Chapter 1369 Really peeing...
And they were not kept waiting for too long. Jiang Siming's army really appeared in front of the valley entrance..
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang's hearts were so excited that they almost jumped out of their chests..
The two of them hid at the end of the valley, following all the soldiers in the most inconspicuous grass. They didn't even dare to come out for fear of alarming Jiang Siming..
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang both prayed crazily in their hearts. Jiang Siming must enter the valley.!
But what shocked them was that Jiang Siming and his army had already reached the mouth of the valley, but suddenly stopped and refused to go in..
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were so anxious that they couldn't help shouting in a low voice: "Come in, come in quickly."”
But no matter how they prayed, it seemed to have no effect. Jiang Siming remained silent and stopped at the mouth of the valley..
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang initially doubted whether Jiang Siming had seen through their plan.?
But what he did next made them both dumbfounded. Jiang Siming seemed to be holding back something very uncomfortable. He got off the horse, quickly found a corner, and started.
pee!
Yeah, that's right, this guy is actually peeing
Depend on!
Liu and Zhu were unable to complain in their hearts. This trick at the critical moment was really scary. They thought they had been seen through..
It's okay. When Jiang Siming finishes urinating, he will definitely continue to enter the valley. Just wait with peace of mind..
The two of them began to wait quietly, watching the back of Jiang Siming peeing leisurely. Unfortunately, this guy did not pee in front of them..
Otherwise, it is estimated that these hundreds of thousands of men will definitely be jealous and crazy. Why can this guy be so majestic?’???
If Zhuge Liang saw it, he would probably have a sharpshooter perform a physical castration on Jiang Siming..
I told you to snatch away my Yueying and make you have a group of wives and concubines.!
Let you become a eunuch and your family will be filled with descendants, hahahaha!
This vicious thought went through Zhuge Liang's mind again, but it was just a pleasure in his mind..
Liu Bei's army is still waiting hard for Jiang Siming to finish urinating..
But I don’t know why, after Jiang Siming peed, he didn’t get on his horse. Instead, he went into the woods and didn’t come out for a long time..
How long has it been? Haven’t you finished peeing yet? How many liters of urine is there?!
Liu Bei even wanted to ask: Did you drink all the water from the Yangtze River last night? You peed so much?
In ancient times, there was no concept of frequent urination, urgent urination, and incontinence of urination. Otherwise, they would definitely think that there was something wrong with Jiang Siming's proximal x..
After waiting for a while, Jiang Siming still didn't show up..
Zhuge Liang began to be suspicious, but then Sima Yi's operation surprised him.
I saw Sima Yi grabbing a bunch of leaves and shouting loudly: "Master, we marched in a hurry and didn't bring any toilet paper (toilet paper), so we only found leaves.".”
After saying that, Sima Yi ran into the woods.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other in the grass, and they wanted to curse: "His uncle's!”
After peeing, you poop again??Why the hell do you have so many things going on?!
This is fighting, not traveling?
Jiang Siming, can you respect us a little bit??
But even so, they still have to wait quietly and don't dare to make any sound.
Compared to letting Jiang Siming go to the urn, this little bit of waiting is nothing..
After a while, Jiang Siming finally came out of the woods, and even lifted his pants, showing a happy and comfortable look..
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were speechless for a while. Can you get on your horse and enter the valley quickly?!
Jiang Siming finally got on the horse, but his eyes were looking towards the direction of the valley. Although there was no one there, he seemed to have seen through everything..
And with a half-smiling expression on his face.
Liu Bei looked suspicious. Why was this man looking at the valley and grinning? He was just shitting like crazy.?
But then, Jiang Siming suddenly shouted to the valley: "Big-eared thief, have you been waiting for Gu to enter the valley??”
Liu Bei was stunned, and Zhuge Liang's eyes also dimmed.!
Then Jiang Siming's voice came again: "Look behind you.!”
Liu Bei subconsciously looked back towards the end of the valley and saw a dense group of soldiers outside the valley.!
Liu Bei was so frightened that he almost lost his soul and screamed subconsciously..
Zhuge Liang is not much better either..
When you are looking in one direction with all your concentration and attention, when you turn your head inadvertently, you find tens of thousands of strange and murderous eyes squatting next to you..
It would be strange not to be scared.
“No! Lord, we have fallen into a trap! Run!" Zhuge Liang instantly understood that his plan had been seen through by Jiang Si Mingxiao..
Moreover, he deliberately refused to enter the valley and pretended to urinate. The purpose was to delay time and allow this army to penetrate behind them and surround them in the valley..
Form a counter-ambush and counter-encirclement.
Zhuge Liang's scalp went numb when he thought that the valley was full of fire oil and hay. They must not be blocked in the valley! They must rush out.!
“Lord, rush out quickly, or we will be doomed!" Zhuge Liang rolled up and climbed to his feet..
Liu Bei also knew the seriousness of the matter. He stood up in a hurry, called his soldiers, and broke out towards the end of the valley, trying to rush out..
But as soon as they reached the end of the valley, these tens of thousands of soldiers suddenly picked up a piece of equipment that was all the same..
Liu Bei took a closer look and saw that the soldiers were holding crossbows.!
Moreover, the ten consecutive arrows carefully developed by Huang Chengyan are amazingly powerful and can be fired continuously..
Liu Bei had never even seen him, but he vaguely felt that something was wrong, so he quickly pulled a few soldiers and put them in front to block them..
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Tens of thousands of crossbow bolts were fired in succession without stopping. Tens of thousands of soldiers fired nearly tens of thousands of crossbow bolts at this moment..
Liu Bei's soldiers who ran to the front were shot into a hornet's nest on the spot. Thousands of soldiers fell to the ground in less than a second, dead and injured..
Fortunately, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang hid behind the enemy's gun and avoided sudden death..
“They need to load arrows, let's take advantage of the opportunity and charge!" Liu Bei thought the opponent was holding bows and arrows..
After all, he has never seen a crossbow that can shoot continuously..
This is also the first time Jiang Siming has used a newly developed weapon..
The soldiers believed it and rushed towards the end of the valley again, but what greeted them was a new round of arrows..
This time the casualties were even greater. Liu Bei couldn't believe it: "What kind of bow and arrow is this? Why is it so fast to load arrows?"!”
“My lord, these are crossbow arrows. I once saw them at Huang Chengyan’s home. Huang Chengyan must have developed them for him. These crossbow arrows can shoot several rounds in a row.!”
Zhuge Liang said with envy that if he had defeated Yueying, Huang Chengyan would definitely give him this skill..
It's a pity that it's too late to say anything now.
“Jiang Bei, you and I are irreconcilable!”
Liu Bei cursed angrily, but before he finished speaking, the sound of horse hooves could be heard behind him..
Jiang Siming led his troops to fight in.!This time I really got dumped.
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