Chapter 116 The humiliated VSG
Hulk wants to take Jiang Siming away and bring him to his teammates.
But just as the car started, Jiang Siming jumped out of the car again..
When he wanted to turn around and hit someone, Jiang Siming went up again..
Repeatedly, the audience was made to laugh.
Jiang Siming is playing tricks on the VSG players like a monkey. What's annoying is that Hulk can't do anything to them..
The other two team members were far away from him and kept shouting to bring Jiang Siming back, bring him back！
But Hulk feels miserable. He also wants to take him, but this guy is like a loach. As soon as he starts the car, he will jump out of the car. This is ridiculous..
He knew that Jiang Siming's teammates should be nearby and would come over soon. They should either leave or deal with Jiang Siming quickly..
In desperation, Hulk changed his mind and jumped out of the car to punch Jiang Siming, because with just one light punch, Jiang Siming would die..
He bet that Jiang Siming wouldn't be able to react and would jump out of the car subconsciously, in which case he would definitely die.！
The script is well written, but Jiang Siming, the 'actor', doesn't follow the script at all..
As soon as he jumped out of the car, Jiang Siming quickly switched seats and got to the main driver's seat..
Hulk was shocked and wanted to imitate Jiang Siming and get in the car.
But I don’t know what’s going on with Jiang Siming’s driving skills. He just twisted his butt a few times, but he couldn’t get into the car..
Finally, Jiang Siming drove out of his sight, turned around, and swooped towards him..
Hulk suddenly thought of a Chinese saying: Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don’t bully young people into poverty. I, Xiao Yan,.
Ahem, I went astray..
Hulk ran away, spiraling on the road, trying to avoid Jiang Siming's car..
But how could Jiang Siming, who possesses [Jedi Driving Skills], be deceived by his small position?.
He even performed a difficult operation, braking and flicking, and using the butt of the car to knock Hulk away..
Hulk fell to the ground with a cry. Jiang Siming didn't even think about running over him, and a piece of debris fell..
“Pick up [Machine Aiming Mastery] white fragment *1 (1/1), the number of fragments is full and can be used directly.”
After Jiang Siming picked it up, he walked away.
Even the official commentary on the scene couldn't help but laugh..
“Oh, although I sympathize with the VSG players, I still have to praise Bo Ming's handling. He was so calm and completely took the situation into his hands..”
“Yes, Hulk is still too impulsive. It would be better if he chooses to drive away, but maybe VSG hates Ming too much, haha.”
The commentators all laughed, not to mention the audience..
Since this scene came out, it has been made into a video by Chinese audiences.
Add a fun BGM to the mix, and the atmosphere of two mentally retarded people being treated like monkeys is instantly apparent..
“Hahahaha, oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.”
“Perfect crushing in IQ.”
“VSG, dazzled by hatred, started with two generals missing..”
“VSG captain: I’m your father! Have fun！”
“Hulk: Blame me？”
Jiang Siming, who came back with two head scores, was praised by Wei Shen and others, and he was so proud of Brother Jiang..
First aid kits and painkillers were all donated to Jiang Siming, and all guns and ammunition were also prepared..
Jiang Siming didn't even need to search. The 98k and scarl that had been prepared for him were placed under his feet..
The security zone is refreshed. This time it is not at the airport. Although it is a bit out of the way, the school is still in the circle for the time being..
The four of them still followed the previous idea and spread out to block the edge of the circle..
But this one is a bit awkward and I haven’t met anyone yet..
On the other hand, the results of battles have been coming from other places. This time, the North American giants have shown their power and kept killing people..
“Let's go, keep cutting circles." Wei Shen led the team, and the four of them got back on the road and headed for the latest safe zone..
When driving to a valley, Jiang Siming suddenly noticed the toilet above the valley from a distance, and a shadow flashed across it..
It was all thanks to the skill of [Fire Eyes and Golden Eyes] that Jiang Siming could catch this tiny flaw..
Someone is hiding in the toilet！
Although I don’t know how many there are, there must be someone there..
“Come with me, there are people in the toilet on the mountain. If they don't come out, we will do a trick." Jiang Siming smiled evilly..
When Wei Shen and the others heard this, they immediately turned around and followed them up the mountain..
Soon four cars came to the small toilet building on the mountainside. The people inside heard the sound of the four cars and were trembling with fear. They dared to come out..
At this time, Jiang Siming crashed his car directly at the door of the toilet, quickly jumped out of the car, picked up his gun, and started shooting at his car..
Wei Shen and the others also fired, and within two seconds, the car exploded..
The explosion blew open the toilet door, revealing two wretched figures inside..
“Hahahaha, who is this, so unlucky? "Wei Shen laughed loudly..
This routine was all thought up by Jiang Siming. It’s so funny..
“Let’s knock one down first and see.” Jiang Siming said, and immediately hit the people in the toilet, and one of them fell down immediately..
“Player [4am_ming] used the scarl assault rifle to knock down player [VSG_Star]】”
When I saw this person's ID, 4am was so happy. We were really enemies on a narrow road. The grudge that started at the beginning seems to be settled this time..
“Go to the back of the toilet, don't go against him, go to the back of the toilet to throw thunder, hehe." Wei Shen gave a mean smile..
All four people ran to the back of the toilet. There was only one door to the toilet, and the door was blocked by Jiang Siming's car, making it impossible for the other party to get out..
Jiang Siming threw the only Molotov cocktail in his arms into the gap behind the toilet, bang！
Suddenly, flames burst into flames in the toilet, and the temperature rose sharply..
The two VSG players were extremely furious inside and fired wildly, but they couldn't even touch 4am..
In the end, the two of them were roasted alive in the toilet and suffered all the humiliation..
“Aren't we being very friendly like this?" Xiao Xingjue is a bit humanitarian..
Jiang Siming chuckled and said: "You saw them treating our Chinese team 17 before, when they humiliated us with a frying pan, would they think the same thing as you?？”
“That's right, tit for tat, there's nothing to feel guilty about." Wei Shen agreed..
If someone from another country's team is in the toilet, they really won't treat them like this. They will treat them with respect and kill them with guns..
But since it’s a Korean team, I’m sorry. In the last game, the Korean team made various disgusting team formations, and everyone saw it..
Two people died in the toilet, which is a naked shame for VSG and the entire Korean team..
All three Korean teams were beaten by 4am, and VSG was the worst..
They all know how they will receive the baptism of anger from fans after returning to China, including Beethoven's repeated bombings..
“It seems that 4am is determined to enmity with the Korean team." The hook-nosed commentator said, this is an intolerable shame for any team..
The bearded man didn't take it seriously, but stood on 4am's side and said：
“The game is all about blood, not friendly back-and-forth. The Korean team also used a frying pan to humiliate Team 17 before. 4am is considered a back-and-forth, and I don’t think it’s too much..”
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