Chapter 2747 The Clown
As soon as the Mid-Autumn Festival was over, Jiang Siming hurriedly took his wife and children back to Shanghai..
He doesn't dare to sneer in front of his father anymore. He got a beating yesterday..
Mainly yesterday, Dad Jiang was rubbing Ma Jiang’s shoulders and legs. Seeing Jiang Siming enjoying it so much, he felt so unbalanced..
In his words, I have never enjoyed the treatment your mother has given me in my life. Why do you, a son, have so much better treatment than his father?.
Other complaints！
Jiang Siming was also quite speechless. I remember the last time he was so speechless was the last time..
Alas, the only option is to leave home and take my wife and children with me first, lest this old man get jealous and beat himself up again..
“Really, I am a strict wife and don’t let others be a man..”
When he said this, Jiang Siming glanced at Zhao Xiaoxiao guiltily..
The Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed, and this is a time when Chinese people are still celebrating the festival, but there are always people who jump out to disrupt the atmosphere at this time..
The Asan Dynasty suddenly equipped foreign countries with its own nuclear weapons and aircraft carrier fleet, which have reached the top level in the world, far surpassing China..
They also claim that their dynasty’s nuclear missiles have been aimed at multiple Chinese cities and can carry out precision strikes at any time..
As soon as these remarks came out, the whole world was in an uproar..
Everyone is guessing that the Asan Dynasty will not really want Shi Lezhi.？
Many people in China are also a little worried, fearing that this lunatic will take action.
Poor people are the most dangerous. Because they are too poor, they are not afraid of wearing shoes when they are barefoot. They may get hungry and start doing life-threatening things..
The remaining atmosphere of the festival was completely destroyed by Ah San.
The old man of the Tian group also rushed to mobilize manpower and asked the members of the Tian group to invade the Asan area and conduct infiltration reconnaissance work..
The old man and his granddaughter had a rare two days of leisure, but he never thought that it would be ruined. He was so angry that he cursed his mother..
“Alas, I have to relax my muscles and bones just after the festival. Is Ah San afraid that I will gain weight or something?.”
Jiang Siming, who saw the news at home, stretched himself with a 'kind' smile on his face..
They have nuclear weapons, so I’m done with it..
It just so happens that he also prefers nuclear peace..
“It's a pity that Xiaoxiao has gone to school, otherwise I can take her to see it with me.”
As soon as Jiang Siming finished speaking, his expression changed instantly..
I saw Zhao Xiaoxiao sneaking in at the door..
“Dad, why don't you go blow up Ah San?？”
Jiang Siming was speechless and asked: "Aren't you in school?？”
“I just saw this news and I guessed that you were going to cause trouble, so I came here.”
“So you skipped class?？”
“No, I asked the teacher for leave..”
“What's the reason for taking leave?？”
“I said my dad was hospitalized with hemorrhoids.”
Akira Jiang：“.”
“Zhao Xiaoxiao, are you itching after not being spanked for three days? You can’t make up such an outrageous reason for asking for leave! "Jiang Siming was so angry that he jumped on his feet..
It's really filial piety to him..
“Oops, I can’t say that I went to Asana with my dad to maintain world peace. It’s just a reason. Don’t worry about these details. Dad, let’s go.！”
Jiang Siming sighed, this is really sandpaper to wipe his butt, show him a hand.
At this time, it is Asan local.
largest naval military base.
Two sneaky figures, one big and one small, appeared in the sky.
“Dad! Let me come, I'm just trying out my new moves.”
Zhao Xiaoxiao volunteered, and Jiang Siming went with her..
Zhao Xiaoxiao was floating in the air, and her cultivation in the golden elixir period came into play. She was seen fighting with both hands, and an aircraft carrier underneath gradually rose from the sea..
Then it was quickly squeezed and deformed in the air like a crushed can..
Jiang Siming looked very approvingly. It seemed that this girl's strength was already showing off..
Not long after, an aircraft carrier was reduced to scrap metal and fell from the sky back into the sea..
Thousands of Asan's marine soldiers rolled down from it like shit, crying for their fathers and mothers..
“There's another one and there's another one！”
Still not satisfied, Zhao Xiaoxiao flew to the other side and began to destroy the other 'toy'.
But she accidentally flew out of the barrier Jiang Siming set for her..
Asan's radar detected Zhao Xiaoxiao's position, and artillery shells flew immediately..
Jiang Siming waved his hand impatiently, and the entire naval base turned into a flattened discus..
“You girl, you are so reckless. Fortunately, I am here. If all the artillery fire below is directed at you, you will be useless even if you are a golden elixir..”
Jiang Siming flew over and said angrily:.
“Dad, you are still awesome, hehe.”
Zhao Xiaoxiao smiled sheepishly.
Jiang Siming said subconsciously: "I'm not as powerful as you..”
“ah? My true self? "Zhao Xiaoxiao was a little confused..
Jiang Siming realized that he had said the wrong thing and hurriedly said, "I mean, I'm not as good at coquettishness as you are. Once you act coquettishly, I will do whatever you ask me to do.".”
“Hehe, who makes you my favorite man?~”
Zhao Xiaoxiao has no doubt that he is there.
“Dad, let’s just dismantle Ah San’s military capabilities, so that they don’t have to be dishonest and pretentious all day long..”
“They can't really disintegrate, as it will cause chaos in the world, but they can confiscate all their nuclear weapons and destroy a few bases at the same time. That's it..”
“good! Just do it！”
It didn’t take long for the Asan Dynasty to suffer its biggest loss in history. Almost three-quarters of the entire military industry was destroyed..
Numerous military bases were destroyed inexplicably. What’s even more frightening is that all the nuclear weapons were gone..
Ah San and others were all numb, thinking that the gods were punishing them, which frightened the whole country into panic and went everywhere to pray to gods and Buddhas..
“Okay, go back to class quickly. If you sneak out, your mother will know that she has to beat you up..”
Jiang Siming has completed his mission and will take this naughty child home..
But inadvertently, his consciousness swept across Asan’s realm and discovered that in a city, one of Asan’s talk shows was on.
A fat middle-aged man with a Chinese face, disheveled hair, holding a paper fan in his hand, claiming to be a romantic man.
Speaking nonsense in front of the cameras of Asan Media.
“I think the Asan Dynasty is indeed stronger than the Chinese state..”
“I admire your country's capabilities very much. Unlike our country in China, I really don't want to stay there..”
“The Asan Dynasty's strength today is already number one in East Asia. I can conclude that the future belongs to you..”
“I'm sorry to say that our country's strength is all just trumped up. We don't have any real ability..”
This man, like a slave, is mindlessly touting the Asan Dynasty and constantly belittling his own country..
All the Asan media and the audience present laughed heartily, and the ratings continued to soar..
Is there anything more exciting than watching a Chinese person praise their Asan Dynasty?？
What's more, this man is a famous celebrity in China. Although he looks ugly, he can't stand people willing to lick him..
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