Chapter 1079 Transvestite Liu Bei
If Jiang Siming imprisoned him, wouldn't the Yanzhou and Qingzhou he had conquered so hard be given to Jiang Siming as a wedding dress?.
“Dear brother, I, Cao Cao, will not go back to Chang'an with you. There are still many bandits rampant in Qingzhou, and there is an urgent need for me to go back and take charge of the overall situation. I will send someone to collect the rewards and so on. I will see you later..”
This is the general meaning of the envelope that Cao Cao left for Jiang Siming. After leaving this letter, he ran away with his troops..
And Liu Bei was troubled. He couldn't find a reason to leave Jiang Siming for the time being. Besides, he really needed rewards to strengthen himself..
Without a reward, even if he ran away, he would still be a pauper..
He is not like Boss Cao, whose family has a big business.
After thinking for a long time, Liu Bei decided to follow Jiang Siming to Chang'an..
Before returning to Chang'an, Jiang Siming also made a trip to Lujiang, bringing all the big and small Qiaos and the Qiao family with him..
When the victorious army returned to Chang'an, the people of Chang'an rushed out and stood on both sides of the road to greet them..
Jiang Siming's prime minister's car drove into Chang'an City. For a time, the people of Chang'an were happy, even happier than during the New Year..
They know that the Prime Minister has won a great victory, and Chang'an is still impregnable. There is no need to worry that such good days will never come back..
It was also the first time for the three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang to come to Chang'an and see this extremely prosperous city and the happy and healthy faces of the people..
The hearts of the three brothers were shocked. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei admired Jiang Siming even more, because they knew that it was Jiang Siming's existence that made Chang'an what it is today..
But Liu Bei was more envious and greedy. He imagined that one day he could become such a person..
After returning to Chang'an, the first thing Jiang Siming did was to award a reward.
After all, after such a big victory, the three armies must be rewarded..
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty still obeyed Jiang Siming's words. He had completely become Jiang Siming's puppet, but no one knew it yet..
This time, almost everyone in the Xuanjia Army was awarded a reward. Wei Yan, Dian Wei, Zhang He and Gao Lan all became generals. Xun Yu and Guo Jia were also promoted to three ranks in a row and held important positions in the civil service..
Liu, Guan, and Zhang were also promoted to two ranks and became generals..
The awarding process was very cumbersome. Jiang Siming almost felt sleepy just listening to the eunuch chanting..
After the reward, Jiang Siming signaled Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty to retire from the court and return to his prime minister's house to accompany his wife..
And Chang'an once again became peaceful and prosperous.
As the days passed, Liu Guanzhang was honored to receive the award..
But for some reason, after becoming a general, Liu Bei began to disappear in the military camp every day..
Instead, he stayed in his tent all day without coming out, and often went to the market to buy things, and he would buy a big bag of them..
Still wrapped in black cloth, as if for fear of being seen.
At first, Guan Zhang didn't take it seriously, but as time went by, they felt it was strange..
Later, the two brothers sneaked into Liu Bei's tent one night and discovered a shocking scene..
I saw Liu Bei discarding his original armor and uniform in his tent, but he was walking around proudly in women's clothes..
Moreover, there is rouge lipstick on the face. That look is as disgusting as you want..
“how so? "Guan Yu looked at his elder brother in disbelief..
Zhang Fei was even more shocked and speechless..
“Why does the eldest brother wear women's clothes and put on rouge? No, I have to ask the eldest brother to find out.！”
Guan Yu quickly grabbed Zhang Fei and said in a low voice: "If you go like this, if the soldiers nearby come and see you, how will the elder brother meet people in the future? Let's go back first and talk to the elder brother tomorrow.".”
Zhang Fei could only do this after hearing this. The next day the two brothers went to Liu Bei and told him about it..
But Liu Bei denied it and refused to admit it at all..
Zhang Fei argued with him, but Liu Bei slapped him in the face, and they finally broke up..
Even Guan Yu began to feel that Liu Bei was a bit arrogant..
In the evening, they ran to Liu Bei's military camp again and saw Liu Bei again dressed in women's clothes..
The two brothers couldn't bear it anymore and questioned and arrested them on the spot..
Seeing that Liu Bei was discovered, he had to find an excuse and said that he was just curious and playing for fun..
Guan Zhang endured his nausea and made Liu Bei swear never to wear it again..
After all, in ancient times, it was a great shame for a man to wear women's clothes..
Not everyone is a super ninja turtle like Sima Yi.
When Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang were confronting each other, Zhuge Liang gave Sima Yi a set of women's clothes in order to provoke him into sending troops..
Who knew that instead of being angry, Sima Yi put on women's clothes, thanked Zhuge Liang for the gift in front of the army formation, and read a paragraph from Zhuge Liang's "Departure Statement"》.
Zhuge Liang was so angry that he vomited blood and accelerated his death..
It can be said that in the Three Kingdoms and even in ancient history, the number of men who dared to wear women's clothing can be counted on one's fingers..
Of course Guan and Zhang are not among them, and it is a shame to be associated with them..
But Liu Bei said he couldn't do it. He also said that this was his personal hobby and asked them not to interfere..
In this way, the first rift between the Guan and Zhang brothers and Liu Bei appeared..
All this is naturally the fault of Jiang Siming.
【The "Transvestite Curse" was used on Liu Bei, turning a normal man into a transvestite monster..
Although this move is a bit damaging, Jiang Siming said that there is nothing he can do. If you want to blame it, it’s the cross-dressing boss in the previous game. He gave it to him. Hehe.
Of course, these are not enough, and Guo Jiaxian's alienation plan must be used..
During this period, Gao Lan and Zhang He began to frequently get close to Liu Bei. The two of them praised Liu Bei in various ways, saying that Liu Bei was an able minister and a hero in troubled times..
I really hope to conquer the world with Liu Bei and so on..
Liu Bei was almost overjoyed when he praised him, and Gao Lan and Zhang He were quite powerful, although not as powerful as Guan Zhang..
But they are all rare warriors, so Liu Bei naturally wants to win over them..
After this back and forth, and Gao Lan and Zhang He's instigation, the more Liu Bei looked at Guan and Zhang, the less he liked it..
And Guan Zhang also felt more and more that Liu Bei was going too far..
The conflicts between the three brothers are getting bigger and bigger.
Jiang Siming watched the contradiction between the three people continue to intensify, but he felt more and more satisfied in his heart. This was the effect he wanted..
When the conflict reaches a certain level, it will break out. At that time, the once famous Taoyuan Three Brothers will become history and a joke..
After Yuan Shu was killed, the wars between other princes in other places not only did not subside, but intensified..
First, Lu Bu was greedy for Xuzhou and began to lead the Xiliang army to attack Xuzhou. Then Cao Cao began to attack Zhang Xiu. Yuan Shao fought fiercely in the north, and Sun Jian from Jiangdong also began to fight against Jingzhou..
The world has become one battlefield after another.
Although Jiang Siming's side is peaceful and peaceful, he knows that the war will spread sooner or later. It's just a matter of time..
After spending enough time in the Three Kingdoms in recent months, Jiang Siming left the dungeon..
The time is approaching, Christmas is coming.
Jiang Siming promised gifts to his wives, but they haven’t finished yet
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