finish all the cut cakes on the table..”
Damn it！
This time it was Jiang Siming's turn to be dumbfounded..
This mission is too perverted, right?.
One size fits all? The gap has to be within one or two, who can cut it accurately?！
Sure enough, there is no such thing as pie in the sky when it comes to extreme challenges.！
“I'll try it.”
Jiang Siming could only choose to give it a try first. He cut a small piece with a knife and measured the weight. He probably had an idea in his mind, and then Jiang Siming began to officially challenge..
The first person who came to buy cut cakes was an old man.
“Give me twenty yuan to cut the cake.”
One pound of cut cake is five yuan, and twenty yuan is four pounds..
Jiang Siming measured it, raised the knife and dropped it..
But after the weighing was completed, a full 5.5 kilograms were weighed, which was 1.5 kilograms over the standard..
In other words, Jiang Siming needs to eat the entire 5.5 kilogram cake..
Oh my god, this mission is so devilish.！
Jiang Siming put the sliced cake into his mouth with a grimace. The first piece was fine..
But the next two times he cut it wrong, Jiang Siming had already eaten nearly ten kilograms of cut cake..
Jiang Siming, who had bulging cheeks and muttered, was speechless. Although he ate a lot, he didn't like to eat cakes..
And if it continues, he will definitely have to eat. Who can withstand this?.
“It's not possible. I have to find Yue Yunpeng. I can't do this task..”
Jiang Siming decisively gave up the task and contacted Yue Yunpeng by phone..
Of course, Jiang Siming didn't trick him, he just told him about the difficulty of his task and asked him if he wanted to change.
Yue Yunpeng, who was about to die, agreed without even thinking. He would rather die than work as a coolie.！
The two happily exchanged tasks.
Jiang Siming took a big gulp of mineral water before swallowing the choking cake from his throat..
“Director, can you tell me what the next four delicacies are? "Jiang Siming was a little curious..
“Pig's trotters, dumplings, noodles, watermelon." the director informed.
Jiang Siming was so full after hearing this that he said goodbye and left immediately..
Yue Yunpeng arrived soon. He was afraid that Jiang Siming would regret it, so he took a taxi..
“Brother Jiang, you are really my brother. I almost fell apart when I was carrying all that stuff. You saved my life.~”
As soon as Yue Yunpeng came over, he gave Jiang Siming a big hug..
“It's okay, leave the physical work to me, and leave the eating task to you. I've eaten more than half of this first food for you," Jiang Siming said..
“no problem! Brother, look at me, I didn’t grow in vain." Yue Yunpeng promised steadfastly..
Jiang Siming prayed for him in his heart, hoping that he would not regret it for a while. There are still a lot of choking things behind him..
Even if Yue Yunpeng could eat these things, it would still be enough for him..
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