Chapter 341 Wu Xia: Look directly at me, brother! (2-in-1）
Chapter 341 Wu Xia: Look directly at me, brother! (2-in-1）
【Summer dance is coming faster than you think.】
【You thought it would take a week for a girl to understand your role and make up her mind..】
【In fact, the girl came to your door on the third day.】
【It's still night, and she's still wearing the familiar sailor uniform, except that the white stockings are missing, and a pair of round fleshy legs are exposed under the pleated skirt..】
【Your eyes will light up. Although viewing the mountains in the fog is elegant and mysterious, you will get bored after watching them for a long time. Suddenly, the clouds disappear and the fog disperses, and the mountain peaks are revealed clearly, bringing you freshness and surprises..】
【You think again, maybe you shouldn’t use foggy mountains as a metaphor. A more appropriate image is a beach shrouded in thick fog. The fine sand under the light is soft and smooth..】
【Let the girl come in, you look at the back of the mountain, and think of the information provided by Shiori Ichinose in your mind.】
【Wu Xia is not popular in middle school. This is not her fault, but a combination of coincidence and the girl's character flaws that led to this result..】
【Tsukimiri Middle School does not have a rule of breaking up the entire school and re-classifying the students every year. In other words, most of the good sisters and small groups have already set their quotas when they enter the first grade of junior high school..】
【In her first year of junior high school, Wu Xia formed a small group with two gentle girls. If nothing unexpected happened, she would spend her three years in junior high school with those two girls..】
【‘The word 'if' often appears in situations where 'if' is not the case.】
【One of Wuxia's two little sisters dropped out of school due to illness, and the other left Misaki due to changes in her parents' jobs..】
【She became a loner.】
【The no-shift policy that was originally good for sisterhood suddenly became a catalyst for loneliness. This policy is like a refrigerator. While keeping friendship fresh, it will also freeze the germination of friendship..】
【Everyone in the class has their own group, and she has only two choices left: waiting for people to leave from other groups, or joining other groups..】
【Her arrogant character made her lose these two choices.】
【How could a mature small group let an outsider dictate what it wants? How could a person who has decided to break away from the existing group be willing to surrender?？】
【Wu Xia is very unlucky.】
【Under normal circumstances, there is half a solution here. In Japan, in addition to classes, clubs are also very important. If you don’t have friends in class, you can still have friends in clubs..】
【However, Wuxia did not join the club.】
【When you see this information, you sigh, life is like this, sometimes you don't do anything wrong, but you end up in a sad situation..】
【In a closed interpersonal circle, loneliness is like fire, and it will only burn stronger and stronger. The lonely person will be forgotten, no matter how cute she is..】
【In addition, Wu Xia had some conflicts with some thorns in the school because of some things that were not her fault. When she won the conflicts, the girls in the class were even more afraid to talk to her..】
【There were quite a few boys who dreamed of having a lonely and evil girlfriend, but Wu Xia ignored them at all..】
【Your apartment is the male room that Wu Xia visited for the first time. Of course, her relatives are excluded here..】
【What you don't know is that taking the ice cream from your room was also the girl's first burglary. She did not admit to it..】
【The girl doesn’t like romance movies. She thinks such plots are boring. The only things that can absorb her energy are the breakfast, lunch and dinner meals, and the snacks before and after meals..】
【Growing up, unintelligent men often came to her and prevented her from enjoying delicious food, so she felt that the boys were in trouble..】
【In this way, she has felt the longing for you from Liuli and Xiaojiu. She doesn't need any unnecessary explanations about how she feels about you..】
【She has been deliberately ignoring the existence of Liuli and Xiaojiu, but deep down in her heart, she still feels that she and they are one. Your call to Liuli and your words of "see you in the country" made her feel that you wanted to lead a bad person. own sisters.】
【So she took your ice cream to eat.】
【At first, she just wanted to get one, but she liked the flavor of this ice cream so much. This kind of ice cream was too niche and could not be bought in convenience stores.……】
【She couldn't resist the temptation and stretched out her sinful palm.】
【She comforted herself, considering that Liuli and Xiaojiu have a vague affection for you, after meeting you during the summer vacation, they will probably become your girlfriend. As a sister-in-law or sister-in-law, what will happen if she eats a few of your ice creams?？】
【Just like she often hypnotizes her father to give her more pocket money, this is a natural thing！】
【It's not good for dad to have too much private money, and it's not good for you to have too much ice cream. Money is the carrier of desire, and ice cream is the projection of gluttony. She should bear these bad things.！】
【When she changed out of her loafers and stepped onto the floor, she immediately went to your refrigerator.】
【Seeing the ice cream in the freezer, her eyes turned into beautiful crescent moons.】
【Take one out and enjoy it while she lies half-lying on your sofa. The long-lost delicious taste on her tongue makes her intoxicated..】
【The ice cream she took away from you was consumed at the rate of three servings a day for five days. Every night after that, when her ice cream addiction was at its worst, she thought of getting more from your house countless times. However, her conscience Let her not be able to do such a thing of killing everyone.】
【Today, she convinced herself with a reason. She felt that she no longer wanted to kill everyone, just like she never showed mercy when she hypnotized her father to use cigarette money to buy games..】
【because——】
Memory scene appears.
