Chapter 382
Absolute Regression Episode 382
Episode 382 Soma's face is big.
People may not believe it if they hear it, but we really packed our pajamas and came back..
“Can we do this??”
“Of course not!”
“Now that I think about it, I have some work left to do at Hwangcheongak that I need to take care of urgently..”
Seo Dae-ryong came to his senses late and tried to escape from the midnight adventure, but I was not the one to let him go easily..
“When will we see this again? And think carefully. You told me to go, but are you serious? Why aren't these guys coming? When I play with them, I feel younger and I feel so happy..”
You would say so, right? Seo Dae-ryong took a step forward with some doubt. There was a reason why he was so afraid of his master and overexerted himself today..
“I never dreamed that I would be able to beat the Im Dok-yang line..”
Seo Dae-ryong was engulfed in heat. Gratitude and concern for Master, excitement at having defeated the Im Dok Yang line, and happiness at seeing me after a long time were all mixed together and made me excited. I feel like even if I have an accident today, I will hit it right..
When I returned to Hyeolcheondoma's residence, he was asleep. This time I really fell asleep. We stood at the window and watched him sleeping soundly in his bed, and then we quietly left..
‘Sleep well, old man..’
We walked through the Cheonma Shingyo temple together with Seo Dae-ryong..
“It's been a while. Walking like this with Lord Sogyo.”
“It's because our governor is busy..”
“Just show your face and say that..”
I laughed awkwardly, and Seo Dae-ryong laughed along with me..
“Time flies. Even though each day is difficult, when I turn around, a few days have passed, and before I know it, a month has passed. Is it always like this??”
After asking without thinking, Seo Dae-ryong shook his head..
“I am old, but I am asking Lord Sogyo how time passes by..”
I wanted to tell him. Your young years haven't even reached half the speed they should have yet. They say it's still only Samsung's speedboat. When time reaches its peak, it sweeps away all memories and runs away..
In that sense, let’s spend some valuable time?
“Shall we go to the evil soma??”
Seo Dae-ryong let out a scream, saying, ‘Oh my gosh.’.
“Just say you hate me. Instead, beat it up by rubbing it together.!”
“Is Soma that scary??”
“Then I'm not scared?”
“We've been together before.”
It happened when I was dealing with Yayulhan's subordinates..
When he and the Poison King were carrying out an operation, Seo Dae-ryong had a brief relationship with Extreme Soma. I personally bought side dishes and cooking ingredients from the street and cooked a meal for Extreme Soma..
“We became friends back then.?”
“It's okay to become friends. We couldn't even make eye contact! When will Lord Sogyo come, when will he come? How frustrating it was.”
“If you talk to him, you will find out that he is a good person. If you were that scary, why would I like you so much??”
I felt Seo Dae-ryong's heart shake slightly..
“Imagine thinking about today in about ten years. Ah, how much fun it would have been to go to the Extremely Evil Demon with the Sogyoju back then. Why was I so hesitant and scared back then??”
After finishing speaking, I turned around and saw that Seo Dae-ryong had already run away. After mastering the Im Dok Yang vein, he ran faster than before..
Yes, if it were that easy, how could it be so cruel??
“Please move the bed!”
Seo Dae-ryong stopped in the distance..
“A bed? What kind of bed??”
“I don't know because you haven't been there, but there is nothing in Soma's residence. If you want to sleep there, you have to bring your own bed..”
Seo Dae-ryong blinked his eyes..
“That's why he takes his bed to the wicked song.?”
“You can't just come here at night and ask them to give up their bed, right? However, you can't sleep on the bare floor. I want to sleep comfortably in my bed.”
“But really, take a bed.?”
really took it.
I took the bed from my residence with Seo Dae-ryong. I take the front and Seo Dae-ryong holds the back..
The demons standing guard looked at us in surprise. There were clean, well-folded bedding and even pajamas on the bed, which attracted even more attention..
“You can move this by yourself.?
“It's heavy.”
