331.The Adventures of Happy Stick: The time has come to fall into dreams - more updates【7/15】
331.The Adventures of Happy Stick: The Time to Fall into Dreams Has Come - Additional Update [7/15] (Page 1/2)
（Additional updates for "Chen Wenjun 2" brothers【2/5】）
“Damn it! Why did I hang up? Why did it come without any warning?！”
In the bedroom of Happy Bang's house, Brother Bang, who was leaning on the bed in an undershirt and beach shorts, took off his gaming helmet with a confused look on his face. Just now, his game connection was disconnected, and he came without any warning. He'll be full of doubts now.
The helmet shows that because his character completed the "First Embrace" and his offspring was too seriously injured, all his life force was transferred to the offspring, and he died naturally after his vitality reached zero..
Logically speaking, this is impossible. After all, Happy Stick is the one who dominates the first embrace. How can it be "sucked dry" by the offspring?？
But the problem is Baozi, gaming helmets don’t lie..
He is currently unable to log into the game, and the 72-hour countdown to death and resurrection has begun, so it is clear what happened. This idiot just watched a CG cutscene when he was first embraced by Murphy, and did not really understand the "first embrace" "principle.
In fact, it’s not just the Happy Stick. Current young players don’t quite understand the inner logic of this very sacred ritual for vampires..
To put it simply, there are "strengths and weaknesses" in this thing. Murphy's strength is much stronger than that of small players, so naturally they will not be counterattacked. However, the strength comparison between Bangge and Melia Korando is exactly the opposite. Despite his initial support, he is undoubtedly on the weaker side.
“Fuck, I just said that this function must not be finished yet! This damn thing is definitely a half-finished product! The result was released, ah, the damn development team is really harmful! I didn't have to die.”
Happy Stick was so depressed that he threw his helmet on the bed and ran to the balcony to light a cigarette..
It would be midnight in the game, but in reality it was early morning. Looking down from the balcony on the 27th floor of Brother Bang's house, the entire city was at its busiest time of the day. The scene of busy traffic was mind-boggling. Feeling.
“Go have a meal first, and then report this vicious bug on the forum！”
Brother Bang put out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, returned to the house, took a shower, put on loose clothes, strolled out to have breakfast, and called Mew Meow to complain a few times..
After hearing that Brother Bang also died due to strange reasons, Brother Meow Meow suddenly lost 99% of his anger. Of course, the feeling of being unlucky by yourself is different from that of two people. In this regard, Brother Meow Meow He did not hide his gloating in front of Happy Stick, which made Brother Bang so angry that he itched his teeth..
But I soon looked away.
This is not the first time they have failed. Any good or bad experience will become boring once it happens too many times..
The two brothers comforted each other and made an appointment to go fishing together in two days. The cities they were in were not far apart, and there happened to be a lake area in the middle. Anyway, it took three days for the resurrection to be considered as old brothers communicating offline..
“Alas, do you think it's possible that the two of us mistakenly entered an undeveloped high-level area or a specific scene?？”
On the phone, Brother Mingmiao proposed a new possibility.
He said to Brother Bang in a long voice：
“Whether it's the evil subspace thing I've come into contact with that kills instantly upon contact, or the 'first embrace' request you've encountered, in theory, this should all be game content that hasn't been released yet, and we shouldn't be exposed to it at this stage. of.
It's possible that the development team was running programs in that specific area for testing, and we accidentally entered it, which led to our accidental deaths..”
“Huh? What you said is interesting.”
He was sipping the Happy Bar of rice-treasure porridge and was stunned for a moment. Then he thought along this line of thinking and said：
“In other words, the maze technique we encountered on the way was actually a different form of 'air wall'? I just said, how could a high-level maze technique suddenly appear in that large open space?.
