Chapter 1453 Stealing Guevara
Both he and Xiaoxian discovered someone stealing a motorcycle outside at the same time..
These days, there are still thieves who dare to steal from him.？
Jiang Siming laughed for a moment, and then said calmly: "No need for now. After buying water, go out and look for him.".”
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he continued to carry water and then settled the bill..
When he came out, the motorcycle at the door was gone. Just two hundred meters away, a short, thin man with long hair was pushing his motorcycle hard..
He doesn't have the key, so he can only push the car.
Not only did Jiang Siming not panic, he took a leisurely sip of water and then lit a cigarette..
Then he slowly walked towards the other person, and within a few steps, he walked up to this person..
“Dude, this car is pretty cool. Is it yours? "Jiang Siming asked.
The man was so focused on pushing the cart that he had no time to turn his head. He immediately replied: "Yeah, sure.".”
“Then why don't you open it? It's so tiring to push around." Jiang Siming advised with good intentions..
“Well, my car is out of gas, there's nothing I can do about it..”
“Well, I happen to have a barrel of oil here, do you want it?？”
“No, no, I." The man finally turned his head, took a look at Jiang Siming's clothes, and instantly understood.
Immediately throw down the car and run away.
“You almost pushed my motorcycle over and peeled off your skin." Jiang Siming held his motorcycle firmly to prevent it from being damaged..
At the same time, watching this guy running away, Jiang Siming got on the car, took out the key and started it, and chased after him easily..
It seemed that this man was running even harder, probably using all his energy to feed himself, but Jiang Siming's motorcycle was still following behind..
After running for a while, he couldn't run anymore. The man suddenly stopped running and sat down on the ground, breathing heavily..
“Brother, please let me go. I will never steal a motorcycle again next time. I will only steal batteries..”
Jiang Siming smiled, stopped the car, sat in the car and asked him with a smile: "Did you only steal batteries before?"？”
“Yeah, I just passed by here today and saw how beautiful your car was, so I wanted to steal it to make a living..”
Jiang Siming found that this buddy's accent and tone sounded like the voice of a car thief who was very popular on the Internet..
He couldn't help but said curiously: "You raise your head.”
This guy really raised his head honestly. When Jiang Siming looked at it, he always felt that the more he looked at it, the more familiar he became..
“Is your surname Zhou? "Jiang Siming tried to think back. It seems that the person who stole the car was named Zhou. He didn't know the specific name..
“Oh, brother, why do you know me too? What the hell is going on now? People know me everywhere. When I was released from prison, many companies came to my house and said they wanted to sign me up to be an Internet celebrity. Oh~ It’s so annoying~”
The man showed a bitter expression after speaking..
Jiang Siming didn't expect it was really him. He searched it on his mobile phone and found that it was indeed him..
Four years ago, a car thief said something in an interview, which instantly set off the Internet and became a topic of ridicule and discussion among netizens..
“It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work part-time in this life, and I don't know how to do business. I can only make ends meet by stealing..”
“Entering the detention center feels like going home. Everyone in the detention center is talented and well-spoken. I really like it here..”
Wait, these quotes have been popular on the Internet for more than four years and are still talked about by many people..
Later, some netizens named Zhou Che Guevara because he looked like the Cuban Che Guevara..
At first I thought it was just a joke, but I didn’t expect that this guy has become an Internet celebrity. Even after he was released from prison, so many people still know him..
“Then why don’t you become an internet celebrity? This makes more money than stealing batteries." Jiang Siming asked curiously.
“Being an Internet celebrity means working for others. I don’t want to work for others. I will never work for others in my life. Besides, people like me can never become Internet celebrities. This will lead to bad children..”
A man's rational answer.
After hearing this, Jiang Siming couldn't help but praise his words. This is exactly what he wanted to say..
People like Zhou can be ridiculed by everyone on the Internet, but they can never be learned from..
Do you know why Zhou is so popular? The main reason is that his words express the aspirations of many contemporary young people and touch the pulse of today’s times..
“I won’t go to work tomorrow. It’s so refreshing. I feel so comfortable. I don’t have to pretend to be a grandchild when meeting clients, so I can live a more authentic life..”
This song "I won't go to work tomorrow" sung by a Chengdu rapper is obviously just a verbal song, but it hits the pain points and resonance of many people..
It is impossible to work in this life, and it is precisely the living condition that countless social animals want to escape but find it difficult to escape, which vents everyone's desire for freedom..
So he became popular. Even if he was released from prison, he would be targeted by those unscrupulous Internet celebrity companies who wanted to make him a huge fortune by packaging him as an Internet celebrity..
For this kind of Internet celebrity company, Jiang Siming can only say that they are lucky that they did not meet him, otherwise he would destroy them one by one.！
This kind of Internet celebrity company only cares about making money. They only look at popularity and traffic. They don’t care what the person does..
Why can't Zhou become an Internet celebrity? As he said himself, he is a bad boy himself, even though his character is not a complete bad guy..
But if he becomes an internet celebrity, it will be easy for him to lead teenagers and children into bad ways..
Many children may think that if a car thief can become an Internet celebrity, I will steal cars in the future, or learn other illegal and bad tricks..
Therefore, Jiang Siming definitely disapproves of Zhou appearing in the public eye..
It is estimated that many people will ask why someone like Lu can resume broadcasting..
Everyone needs to make it clear that Mr. Zhou has committed a crime.
And Mr. Lu is instigating fans and ruining the live broadcast atmosphere..
In addition, he was banned during that period of time when he was cracking down on unhealthy trends in the live streaming industry. He did not commit any crime..
So he was just banned and did not receive legal sanctions.
this is the reason.
Moreover, Zhou himself knows this truth, but don’t those Internet celebrity companies know?？
They just pretended not to know because they saw huge economic benefits in Zhou.
“Then will you continue to steal cars? "Jiang Siming asked. In fact, he said these two words to Zhou and no longer planned to argue with him..
This person actually has a good heart. Although he is uneducated, at least he is not a complete bad person and still has a conscience..
“If I don't steal the car, I won't be able to live," Zhou said with a dejected look..
Jiang Siming smiled and said: "Then why don't you go back to your hometown to farm? Since you don't have a diploma and have no ability, farming is not bad.".”
Zhou said with a bitter face: "I have thought about it too. I had already thought about it when I was released from prison a few days ago, but now many company bosses are waiting at my house. My family can't bear to see them taking so much money." They kept urging me to agree, so I had no choice but to run out..”
After hearing this, Jiang Siming shook his head sympathetically. Zhou was angry, but he didn't, but his family became angry first..
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