“It's heavy. Someone who can move things by floating them in the air. I'll just pick it up and move it..”
“You can't ask a netherfoot to do something like that..”
“This is even more embarrassing! Anyway, I'll just move it and go right away. I made it clear! You can't say anything else later..”
When he arrived at the entrance to Akingok, Seo Dae-ryong remembered something from before..
“Do you remember? When Lord Sogyo first came to see Master Soma Extremely Evil, I was waiting here..”
“I remember. If anything goes wrong, I even brought a knife to jump in to save me..”
“I used to do that, but now I'm going into Soma's residence..”
“I brought a knife?”
“Please don't make jokes like that. Even if you don’t, my heart feels like it’s going to explode right now..”
Seo Dae-ryong took several deep breaths to calm his trembling heart..
“Don't be nervous. You too will become a mazon.?”
“When you say that, I get even more nervous! The fact that I am becoming a Mazon is still the most surprising and thrilling thing in the world. I still have nightmares sometimes. I have a dream of living as an investigator at Hwangcheongak, who was infinitely depressed and full of dissatisfaction with the school. I had a dream that when I first went in to meet Lord Sogyo, there was another person sitting in front of me..”
“It might have changed though.”
“yes?”
“Your fate didn't change because of me, you changed it yourself..”
Seo Dae-ryong didn't say anything as to what he was thinking..
Finally, we entered the evil song..
Not only the masked people guarding the entrance, but also the masked people passing by looked at me with strange eyes..
―Everyone is looking at us strangely. That yellow striped mask just laughed.
―Should I get rid of it??
―The number of people who need to be eliminated continues to increase..
That's how we arrived at the abode of Extreme Soma..
* * *
“Soma, I came to take care of you today.!”
As he watched the cheerful sword dance, the two eyes of the evil soma were smiling through the gaping hole in the white mask..
Who in the world would come to him and say he wanted to spend one night with him? Who would come to bed with pajamas on the bed??
“Are you kicked out of the house??”
“I had a big accident recently and am almost on the verge of being kicked out..”
“Sogyoju is welcome at any time..”
“If that happens, Soma will be kicked out too.?”
Extreme Soma laughed out loud. It was the most evil Soma's laughter I've heard in a long time..
“The mask has changed..”
“also! You recognize me..”
It seems that after Cheongmyeon left, a new mask maker emerged..
“Are masks more comfortable??”
“Please tell Cheongmyeon. It's much more comfortable than what you made.”
“I will definitely tell you.”
That would be conveying to Cheongmyeon the longing of the evil Soma..
This time, Seo Dae-ryong bowed politely..
“Long time no see.”
Seo Dae-ryong was inwardly surprised. I heard there was nothing, but I didn't know there would be literally nothing. There really wasn't a speck of dust. Ah, there was something that caught my eye. A long line drawn on the wall caught my eye. horizontal and vertical lines. Why was that left in this neat room??
“Your eyes have gotten better.”
As Extreme Evil Soma spoke these words with extremely cold eyes, Seo Dae-ryong was confused..
‘It's a compliment, right? This is a compliment, right??’
Soma was so scary that it sounded like he was saying, 'You have nice eyes, let's get together.'.
“Recently, Master gave me some great teachings. Thanks to that.”
Extreme Soma just nodded once without saying a word..
Geommugeuk asked Extreme Soma..
“Where should I put the bed??”
“Whatever is convenient for you.”
“Then I'll leave it here..”
A bed was placed against one wall. It was the first time furniture was placed in the empty room of Extreme Soma..
Why did you bring a bed? It was with the hope that Extreme Soma would now sleep in his bed..
The white walls were related to the martial arts technique he had learned, but there was another reason why he sat down to sleep..
Before returning, Extreme Evil Soma wanted to be friends with him. There was something he once said.
―Isn't it possible for a person named extreme evil to sleep peacefully? It's the least and only conscience I have.
At the time, I thought it was just bravado because he wanted to get close to me. I thought there must have been a separate fancy sleeping room..
