573.I have a date with the halfling warlord - more updates for "Huo Zheng is quite good" brother【15/30】
573.I have a date with the halfling warlord - additional update for brother "Huo Zheng is very good" [15/30] (page 2/2)
It's basically like a naughty child pinching plasticine, randomly shaping a human figure, and then enlarging it dozens of times..
Adult trolls can weigh several tons.
Their brute strength is so terrifying that they can pull up big trees and use them as clubs. Even the tallest gnoll barbarians are as good as dwarfs in front of these real big men. Moreover, trolls have strange "resistant skin". 's skin is as resistant to sword damage as rock.
According to Tris, if you want to kill trolls, you have to use psychic means or find their weaknesses, such as using poison or fire. But the strangest thing about the troll race is that each troll has a different weakness.！
Even troll brothers born from the same mother will have different weaknesses..
This makes hunting trolls one of the most dangerous jobs on the continent. Even the most powerful thorn nightwalkers will not take the initiative to provoke these big guys..
However, their secrets cannot be hidden from the well-informed Scarlet Witch. During a previous date, Tris told Murphy that the weaknesses of trolls can be confirmed by observing their skin color.、
For example, cyan-skinned trolls are likely to be weak to fire, red-skinned trolls can use poison, and blue-skinned trolls are afraid of earth spells..
The black-skinned trolls are the most troublesome, which means they have lived for a long time, and their weaknesses have been complemented by strength growth. In this case, they need to use psychic powers to confuse them to commit suicide..
Of course, there is no perfect life in this world.
The cost of the trolls' natural strength and tenacity was the sacrifice of their own brains. At least seven out of ten stupid jokes on this continent are related to trolls..
In the past, when the routes in the Smuggler's Wood were still open, those smugglers would use various methods to deceive the trolls into allowing them to let them go. Often, only a few shining glass beads and a few legs of lamb could be deceived. Greedy guy.
Of course, merchants have to hope that they won’t encounter hungry trolls.
Trolls in that situation are completely unable to communicate, and they will eat everything they see that is edible. To make matters worse, trolls are very hungry most of the time..
“Bang”
Murphy hit the protruding stone platform on the mountainside with a "heroic appearance" gesture. He had no intention of hiding, and the movement when he landed was loud enough to wake up the four sweetly sleeping trolls in front of him..
Four big idiots wearing strange "clothes" screamed and jumped up, grabbing the super "mace" made of iron rods and scrap steel next to them. Eight angry eyes looked around, and finally found out Murphy stood by the stone platform and waved to them..
“ah! vampire! Afternoon tea served on your own initiative！”
The largest troll wore a large "wasteland-style" steel helmet to protect its entire face, and it shouted:：
“Erdan and Sansi, hurry up and light the fire! Fourth son, come here with a stick, we're going to string it together! Vampire meat can be regenerated. Although it is sour, this little bit is enough for us to eat for a long time..”
Well, these four guys actually have names..
Trolls definitely don't bother naming themselves, so their names are most likely given by their current "masters".
“Ahem, I'm sorry to interrupt your barbecue party, but I'm a vampire covered in poison. If you eat me, you'll get upset..”
Murphy is not afraid of these four idiots.
By the color of their skin, Murphy has learned their weaknesses, but he's not here to kill..
So Murphy threw out the carcasses of several swamp tigers and crocodiles that had been prepared in advance from his luggage. As soon as these bloody meats were thrown out, the stomachs of the four trolls made a gurgling sound at the same time. The troll boss's mouth is watering like a waterfall..
But it didn't immediately come forward to eat, but stopped its three greedy brothers..
The troll boss wearing the weird "Wasteland Steel Armor" roared angrily：
“you! Cunning guy! Don’t even think about deceiving me, Da Zhuang! Da Zhuang is the smartest troll warlord under Boss Fei Lun! The boss said that anyone who gives us meat is a bad guy! Bad guys need to be stoned.！
explain！
What kind of badass are you? Did Dusk send you to cause destruction?？
Da Zhuang tells you！
Everyone who came before was eaten by me, Dazhuang, and my three brothers.！”
“oh？”
Murphy's eyes lit up and he said：
“Several fellow villagers also have a grudge against Huang Wan. This is great. I am their enemy. Forget it, you must not understand this. I am here to discuss business with your boss. I gave these meats to Feilun boss. A meeting gift from His Excellency Da Zhuang, the most powerful and powerful troll warlord under his command..
Can you let me in now?？”
“no！”
The strong warlord was very proud of being praised, but he still held the scrap steel warhammer with absolutely astonishing lethality in his hand, shaking his head and saying：
“Flywheel Boss doesn’t see outsiders! He's. Well, he's writing! Write a letter to my sweetheart. Oh, the boss won’t let me tell you! Damn it! You cunning vampire! I'm going to be whipped again, and it's all your fault！”
“Big and strong! Kill him! eat meat！”
“Yes, yes, the boss doesn't let us talk to other people! He said we were too stupid and would be deceived.”
“The boss can make us eat well. The boss is a good boss! You must listen to what the good boss says, or you will be whipped..”
The four trolls suddenly started making noises.
The eyes they looked at Murphy also became unkind. The heavy scrap steel warhammer was grabbed. It seemed that a battle was inevitable..
“But I am indeed a guest of His Excellency Lu Ke Feilun, and I am an honored guest..”
Murphy took off the core orb from his chest, levitated it in front of the four trolls, let them look at the things in his hands, and said：
“Look! This is the gift your boss gave me. You must have seen it, right? He is the only one here who can make this kind of thing, it can’t be fake, right?？”
“Ouch, Erdan has seen this little thing! Flywheel Boss has many, many, a whole house！”
The second troll pushed his red scrap steel helmet and said to Da Zhuang：
“The boss used to sell this stuff to us to buy meat, but now no one buys it. The boss is very angry! If he can't sell things, he can't buy meat. If he can't keep us fed, he won't be a good boss..”
“Shut up! I would think to myself, don’t talk too much, I am the warlord.！”
Da Zhuang pushed his brother who was "showing off his wisdom" and stared at Murphy fiercely and said：
“So, you, weak vampire! Are you here to buy something?？”
“Yes, I'm here to give you money.”
Murphy laughed and said：
“I gave your boss money. If your boss buys meat, won’t you be full? So, you should let me in, it's a good thing for you.
In addition, I have a small camp over there in the Desolate Mountain, and I need the four of you Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks to help me fight the jackals. If you are willing to go, I can pay you two meals of meat every day. I will definitely let you Eat well.”
“enough！”
Just when Murphy was about to use the power of desire to seduce these four "elite units" who were carefully cultivated and capable of fighting better than ordinary trolls to serve him, a sharp voice suddenly sounded from the core orb in Murphy's hand..
he scolded：
“Stop bullying my poor idiot guards. Their brains are not very useful. Too much thinking is a terrible burden for the 'Four Hungry Brothers'..
you！
Evil guest, come in, I'm waiting for you in the laboratory..
In addition, you'd better explain to me, what kind of mess is contained in this latest computing orb that you personally cracked for me? You're just insulting my amazing engineering skills.
Come on, enter the laboratory of Suik Feilun and let me take a good look at you. Lord Murphy, who has become famous recently.”
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