Chapter 1185 Became an ancient scumbag
Yuan Shao's army was suddenly surrounded, and Yuan's army fell in large numbers, like harvesting wheat..
Yuan Shao was shocked and lost any fighting spirit. He slapped his horse and ran away.！
Fortunately, thanks to the hard work of the soldiers, they managed to escape with their lives and return to the Guandu camp..
But Yuan Shao also suffered heavy losses again, losing more than 50,000 soldiers! Even his youngest son Yuan Xi died as a result..
Yuan Shao, who was grieved, blamed Xu You for the defeat. After all, he was the one who came up with this plan..
“My lord, I didn’t know that Jiang Bei was so cunning. The defeat in this battle must have been caused by Jiang Bei’s advisers who saw through the deliberate plan of our army! "Xu You quickly threw the blame in front of the account..
But the angry Yuan Shao didn't listen at all, and immediately ordered the soldiers to drag Xu You out and fight again in the Thirty Army Battle！
Xu You is a villain. He has some abilities, but he is too ambitious and extremely conceited..
Yuan Shao beat him like this, Xu You held a grudge and suddenly had the idea of surrendering to the enemy, but he quickly gave up the idea temporarily.
The main reason is that he doesn't know Jiang Bei and is not familiar with him. If it were Cao Cao, he would have gone to Cao Cao's military camp by now..
After this battle, although Jiang Siming took a big advantage, the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse. Even if he lost more than 50,000 soldiers, Yuan Shao still had hundreds of thousands of troops in his hands..
It's not that easy to completely defeat.
Food is still a problem.
Jiang Siming continued to send messengers out to deliver letters asking for help, with the destination directed towards Jingzhou..
“Is it still impossible to transport food from Hanzhong and Xuzhou? "Jiang Siming would ask Xun Yu and the others every day.
Xun Yu shook his head in shame and sighed: "I have thought of many ways, but Cao Cao is really difficult to deal with, and he has seen through several of his schemes, and the grain transport team has never been able to get through..”
Jiang Siming was not too surprised and said: "Cao Cao will deal with him sooner or later. The top priority now is to get Jingzhou to transport food. Do you think Liu Biao can guarantee that he will send food?"？”
Xu Shu and Xun Yu didn't say anything, because they couldn't guarantee this, and they didn't understand Liu Biao..
But Guo Jia stood up and said with a smile: "My lord, I have a way to make Jingzhou obediently send food, but it just means I have to aggrieve my lord.".”
“oh? What can I do? It's fine if I feel aggrieved." Jiang Siming said..
Guo Jia showed a sly smile, cleared his throat, raised his chest and raised his head and said: "Liu Biao is old and sick, and the power in Jingzhou is now in the hands of Cai Mao and Kuai Yue, and the two of them most listen to Mrs. Cai, who is Liu Biao's wife..“
Xun Yu understood immediately, showed a meaningful smile and said: "Fengxiao, you want the master to ask Mrs. Cai？”
Guo Jia nodded proudly and said: "When my lord went to Jingzhou, I discovered that Mrs. Cai must covet my lord's beauty, and her heart is secretly moved. As long as my lord uses some beauty tricks, Mrs. Cai will definitely agree to provide food and grass for him. thing！”
Xun Yu also started to shake his head and laugh strangely, and said: "My lord is so heroic, like Pan An, the beauty trick is indeed very effective for Mrs. Cai, I agree, praise”
The two of them were still immersed in their beautiful fantasy plan, but they were each slapped on the back of the head by Jiang Siming..
Jiang Siming was so angry that he gave them each a slap in the face. What kind of military advisor is this? He actually asked me to sell his body.？
Pretty boy trap. I really want to beat them both up.
Guo Jia and Xun Yu were beaten, and they immediately did not dare to say anything, and looked at Jiang Siming aggrievedly..
“Is there any other way besides this? "Jiang Siming said, who is willing to contribute beauty?.
Guo Jiawei said: "If the lord does not agree, then he can only use force to force Liu Biao to commit the crime. But he is afraid that Cao Cao will take advantage of the situation and stir up trouble to encourage Liu Biao to fight against our army. Then it may be even more troublesome.".”
“Yes, yes." Xun Yu nodded in agreement..
Jiang Siming was speechless, this? ? ? It's because he's convinced me？
Jiang Siming thought about it for a moment, and finally looked at Guo Jiada and said: "Since you all agreed, then the truth will also be agreed.".”
Guo Jia was overjoyed when he heard this and just wanted to flatter Jiang Siming..
“But I can’t write letters to flirt with girls, so I’ll leave it to Feng Xiao and Wen Ruo. You two conspired to draft a love letter for me and send it to Mrs. Cai. Remember, you must deceive her heart and let her win. She promised to borrow food. If she couldn't do it, she would let me clean the military camp toilet for a month. The meeting was dismissed.！”
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he left without looking back, leaving Xun Yu and Guo Jia with their eyes wide open. Damn it, they were fooled.！
Xu Shu was completely enjoying the show. He patted the two of them on the shoulders happily and said, "It's really hard for you. I can't help you, so I'll leave first, hahahahaha."”
Xun Yu was bitterly annoyed: “If I had known better, I wouldn’t have said anything..”
Guo Jia rolled his eyes and said, "Stop complaining and quickly discuss with me how to write this love letter to impress Mrs. Cai..”
“I have never written anything before.”
“I haven't written anything before.”
The two looked at each other and stayed up until dawn.
The next day, the letter was sent to Jingzhou, and the love letter written by Guo Jia and Xun Yu was sent to Jingzhou..
Jiang Siming never expected that the writing of these two guys was quite disgusting, and all kinds of ancient intimate words were added to it..
What kind of pass does a dove have on Hezhizhou? What kind of phoenix seeks the phoenix?.
What's more exaggerated? I want to know you. My life will never fade away. Thunder in winter shakes the rain and snow in summer. There are no mountains and mausoleums. Heaven and earth are harmonious. I dare to be with you.’
All these words are written in.
Anyway, the two of them had the idea of never giving up until they achieved their goals, so they wrote all their love letters in their love letters, almost describing Jiang Siming as an idiot..
Jiang Siming didn't know this, because they didn't dare to show it to Jiang Siming after they finished writing, so they quickly had someone send them away..
So Comrade Lao Jiang didn’t know anything about it.
And this love letter was quickly delivered to Mrs. Cai, and its lethality to Mrs. Cai was unprecedented..
Jiang Siming could write such a disgusting love letter to her. After reading it, Mrs. Cai was so happy that she almost couldn't fly..
Immediately summoned Cai Mao and Kuai Yue to escort Jiang Siming with nearly one million stones of grain, as well as a lot of baggage, horse equipment, etc..
It can be said that Jiang Siming easily obtained so many supplies with just one love letter..
I guess if Cao Cao and Yuan Shao knew about this, they would have written 100,000 love letters to Mrs. Cai if they could use this trick..
Fortunately, they didn't know, otherwise they would have scolded Jiang Siming for being a pretty boy and jealous.
Jiang Siming was shocked when he received so many supplies. He didn't expect Mrs. Cai to be so generous..
“What did you write in the letter? Why is Mrs. Cai so generous?？”
Jiang Siming asked Guo Jia and Xun Yu curiously. The two quickly shook their heads and said it was nothing, just some normal greetings..
Jiang Siming didn't doubt that he was there, so he didn't bother to think about it..
He didn't know that he was unknowingly tricked by his two military advisors into a scumbag who cheated on women's feelings in ancient times.
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