After returning and establishing a new relationship with Extreme Soma, I was able to see that his words were sincere..
I couldn't tell you at the time. No, even if I knew it was sincere, I wouldn't have done it. Because I didn't open my heart to anyone at the time..
Now it's time to tell him.
‘Sleep well now..’
Because he's living a different life. I will live a different life in the future.
Therefore, today's bed was the first step to further develop the relationship with Extreme Soma..
“Can you lend me this wall? I think it would be annoying to move it every time..”
Extreme Soma looked at Sword Dance for a moment. He nodded willingly at this sudden request..
“That's right.”
“thank you Next time I come, I will bring a table next to the bed. I also have a small closet here to store a change of clothes. This wall is mine now.”
Seo Dae-ryong watched the scene in astonishment..
‘Are you moving your house at all? Let's go here to Mr. Extreme Demon's room.?’
Originally, I was going to say goodbye and go, but I got curious about why the sword dance was like this..
Seo Dae-ryong said to Extreme Soma.
“If you believe this is tyranny by Lord Xiao, please report it to Hwangcheon Pavilion. We will investigate immediately.”
It was Seo Dae-ryong's once-in-a-lifetime conversion joke..
Knowing how much courage he must have mustered, Geommugeuk held back his laughter and looked on with a straight face..
Extreme Soma stared at him in silence, not knowing what to do with it..
‘What did I just say? Are you kidding Extreme Soma? Seo Dae-ryong, you are crazy.?’
The sound of Seodaeryong flew into Geommugeuk..
―Please save me! please fix it!
Of course, it was a sword dance that couldn't help this interesting situation..
―It seems that his guts have grown as his Im Dok-yang vein has become more prevalent. Who will be appointed as the next Hwangcheongakju??
When Seo Dae-ryong's embarrassment reached its peak, Geukak Soma spoke..
“It'll be okay. All the furniture will be painted white..”
Seo Dae-ryong smiled and said in response to the calm answer..
“I think white would look good in this room.”
The moment when you rush to say goodbye with those words.
Extreme Soma approached Seo Dae-ryong..
‘Why are you coming? Couldn't you forgive that joke in the end??’
Extreme Soma stood next to Seo Dae-ryong, who was flinching..
“Considering the furniture arrangement, I think it would be better to place the closet this way..”
“Is that so??”
Even though the evil Soma was just standing next to him, Seo Dae-ryong was out of breath..
‘How could Master Su become so close to such a scary person??’
Looking at the relationship between Sogyoju and the Magons, it is not only admirable, but even awe-inspiring..
Seo Dae-ryong slowly took a step to the side. Part of me wanted to go to the other side, but I didn't dare..
‘It's crazy, why did I come here?.’
I must confess, half of it was curiosity. What is the abode of Extreme Soma like? What filled the other half was bravado and bravado..
Now that you've beaten Hwangcheonju and Imdo-yangmaek, you can come and visit at least once.?
What happens? Why are you entering hell on your own feet?!
That time when I was looking for a chance to say goodbye.
Extreme Soma glanced at Seo Dae-ryong. It definitely looked like the two eyes in the eye sockets were smiling, but that was really scary..
Anyway, when our eyes met, it was an opportunity..
‘I'll just go now!’
Just when I was about to say this, Extreme Soma spoke first..
“I was in a lot of trouble back then..”
“yes?”
Have you already forgotten? At the look in Seo Dae-ryong’s eyes, his mind went blank and he was speechless..
“I'm saying you had a hard time feeding me, who has a short mouth..”
This happened a while ago when I was cooking a meal. I was talking about the moment when I was caught making a joke about how short of a mouth I was when I wasn't there, and I got scolded that time too. Did you remember that again??
“No, it was something I should have done..”
He even smiled and was about to say goodbye, but this time he started telling me what happened after Geommugeuk was kicked out of school..
“I don't know where to begin with this..”
Previously, he spoke while sitting on Hyeolcheon Doma's bed, but now he spoke while sitting on the bed he brought with him..
