435.Later they will say that Transia is rich in well-trained quacks - Gagen【2/25】
435.In the future they will say that Transia is rich in well-trained quacks - Additional update [2/25] (page 2/2)
Afeng rubbed his face and said:
“This work started a week ago. These people are all veterans or local medical families. Maxim summoned them to integrate them into medical soldiers under the Cadman People's Army..
Mr. Murphy gave me the teaching task. Among the current players, I am the only one with a genuine medical doctor's certificate. I must teach at least 100 qualified medical soldiers before the war begins..
But to be honest, this job is not difficult..
Their local people have their own set of medical theories and treatment techniques. The effect of rejuvenation exerted by spiritual energy is far stronger than the natural healing we use medicine to promote. Therefore, the key to teaching military doctors is to teach them how to deal with critical injuries and ensure that they can be rescued. Give the wounded his last breath.
In this way, as long as there are enough priests, they can survive.
But this life is actually quite abnormal..”
“ah?”
Lao Yang asked again:
“Detailed description of perversion.”
“Mainly due to the teaching requirements of Lord Murphy. He requires these medical soldiers to be proficient in amputation techniques..”
The pants-removing demon rubbed his sore eyebrows and said:
“I heard that local engineering masters signed a strange 'disability insurance' with the People's Army. They promised to use strange engineering prostheses to replace the injured torsos and limbs of the wounded soldiers to ensure that they can use them. Return to the battlefield as quickly as possible.
After the wounded are injured multiple times and can no longer receive first aid and prosthetic replacement, the Blood Vulture Clan will take action to transform those wounded who have proven their loyalty into vampires, thereby granting them eternal life as a reward for their loyalty..
I have to say, in every sense of the word, this thing is so explosive..
On our side, everyone, including the clerk who drafted this agreement, would be court-martialed for crimes against humanity.!
It took me a long time to convince myself to agree to teach. I can only say that people have their own national conditions here..”
Hearing these words, Brother Cat and Lao Yang looked at each other..
They can be sure that this is definitely not a job that NPCs can do. Even if vampires are inherently evil, these Midnight Familia also have unfathomable bottom lines..
Thinking back to the fact that the only player among the current players who took the initiative to get himself an engineering prosthetic and was very proud of it, the drafter of this military medical code may be the mysterious Brother Loyalty himself..
“Real punishment”
Brother Cat rubbed his eyes and said:
“It’s too much punishment in every sense. Okay, you go to class, Afeng. We’ll come back to see you in a few days. If you’re lucky, you can bring back the Ghost Grimoire next time you come back. You will be free.”
“No need to push yourself so hard.”
Afeng persuaded:
“I'm very satisfied as I am now. You and Dad should have fun. I mean, you can do whatever you want here. You don't have to delay your own business for me..”
“shit!”
Brother Cat curled his lips and said:
“You are my brother. If I don’t take care of you, who will take care of you? After I cure you, I can travel around the world with confidence and boldness..”
After saying that, Lao Yang and Brother Cat said goodbye to Afeng..
They left the deceased's hut and went to find the psychic master to open the door. Afeng himself watched his relatives leave, slowly finished the set of health-preserving boxing, and then returned to the place where he "taught".
His first batch of apprentices, about 30 people, are already ready to start classes..
Everyone wore butcher-style aprons and gloves, as well as masks and hair masks to protect their mouths and noses. After seeing the pants-removing demon come in, these guys all saluted him..
But Afeng waved his hand, indicating that there was no need to be so polite..
Three operating tables have been fixed in this large area, and on each operating table lies a deeply anesthetized jackal..
“These three gnoll prisoners accidentally encountered an accident while building roads yesterday. Each of them had injuries to their limbs and internal organs. If there were priests, they could survive or even recover, but in the real world Not everyone is lucky enough to have a priest by his side in times of danger..
And this is the meaning of our existence as doctors!
We may not have the miraculous healing skills of priests, but we can use our skills and knowledge to save the lives of those poor people who cannot be saved by priests..
We will use real cases to prove to the entire continent that not only priests are qualified to fight death, but we doctors can also efficiently save lives and heal the wounded..
Lord Bella believes that you have learned enough at the theoretical level, so it is time to start practicing..”
Afeng unfolded his medical equipment and picked up a bone saw that shone with a cold light and made people's scalp numb. He put on his mask and said to the "students" who were in commotion in front of him.:
“So, today we have a practical lesson! I will demonstrate to you the techniques of amputation, rapid hemostasis and first aid. I will preside over the operation of Experimental Subject No. 1 while you watch..
But whether No. 2 and No. 3 can survive today depends on how well you have studied in the past period of time..
Are you ready??
My dear students, my advice to you is to take a deep breath, hold it in and don’t spit it out, and if you want to go to the toilet, go now..”
Afeng's students are all natives of Transia, and the biggest characteristic of the locals is that they are tough-talking..
No one would admit that they are a coward in public, so in the face of the kind reminder from the magician who took off his pants, the man number 30 in front of him remained unmoved..
This made Afeng grin a strange smile. The recruits' balls in front of him reminded him of himself when he took an anatomy class for the first time..
Ah, I was so tough-talking back then..
However, the general teacher will always severely punish every medical student who speaks harshly..
So when Afeng skillfully used a scalpel to open the injured jackal's abdomen, and the blood gushed out to expose the internal organs, he killed two young people on the spot..
When A Feng was amazed and took out the large and small intestines of the jackal, which were different from humans, four more people couldn't bear it and covered their mouths and rushed out..
When Instructor Afeng cut off the damaged organs without changing his expression and threw the thing on the plate, several veterans who had fought in the war felt a little weak in the legs..
To be honest, Afeng was very surprised by their performance..
Looking at those people who were still standing after this step, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Transia was worthy of being a country full of martial arts. Anyone who could survive the ten years of war had two brushes. If it were placed on my side, a room full of students would probably cry..
“Done!”
Ten minutes later, Afeng completed the operation on Jackal No. 1. Half of the stomach and half of the liver were cut off. This unlucky man would definitely be dead if he were a human, but the wildness of Jackal No. Life allows their internal organs to achieve a certain degree of self-healing after cultivation..
Seeing A Feng put down his tools, some of the green-faced medical soldiers below raised their hands tremblingly and said:
“Tutor, doesn’t this require sutures? Its intestines are still outside.”
“Oh, wait until it retracts on its own. The intestinal peristalsis will return it to its original shape. At that time, we can sew it up! The human body is such a magical thing.
Come, come, come and admire the unique shape of the Gnoll's liver. It is popular over there to use certain organs of beasts to make wine, and we don't know what the wine brewed from the Gnoll's liver tastes like.?
Don't tell me, this thing is quite fat. Why don't you find a chef to cook it??
Sprinkle some chili and pepper, I think it will taste good.”
“tutor! Please stop talking about such horrible topics..”
“yue~”
Seeing the students who finally dispersed in front of him and couldn't bear it anymore, Afeng put down the jackal liver in his hand, holding his stomach and laughing in the empty classroom..
He laughed until tears came out.
Yes!
That's how it should be. If you don't scare a few people into fainting in an anatomy class, it proves that the class was very unsuccessful. Judging from the results in front of you, I really have the potential to become an excellent instructor..
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