Maybe this is what the development team did to test the area boundaries.’？”
“Well, that makes sense！”
Brother Miao Miao also feels that his guess is very close to the truth..
he said：
“And you said you found clues about the Holy Blade of the Old Religion, but you also gave you a complete set of seven pieces of information. How could the development team of Chicken Thief be so generous? The reward for this kind of treasure hunt is a finely crafted commander-level sacred blade of faith. It’s generous to give at most one quest chain at a time.？
If they really have similar design resources, they can't squander it like this..
So I think the two of us must have gone 'outside the map boundary', mistakenly entered someone else's testing area, and brought something out with us..
Damn it, if you say that, aren't we stuck in a bug?？
Do you think the information that has been obtained will be withdrawn, causing the Holy Blade treasure hunt mission chain that has been started to be abandoned?？”
“Uh, probably not.”
Brother Bang was a little hesitant. He thought for a few seconds and said：
“This is not our fault. If they really circled the area for testing, then the air wall should be tighter. As a result, the crap thing was scattered by the two of us. This is obviously the development team. It's a mistake.
In this way, I will go to the forum and ask Brother Fa later..
However, according to the previous practice of the development team, the information we obtained will not be taken back, and they will not cover up their mistakes. Do you still remember that when Brother Nitou and Shovel triggered the hidden mission of rescuing people, after they finished The development team didn't design corresponding rewards, so they asked Lumina about on-site customization of rewards.？
To be honest, they are very open-minded about this aspect..”
“That's what it says”
The cautious Brother Mingmiao was still a little worried, he said：
“Let me report this situation first. You should eat first and rest for a while. I will call you when there is news. By the way, have you confirmed that your first love was successful before you went offline? You now have an heir of your own？”
“Hey, it probably worked..”
Happy Stick put the last mouthful of porridge into his mouth. He touched his belly with satisfaction and wiped his mouth. He happily paid the bill. On the way back to the community in a swaggering way, he said to the curious Meow Meow.：
“There was no triggering prompt for that mission. I don’t know if the mission was completed, but before I hung up, I could clearly feel that there was something extra in the character interface, but I was kicked offline before I could take a few more glances..
Tell me, if this is indeed a BUG, will the development team take back the subplot "My Descendants"?？
These two sisters are not ordinary people..
Those are the two daughters of Korando, the leader of the Gray Claws who died in our hands before. They have a great background..”
“Therefore, he is the enemy who killed his father？”
Miao Miao's tone became strange, he said：
“I don't understand the perverted ways of you vampires, but I always feel that if they are really like this, you should take it easy, be careful of someone wiping your neck in the middle of the night..”
“Hey, I'm afraid, I only have one life in three days, okay?！”
Brother Bang laughed and chatted with Ming Miao for a few more words before hanging up the phone. When he got home, he planned to take a nap..
During this period of time, he has been playing games in black and white. Although the powerful function of the game helmet prevents him from losing his perception of night and day, the rhythm of life in the virtual world for a long time still makes Bang Ge feel a little uncomfortable after returning to reality. adapt.
Just like jet lag when flying to a distant place, Brother Bang feels that he also needs to adjust his perception of the real world through a short but satisfying sleep..
After pouring himself a cup of yogurt, he sat on the sofa and turned on the TV to watch sports. However, within a few minutes of watching, he leaned his head on the sofa and purred..
Slept very soundly.
But the problem is that I started dreaming as soon as I fell asleep, and the dreams were very bizarre..
Happy Stick felt like he had time-traveled into a woman's body, vaguely like he was watching a black-and-white mime that belonged to other people's lives from a first-person perspective..
From his perspective, he saw that "he" was born into a medieval "godfather family"”.
Her father is an underground gangster in a prosperous small town, and he is busy fighting with his peers all day long to grab territory. However, her mother is not with her father out of love. It is just an "extra gain" from a robbery that her father committed in his early years.”.
But honestly speaking, although my father didn't have much affection for his mother, he did fulfill his duties as a husband and father..
Although the family often needs to move back and forth to avoid enemies, riding a horse-drawn carriage on country roads in the uneasy night,.
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