How did he kill the person who infiltrated the Sado Alliance, how did he invite the Sado Alliance, and how did he even invite the Murim Lord?.
There were some things Seo Dae-ryong had heard before, and there were also some details he hadn't heard about heating the medicine. As I listened, I found it so interesting that I forgot about the thought of having to go and fell in love with the story of the sword dance..
When there was a moment of leisure during the conversation, Seo Dae-ryong sent a telegram and asked:.
―But why are you telling me so much detail??
I asked because I thought there was a reason, and there really was a reason..
―That way, if a situation arises later, you will be able to deal with it on your own. Information is power.
I didn't tell you in detail because I wanted to chat with both the Blood Heavenly Demon and the Extreme Evil Demon. I was telling you all this in preparation for something that might happen in the future..
Anyway, I listened to the story well. I've heard it twice now and I'll never hear it again..
“I am…….”
Just when I was about to say that I would leave, this time, Extreme Soma brought up a story about martial arts first..
After the story was over, Geommugeuk asked how Cheonhwaruju was doing..
The story of Yeo-jeong, a woman who loves the extremely evil Soma, expanding her Giru business in the central region was so interesting that I was afraid they would say, ‘You’re gone.’.
Then we talked about the situation in Murim..
This was my first time learning about Seo Dae-ryong. It turns out that Extreme Soma is a person who has more extensive knowledge in each field than expected and enjoys conversation..
In the end, when the story about the evil song mask came out again, Seo Dae-ryong couldn't bear it. Aren't you accustomed to the jokes of sword dance? My head and heart could hold it in, but my mouth couldn't..
“I also have a smaller head and smaller face than I look, so the mask suits me well..”
Extreme Soma stared blankly. The sword dance next to me made a surprised expression for no reason, creating an atmosphere of fear..
“No, that doesn't mean Soma's face is big..”
That's not it! Geommugeuk looked even more surprised..
Extreme Soma suddenly got up from his seat and approached Seo Dae-ryong..
‘I should have gone earlier.’
Seo Dae-ryong closed his eyes tightly..
The extremely evil Soma went out past Seo Dae-ryong and came back in shortly after..
There was a white mask in his hand. It was a brand new mask made this time..
“Try it.”
Seo Dae-ryong’s heart was beating like crazy..
If the mask doesn't fit, I'll rip off all the parts that come out of the mask with my hands! Is this it??
Fortunately, the mask fit. It was a little tight, but I forced myself to pretend it fit..
“It's perfect!”
“It's a gift.”
“thank you.”
Seo Dae-ryong was dumbfounded. I really didn't expect that Extreme Soma would give me a mask as a gift..
After listening to their conversation until dawn, Seo Dae-ryong fell asleep..
I wondered if I would ever sleep in the room of a very evil soma. He sat on the floor, leaned his back on the bed, and fell asleep..
When I woke up, Geomugeuk and Geukak Soma were standing side by side by the window, looking at the faintly dawning dawn..
We didn't even have a full-tone conversation. They just stood together in silence.
Rather than the image of the two people having a conversation earlier, the back of the two people standing silently looking in one direction remained as if imprinted in Seo Dae-ryong's mind..
At that time, Extreme Soma looked back..
Surprised, Seo Dae-ryong closed his eyes and pretended to sleep..
‘I have to go. Please I have to go.’
After pretending to be asleep, Seo Dae-ryong really fell asleep..
When I opened my eyes, the sun was high in the sky.
In front of me, the evil Soma was looking down at me. I was so shocked that I almost screamed. When I desperately held back my yelling and looked around, the sword dance had already gone..
Yeah, that guy is the devil..
A devil who would leave himself in hell just for fun. Yes, who would have dragged you into this white hell in the first place??
Extreme Soma asked bluntly:.
“When are you going to go??”
Seo Dae-ryong held the mask he received as a gift in his hand and finally said what he had wanted to say all night..
“I'll just go now.”
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