Chapter 144 Legal sandbag? Is it okay if I don’t get married?？(1/3)
Chapter 144 Legal sandbag? Is it okay if I don’t get married?？
“Usually everyone urges me to get married. Are they all drunk today? Start talking sarcastically？”
The one-eyed owl had his hands on his waist, looking at them inexplicably amused..
Before, I was already at the age of Yin and Yang, and I had never really enjoyed human happiness..
Often said to be impatient.
Georgia looked a little embarrassed, "That's what I say, but eldest sister, you have to choose a suitable husband after all..”
“Why, I feel like this guy is good, he should be able to satisfy me.”
The one-eyed owl slowly walked behind Lin Tian.
He slapped his butt hard.
Lin Tian was so excited.
Osius looked at him and shook his head, "This kid looks extremely weak. If you exert force on the bed, you won't be able to squeeze him into a pulp, right?"？”
“Yes, yes, the eldest sister is usually not strong or weak, she will tear down the guild at every turn..”
“Boy, I advise you to be honest and beg for a few juicy little wives. You can’t control the big sister.！”
“I'm really not afraid that my eldest sister will twist it off for you with a hard blow.？”
Everyone agreed and said.
Either persuade or threaten.
But Lin Tian is very confident in this aspect. Once the goblin's ability is activated, no matter how strong the one-eyed owl is, he has to be honest..
The kind that you can't even use your strength if you want to.
Then he said, "My wish will not change. In fact, I have fallen deeply in love with my eldest sister since I first saw her yesterday morning.".”
“Last night when I was dreaming, I called my eldest sister's name seven hundred and thirteen times. You will know what true love is, right?？！”
Watching Lin Tian’s emotional words.
A not very smart voice said, "Dream, how do you know you called the eldest sister's name when you were dreaming?",,,”
“You're such a clever little guy, no one will think you're stupid if you don't speak..”
Lin Tian's strange yin and yang aura.
finally.
The one-eyed owl spoke, "Okay, okay, boy, your true love has completely moved me. Then let's get married."！”
“eldest sister head！”
Everyone's hearts trembled. What they wanted to say may have already been said..
Lin Tian showed a satisfied smile, but actually he was so excited that he exploded inside..
I don’t know what it feels like when these strong muscles come into contact with each other..
Osius and the others almost knelt down to Lin Tian, "Boy, no, brother, I beg you not to marry the eldest sister. If she gives birth to a baby, who will drink with us or fight with us?"？”
Each of them is supposed to be an arrogant, domineering, bad-tempered weirdo..
Now, I am humble to the core.
Hear the words.
Lin Tian's nose was almost raised to the sky, he stretched out his finger and shook it, "If you can get a woman like Sister Tou, you will have no regrets in this life.".”
“Hahaha! Good boy, I like a loyal man like you. I won’t be afraid of you escaping from domestic violence in the future.！”
“It is said that young people can resist beatings and have good physical recovery ability. They can come to play with you when they are unhappy and have no fun.！”
The one-eyed owl said enthusiastically, as if full of expectation.
He said that he would drag Lin Tian to get married..
After hearing this, the smile on Lin Tian's face gradually stiffened, full of surprise, "Ah？”
“Ah what? Aren't men just for pain? What's wrong with a few hits?.”
The one-eyed owl asked back.
He casually carried Lin Tian like a chicken and prepared to go out to get married..
For a time, Lin Tian's body exploded with unprecedented potential.！
He broke free with all his strength and fell into the arms of Osius and the others, "Brother! I think we can reconsider this marriage."！”
“What marriage? I don't know, it's up to you.”
A wicked smile flashed across Osius's face, and he turned away, pretending not to know..
Georgia looked at her pants and said, "Oh, I feel like I'm going to grow cauliflower. Go see a doctor. You guys are busy.".”
Everyone's heart was bleeding just now.
Now, they all dispersed in a rush.
They almost forgot that the one-eyed owl often treated everyone violently.
If someone says something wrong, just take action.
She did it without even saying a word.
The most important task is for her husband to survive.
“Husband, what are you doing? Come with me and go to the auditorium to get married.！”
The one-eyed owl raised the corners of his mouth, revealing an extremely evil smile. The whites of his eyes were large and the pupils were small..
Like a hungry wolf hunting.
Then he said calmly, "Legal punching bag, don't give it up for free, right husband?".”
Although the Dragon Slayer Guild is not affiliated with the War Empire.
But also follow the national laws of using the war empire.
Banning fighting is one of them.
However, there is no provision that quarrels between husband and wife will be punished.
Because this is a patriarchal society, men are the leaders. Men usually beat women, and women do not beat men..
The empire didn’t have a stipulation that couples would be punished for disputes..
Originally a law that favored men's rights, all of a sudden
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