1070.Brother Cat Passes Three Levels·Marriage Teachings from Seniors (Physics）
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“The variant of Mo Dao is also called Formation-breaking Dao, and in some places it is called Pu Dao. They are actually the same thing. Ordinary warriors do not practice this because it is too lethal. Once thrown, it will either kill or injure. Only those who go into battle to kill the enemy can do it. practice.
It cannot be used without bravery. Unfortunately, there are very few sword manuals handed down now. Most of them are dog-tailed sables..”
“Ouch？”
Chen Yu turned around and saw a middle-aged man in a suit standing behind him, wearing photochromic lenses to protect his eyes, a short and capable beard, and holding a briefcase in his hand. He looked like an ordinary office worker. clan.
But the simple-looking watch on the latter's wrist betrayed him.
As a reserve member of the rich wife, although Chen Yu didn't play with this thing, she had a very bright eye. She could tell at a glance that this thing didn't have seven digits and couldn't be taken off. Moreover, just that glance made Chen Yu a little embarrassed and muttered, what's wrong with this uncle's face? They all look a bit familiar.
Before she could take a closer look, there were bursts of exclamations from the crowd..
She turned back and raised her binoculars to look out, and saw Brother Cat wearing a loose blue suit on the stage holding a formation-breaking knife and beating back the Niu Niu holding a spear..
Chen Yu is not a fighting madman in the game, but after all, she has fought the entire Black Disaster and has her own understanding of fighting style..
At the moment, Cat Brother is like a tiger descending from the mountain, while Niu Niu on the opposite side tries his best to resist, but is still overwhelmed by the slashing blades one after another, making it difficult to dodge. The two of them are as different as clouds and mud in terms of momentum..
“Hey, Xiaochuan is in trouble. It’s boring..”
The uncle next to him commented again, making Chen Yu look at him more suspiciously..
At this time, Brother Cat, who was holding a knife forward on the stage, also felt that the cow in front of him was obviously not trying his best. He opened the knife and said：
“You're so obviously letting off steam, be careful your sister beats you up.”
“Just give it a beating. You can't escape from that beating anyway..”
Niu Niu grinned and said between the two.：
“When I call you 'brother-in-law' today and I give you a few more beatings, I will treat it as if it was my sister's fault. Please bear with me when we get along in the future. I don't know when she will annoy you, but it is only a matter of time. She hit me today. You can’t do anything to my sister anymore.！
No matter how angry you are.”
“It's okay if I don't get beaten by her, you idiot.”
Brother Cat was so angry that he laughed.
But Niu Niu was right. He couldn't take advantage of the situation and pushed Niu Niu to a desperate situation. After a few more moves, Niu Niu was knocked down and defeated with a spear..
The cheers from the audience below did not stop.
There are still a few people who can really see through the trick. Most of them think that this fight is very exciting, especially when Brother Cat holds the knife and chops with the momentum, it really looks like he wants to split the cow open, which makes the giant shark in the crowd I couldn't help but shrink my head..
he complained：
“There is no justice, how can I fight this? They are desperate enough in the game, but if they really had to fight in reality, they probably wouldn’t be able to withstand even ten moves..”
“Aren't you talking nonsense?？”
Brother Meow Meow next to him waved his flag, cheered and complained.：
“I heard that Brother Cat's grandfather fought against Frenchmen at Zhennanguan. His grandmother and Master Qin were still comrades in arms. They are descendants of serious generals. Isn't it normal that they can't beat them? But I always feel that Niu Niu’s failure is a bit deliberate. Isn’t this guy going to let loose?？”
Niu Niu returned to the rear with a wooden gun. Sister Shiliu pretended to hit her, which made Niu Niu shrink back..
But in the end, the slap didn't fall. I guess Sister Pomegranate also noticed my brother's thoughts, but Brother Cat on the stage barely had time to rest. When he saw Teacher Li coming forward with an eyebrow-leveling stick, he obviously became more vigilant. , took a drink of water and came forward to greet him..
“If you want to fight me again later, I won’t fight with you anymore..”
Teacher Li said with a smile：
“Only ten moves, Xiaomu, but I won’t give in..”
“bring it on.”
Brother Cat stepped forward to attack, but as soon as he swung his knife, he was almost knocked down by Teacher Li with a flat blow, which almost knocked the weapon away. His thoughts of charging forward alone were instantly blocked..
The pressure was immediately put in place, causing Brother Mao to retreat. Teacher Li stepped forward with a stick and struck three times in a row before shaking out the stick flowers. The situation instantly became a replica of what Brother Mao and Niu Niu had just done. This time, even those who do not understand martial arts The audience is aware of the danger.
There was also less cheering from the audience, especially the audience in the front row who held their breath..
“Why did the fight last so long?？”
A greedy party member in the crowd who came to join in the fun was watching the fun with his happily baby daughter, and he complained in a low voice：
“Didn’t I agree that there are only ten moves?？”
“Brother, ten moves doesn't mean ten moves. One move after another is a complete round. It's said to be ten moves, but it actually takes longer than you think..”
The Meow Shark next to him handed the little girl a lollipop and explained something to the old man..
