Chapter 1033 I’m almost crying
“What's wrong with everyone? They didn’t even say anything. Wasn’t it exciting just now? Uncle Xian, Aunt Wang, didn’t you just say that you wanted to torture me and stay for a while? Hey hey hey, let's see how you torture me later, huh~”
Tuanzi proudly made a happy pig snoring sound.
Jiang Siming was not so aloof, and took the initiative to greet them: "Good evening everyone, I'm here to join the battle, don't you mind?？”
“Don’t mind, don’t mind! Warm welcome Warm welcome！”
Several people shook their heads, joking, I wish I could！
When Jiang Siming arrived, he was still divided into two groups. Jiang Siming took Daidai and Tuantuan and their best friends, Zhu Fangfang and Da Sima Xian and others in the other group..
The two teams quickly entered the custom game.
As soon as I got on the plane, there was only a small circle on the map, near the Y City restaurant..
Everyone jumped to City Y one after another to prepare for this battle’.
This is an entertainment mode. Everyone only has two close-range weapons in their landing bag. Whichever group has the highest score will win..
Jiang Siming landed as fast as possible, and met Da Sima who had just landed..
Jiang Siming took out a knife from his bag and aimed it with his right hand. There was an arc on the knife to make it easier for players to aim..
After spotting the location, Jiang Siming threw the knife..
Poof！
Only the sound of flesh being penetrated was heard, and the knife passed through the air！
It accurately flew into Da Sima's head..
“Player [4am_ming] used a machete to kill player [dasima] with a headshot666】”
“Wow! Why did I die when I hit the ground? Forget it, let him force him to force himself, I am proud of myself, I will go somewhere else." Da Sima wailed..
Jiang Siming wasn't finished yet. Another person, Xian Xian, flew down next to him..
Xian Moumou saw Jiang Siming fighting Da Sima, so he decisively attacked in an attempt to sneak attack.
Holding a crowbar, he pointed it at Jiang Siming's side face and threw it..
Jiang Siming had already discovered his sneakiness..
He took two steps lightly and easily dodged Xian Moumou's flying knife.’.
“If I go, can I hide here? "Xian Moumou sighed in his heart. This may be the difference between gods and their mortals..
I have never played against Jiang Siming. Emm, it seems that he is not qualified to match Jiang Siming at this level. I am heartbroken..
After dodging the attack, Jiang Siming turned around and took out a frying pan, and then flew towards Xian's head.！
This accuracy was at least Red Wolf level. It hit the center of the eyebrow, and Xian died on the spot..
“Oh hahahaha! Uncle Xian, let’s see if the helper I’m looking for is good or not? "Tuan Tuan laughed happily at the side..
Daidai also said with a smile: "Uncle Xian, look at my brother Ming beating you to death.".”
Xian Moumou felt bitter in his heart, but he didn't say it, and he didn't dare to say it. Woo hoo, the helpers these two guys found were too buggy..
“Auntie, help me snipe Mingshen together." Xian Moumou had no choice but to ask for help from his old teammate Wang Auntie..
If it were normal, Aunt Wang would definitely agree.
But today, Aunt Wang 'disobeyed'
“No, no, I don’t want to kill my boyfriend with you. I finally get to play a game with my boyfriend in my lifetime. I won’t even beat my boyfriend until I die. I can only help you hold him back. Tuantuan, you can figure it out yourself..”
Aunt Wang told the truth.
Uncle Xian just wants to say one thing: I am heartbroken..
Jiang Siming has thrown away all the two weapons in his backpack, but it's okay. The weapons can still be picked up after being thrown out at close range..
He stepped directly over Xian Moumou's body, picked up the pan just thrown out, and killed the last Zhu Fangfang again..
Zhu Fangfang felt as if she was facing a formidable enemy. While she was panicking and shouting at Mingshen to spare her life, she was constantly looking for opportunities to kill her with one strike..
How could Jiang Siming make him get what he wanted? He didn't even throw it away. When he touched him, a pan was placed against his head.！
clang！
Zhu Fangfang only felt the buzzing sound of melon seeds in her head, and then she fell limply to the ground..
“Wow! Mingshen, you've gone too far. You might as well shoot me in the head and kill me..”
Zhu Fangfang is crying.
Jiang Siming laughed and said: "This mode is quite interesting. Come back to life quickly. I don't have anyone to kill.".”
A bunch of dots flew over the heads of the three men..
Then in this ten-minute "friendly competition", Jiang Siming made the three men live in dire straits and an environment worse than death..
Friendship comes first and competition comes second. I'll just play with it. Don't be afraid that I'll let you offend. It's all bullshit.！
The three of them died 20 times each, but Jiang Siming never died once..
All their attacks were dodged, and the last three of them were so stunned that they almost cried..
Tuantuan and the others were very happy, laughing heartlessly..
“Tuanzi was stunned, we were wrong, we will never dare to bully you women again, please, let the boss let us go, I can't guarantee that I will vomit blood if we continue to play." Xian Moumou cried and begged for mercy. let go.
What are you doing here? The opponent is simply impossible for them to defeat. Even semi-professional masters like Zhu Fangfang were beaten into pig heads..
“Uncle Xian, let me ask you, if I fail miserably as a human being in the future, will you still laugh at me? " Tuantuan Road.
“If you can't do it, you can do whatever you say from now on. Human beings are completely defeated. This game is not difficult for Tuantuan at all. It's because someone like me, an immortal, is too weak to drag you down..”
“Uncle Xian, will you give me the good equipment you pick up while playing chicken? "Daidai asked..
“Give it, give it, if you want it from now on, I will give it to you even if I have only one revolver left on me.”
Xian Moumou replied that he was still being bullied by a little girl even though he was quite old. Oh my God, please open your eyes.~
There are also Da Sima and Zhu Fangfang. They both promised that they will definitely be happy when playing games together in the future..
You can't let it go. These two guys have such a good relationship with Mingshen. They can call Mingshen over at any time and beat them up..
“Okay, then I will ask Brother Xiao Ming to let you go temporarily. Brother Xiao Ming, what do you say? " Tuantuan said proudly.
Jiang Siming acted very cooperatively: "Hey~ I'm just a bodyguard who has feelings for someone..”
Hahaha.
Everyone laughed, Mingshen was really friendly, how could someone with such a high status play with little people like them?.
After chatting with them for a while, Jiang Siming completed his 'mission' and left their channel..
As soon as he left, Dadai and Tuantuan had no intention of continuing to play with Da Sima and the others..
It's rare for Jiang Siming to start playing games today, and he hasn't taken them with him for a long time. He must beg him to take them, and Aunt Wang is also accompanying him..
Facing three women begging for a hug, Jiang Siming readily agreed.
A four-person chicken-eating team was formed immediately and entered the game immediately！
“What a jelly, what a jelly, I actually got matched with my boyfriend. Oh my god, mom, give me a slap in the face to wake me up.~”
Aunt Wang’s funny voice and her amusing personality make people laugh. She is indeed a good partner of Uncle Xian and is praised by all the geniuses..
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