Chapter 1400 Three Good Things？
Soon, Qingming Festival is coming.
It is said that the richer people are, the more they like to go home to worship their ancestors during the Qingming Festival..
Jiang Siming is different, he behaves very Buddhist..
Mainly because his parents know that Jiang Siming seldom has a company holiday, and they are afraid that it will delay the best time for him and his girlfriend to make babies..
So I didn’t say anything to let Jiang Siming go back, and kept telling him not to go anywhere and stay at home more with his girlfriend..
Jiang Siming was also drunk. How come his parents were more eager to hold their grandchildren than he was?
But it’s not that he doesn’t work hard, he has already worked hard enough.
But unfortunately I am a cultivator.
He doesn’t want the child, he can have it if he wants it~
But even if he knows that the success rate is very low, Jiang Siming's hard work will not slack off..
Look, it’s already past eight o’clock, and none of the wives at home can get up (Tsundere）.
He and Zhao Xiaoxiao had breakfast together..
“Dad, were you the number one in Tianjin at that time? "Zhao Xiaoxiao suddenly said this while drinking rice porridge..
“What? "Jiang Siming was stunned..
“Oh, what a joke, I watched too much "Huo Yuanjia" last night." Zhao Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.
“Dad, I’m asking you, when will you have a biological son or daughter?.”
Jiang Siming took a bite of the scallion pancake and said, "Did you mean to hurt my heart so early in the morning?".”
“Am I not concerned about you and the other mothers? Who do you think is most likely to get pregnant first? "Zhao Xiaoxiao asked ghostly.
“I don't know where to go, it depends on my luck." Jiang Siming took a sip of the fresh milk flown from New Zealand..
He is a man who owns a huge ranch in New Zealand now.
By the way, he put a wormhole in New Zealand where he didn't know where to place it. He transported the milk supply at home directly from the wormhole..
Even the air transportation time is waived, absolutely fresh.
“I blindly guessed it was Aileen's mother." Zhao Xiaoxiao also took a sip of fresh milk and swallowed it comfortably..
“Why? Your little mother Eileen is of the earth attribute, and she hasn’t even practiced yet." Jiang Siming said strangely, not sure how she guessed it..
“You don’t understand, Irene’s mother has a loli face and a devilish figure. Women like this are more likely to win the bid..”
Jiang Siming's face darkened and he said: "Where did you get these ridiculous conclusions? And you read those gossip magazines blindly. I asked your mother to collect them all for you.".”
“No, I just said casually, why are you so impatient? I was just praising you for finding a loli girlfriend and having a happy life..”
As Zhao Xiaoxiao spoke, she moved her little head closer to Jiang Siming and said, "Dad, do you know about lolita theory?"？”
“What loli theory? "Jiang Siming was at a loss..
“The theory of lolita is that a lolita is not tall, she is beautiful if she has socks, her breasts are not big, but she is smart if she has a shape, she is a lolita, but for me she is an intruder.”
“Dress with cat ears, small mouth and big eyes. Short hair is very pretty, and long hair is also elegant. You can give candies and play kissing. No gossip, no shopping, school swimming room, small pavilion in the park.”
“I say: As long as it’s cute.”
Jiang Siming was completely shocked after hearing this..
Zhao Xiaoxiao was talking enthusiastically, and then asked: "Dad, do you know that Lolita has three good ones?"？”
“You know, isn’t it just voiceless, soft-bodied, and easy to push down?.”
Jiang Siming said disdainfully, as if no one had any strange knowledge..
“Oh, what about Sister Yu’s three good intentions? "Zhao Xiaoxiao asked again.
“Beer, take a bath, eat young grass.”
“Royal sister has three good things？”
“well-behaved, dexterous, and skillful in pushing.”
“The queen has three good things？”
“Trojan horse, candle, whip.”
Jiang Siming stopped here because he just found out that he had boarded Zhao Xiaoxiao's pirate ship..
Send a chestnut.
“Your father calls you a trick.”
Zhao Xiaoxiao covered her forehead and laughed loudly, saying: "Dad, you are exposed.".”
Jiang Siming couldn't cover his face anymore. Just at this time, Li Shengxue came down from upstairs..
“What are you father and daughter talking about? Why are you laughing so happily?.”
Zhao Xiaoxiao was about to share, but Jiang Siming stepped on her under the table..
“Just telling a joke, why did you get up so early and why are you still wearing a uniform? Isn’t today a holiday?？”
Jiang Siming quickly changed the topic.
Li Shengxue said helplessly: "It was supposed to be a holiday, but I just got a call from the Criminal Division, saying that a very bizarre murder had occurred in Hongkou District. My colleagues from the Criminal Division had been investigating for two days and had no clue, so they asked me to come over. have a look.”
Jiang Siming nodded and expressed his understanding. The nature of Li Shengxue's work meant that it was impossible to get off work and take holidays on time..
There is a big case at any time and we have to leave at any time.
He is not worried about Li Shengxue's safety.
Now Li Shengxue is stronger than the old man of Tianzhu, who can hurt her?.
Even if there is really a danger, he is still here, and he can be transported at any time using the medium of Yin Yang Gong..
“Do you want to go after breakfast? "Jiang Siming asked.
“No need, I'll just grab two cakes and eggs to eat on the way, Huo Wu is waiting outside..”
“Come back for dinner tonight? Shengxue’s mother.” Zhao Xiaoxiao said.
Li Shengxue touched Zhao Xiaoxiao's head and said apologetically: "Mom, I don't know either. It depends on the progress of the case. However, my colleagues in the criminal department said that this case is very bizarre. It will probably take a while, and it may be very late before I can get back to you.".”
“Oh, then little mom, please be safe..”
“Um.”
When Jiang Siming heard Li Shengxue's words, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have a piece of the puzzle to solve the case..
Crime Analyzer, almost forgot.
“Pick up [Black Technology Series·Crime Case Analyzer] black fragment*1 (9/9), the number of fragments is full and can be used directly.”
【Crime Analyzer]: Can investigate all criminal cases, analyze all criminal processes and the mastermind behind the scenes.
Note: The cooling time for one use is five days..
This fragment has not been touched since he patched it up with the universal fragment, and he just remembered it now..
Jiang Siming quickly took it out. It was a seemingly ordinary watch..
As mentioned above, as long as you wear this watch, once you encounter a case, your brain will automatically start to analyze the case, which is more powerful than Detective Conan and Sherlock Holmes in the novel.
This thing is of no use to Jiang Siming, but it is very suitable for Shengxue..
“Wife, wait." Jiang Siming stopped Li Shengxue who was about to leave..
This sentence about "daughter-in-law" made Zhao Xiaoxiao smile evilly..
Li Shengxue was thin-skinned. She blushed and pretended to be calm and asked: "What's wrong?"？”
“I bought the watch for you yesterday, put it on you." After Jiang Siming said this, he couldn't help but put the watch on Li Shengxue's wrist..
Li Shengxue was a little surprised why Jiang Siming suddenly bought her a watch, but as long as it was from Jiang Siming, she liked everything..
And the style of this watch is very simple, she likes it very much.
“Thank you husband, I'm leaving.”
Li Shengxue was very embarrassed to call Zhao Xiaoxiao such an affectionate name and hurried away..
Mainly because Zhao Xiaoxiao, this thief, smiles too obscenely····
Comments