In the stands at the back, Chen Yu couldn't help but scream when he saw Brother Cat being in danger again and again. Lao Huo and Brother Xiao Fu were also fascinated by it. A few minutes later, Brother Cat was hit in the left leg with a stick. It caused Chen Yu to scream.
Hiss, it hurts just looking at it.
“Don't worry, it's measured, it only hurts but doesn't hurt your muscles and bones..”
The strange uncle put down his briefcase and commented calmly：
“But this boy from the Yang family is a bit too weak. Even this cannot stop him from entering the Niu family.？”
“Is this person sick?？”
Chen Yu complained harshly in his heart..
The old man has called his granddaughter-in-law, which means that today's matter is just a formality. Everyone is happily accomplishing a beautiful thing. What are you talking about behind the scenes?？
Brother Cat and Little Pomegranate are talented and beautiful, six thousand foreign spirits and Lord Murphy all recognize the marriage, don’t you?？
Who are you?！
As Chen Yu kept complaining in his heart, almost ten moves were over in a flash on the stage..
Teacher Li's last stick hit Brother Cat in the chest, but he feinted and took the initiative to stop the attack. The eyebrow-raising stick made a cool stick in Lao Li's hand and hit the ground with a bang. Lao Li hugged Brother Cat. He cupped his fists and said：
“Just ten tricks to let you know that everything has its limits, tolerate it when you need to, and retreat when you need to, especially when you get along with each other in the future..
Both of you have strong personalities. If you don't back down when things get tough, you will cause trouble sooner or later. Only if you two can temper your temper together can it last forever. You must know that a sworn alliance cannot be compared to each other, and how can we grow old together if we fight tit for tat?？
Pomegranate is a good child, don’t let her down.”
“Learned, Teacher Li.”
Brother Cat also held a knife to greet him.
He passed the second level but did not come forward immediately. This time he rested for several minutes before coming on stage again..
This wave is just like a star boxing player. During the break, his brothers came up to rub his shoulders and handed him towels. There were thousands of other players and brothers cheering him on. It was so lively..
The third level is to pass Pomegranate's uncle. As soon as the opponent comes up and displays his familiar boxing skills, Cat Brother's liver hurts. He has been beaten by this set of punches many times in previous sparring matches with Pomegranate..
But as soon as the two men fought, they heard each other whisper as soon as they got close.：
“I throw my left fist, you hit it to the right, hold back your strength and hit the armpit.”
“ah？”
Brother Cat is stupid, what are you doing?？
Is it so obvious to release water?？
As a result, he was stunned and Uncle Niu punched him on the shoulder and backed away a few steps. The middle-aged man shook his head and then rushed forward and said in a low voice.：
“You don’t know the flaws in my boxing set. How will you deal with family conflicts in the future?？”
“？？？”
“Xiaochuan was beaten for Pomegranate, and Lao Li taught you to be patient for Pomegranate's good, but my family knows their own affairs. My crazy girl has been spoiled by the old man since she was a child. She can't become arrogant just by coaxing her. If you give in blindly, it will only make her more and more angry. He is domineering, so he should be pressed when he should be pressed, just pay attention to propriety..
The next punch I'm going to give you is for the sake of your heart. The killer move is in your legs..
block counterattack.”
“Bang”
The wooden knife blocked Uncle Niu's raised left leg. A smile suddenly appeared on the latter's serious face and he said：
“Yes, that's it. The third move, Butterfly Through Flowers, is all a feint, just to lock your joints. If it's caught, it's over..”
Brother Cat immediately retreated to avoid Uncle Niu's dazzling set of close-up bunts. When the latter saw Brother Cat dodge, his momentum suddenly changed, and he stepped forward and pressed again..
“These three tricks are enough. Family conflicts are generally resolved at this point. But if I let go again, the old man will punish me by kneeling in the ancestral hall. So, Xiaomu, I have to take action next..”
“ah？”
After hearing this, Brother Cat immediately alerted himself to defense. Unexpectedly, Uncle Niu accelerated to dodge the blade and counterattacked. After closing the distance, he struck first on the waist and abdomen and then on the shoulder. Then he pushed Brother Cat's chin from bottom to top with a butterfly palm, causing the latter to The body was out of balance and his left leg hit Brother Cat on the knee, forcing him to fall to the ground..
This is already a sparring match..
If he was serious about it, the butterfly palm exchanged for the phoenix eye punch on the chin just now would probably make Brother Cat unconscious on the spot. At this moment, Chen Yu in the stands was still waiting for the "off-site explanation", but when he turned around, he had already disappeared behind him. That strange uncle who always reveals his tricks at critical moments.
The latter seemed to be tired of watching the performance and left early. I don’t know how he managed to jump down quietly without disturbing the people around him.？
Could it be that this is also a master?？
Chen Yu looked around and couldn't find anyone, so he immediately stamped his feet and complained fiercely.：
“Why does this weirdo walk silently? Just like ghosts, it’s true that ugly people often cause mischief. Oops, Xiao Pomegranate did such a good job with this ceremony. If I have a daughter in the future, I will have a competition to find a bride. How lively it is.！
Where is my cell phone? It was obviously still in his pocket just now.
lost？”
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