“look into my eyes! "Wuxia put down the empty paper cup and sat up straight. Her left hand was placed horizontally in front of her lower abdomen, and the palm of her right hand was open, half covering her cheeks, showing the evil smile she learned from the animation..
This classic middle two position almost made Minami Yuki laugh, but fortunately he was determined.
Sitting on the floor cushion, he raised his head and looked at the girl in front of him.
“Remember, I am your cousin! "Wuxia's voice was ups and downs, with an ecstasy that was hard to hide..
Yuki Minami hadn't noticed the girl's addiction to ice cream yet. He thought that the girl had finally found a way to be popular. He couldn't help but feel happy when he thought of the future where she would be sought after by many girls..
Yes, it was this popular method that allowed Wu Xia to find a reason to motivate herself to take action..
In the past three days, she had spoken more to the girls in her class than she had this semester combined. Without exception, those girls asked her about Minami Yuki's news, either head-on or sideways..
These moths, dazzled by the light of love, all want to use her channel to swat at the brightest light bulb..
The girls in the class naively thought that the handsome boy they saw that day was really her brother..
The above is the principle that Wuxia, the idiot in love, spent two days deducing. Then, she took a breath to demonstrate that the ice cream she could get after this kind of relationship came true... ah no, it was delicious. friend.
She took another second to make a decision. She wanted to come to Minami Yuki's house, she wanted to hypnotize Minami Yuki, and she wanted to become brother and sister with Minami Yuki.！
This is the great act called ice cream friendship！
In order to complete this operation, she endured the whole day without using hypnosis. She did not let the cat on the roadside do somersaults for her, she did not let the fish in the river kiss her hand, and she did not let the bird in the sky land on her shoulder..
She wants to use the saved times on the young man in front of her. For ice cream！
She continued to use hypnosis and put two patches on her relationship with the boy：
“I am your favorite sister！”
This sentence is so that you can get ice cream without hypnosis.
“Don't mention me in front of other relatives！”
This is to prevent herself from being exposed. She can control the hypnotized person not to think about bugs, but she cannot make others not think about bugs..
“This is it, wake up, my brother! From today on, your refrigerator is my refrigerator and your ice cream is my ice cream. In return, you will get the strongest sister in the world.！”
The girl spreads her palms and embraces the sky.
Minami Yuki pinched her thigh hard, diluting her smile with pain.
After more than ten seconds, he felt that he should be able to wake up, so he stood up.
“Bring me another ice cream." Wu Xia crossed her legs with a very unrestrained attitude. She was very confident in her abilities..
Minami Yuki took out two ice creams from the refrigerator and handed one to the girl.
The girl took it, opened it happily, and lay down next to her habitually.
She lay down somewhere hotter and more comfortable than the sofa.
Those are Minami Yuki's legs.
The girl turned around and looked at the boy's face in the sky.
When did you sit next to me? How can you be so close to me?！
The girl's shocked expression amused Minami Yuki. This little fool didn't know that she had fallen into a trap..
This "cousin" is not just words. The debt of ice cream is not so easy to repay..
Nan Yuxi gently stroked the girl's hair with her palms and smiled: "You still like to act like a baby so much?".”
With just this sentence, he dumped his problem on the girl.
The girl's eyes widened. She wanted to refute, but quickly thought that this was the setting of her "cousin".
Since she is her "favorite cousin", she naturally wants to be closer. Although the lap pillow is a bit too close, it is still within the range..
Since it is a setting, of course she cannot violate it.
Her hypnosis is an instant change, not a lasting effect. In other words, although the boy who was hypnotized by her now regards her as his favorite cousin, if she annoys the boy in the future, this change will What you like most will fade away and even turn into disgust..
This kind of hypnosis only imposes an initial feeling. From then on, she has to manage this feeling herself..
This is the trouble with hypnosis.
Fortunately, there is no such thing as drug resistance in hypnosis. When the feelings fade, she can refresh again..
Compared with this, the conflict between the hypnotic commands itself is more troublesome.
For example, this time, she mentioned the two settings of "favorite" and "cousin" separately, because if they were said together and said that she was the boy's "favorite cousin", once "favorite" would no longer hold true due to the above reasons. , the entire sentence of hypnosis will be ineffective..
This kind of hypnotic BUG will not correct itself like external BUG. This kind of BUG involving the core will only cause the program to crash..
If this collapse occurs, the relationship of "cousin" will no longer exist. In the eyes of the teenager, she will suddenly become a stranger..
This is an extremely dangerous situation. God knows what the teenager will do to a stranger. There is no failure sound when the ability fails, and there is no email indicating that the membership has expired. She cannot be vigilant and preventive..
Now, she separates "favorite" and "cousin". Even if "favorite" becomes "favorite once," she is still her cousin, and her cousin will never do anything to her cousin...probably？
The girl thought of the murderer who tortured her sister in the thriller. She looked carefully at the boy's face and felt that such a good-looking boy could not be that kind of pervert..
But then she thought that in some thrillers, the murderers could also be well-dressed young men, even though those handsome murderers were not as good-looking as the young man in front of her..
She was a little scared and decided to come back tomorrow to add the setting of "cannot intentionally harm sister Wu Xia" to the boy..
“The word "intentional" is to prevent bugs from appearing. If you only say "Don't hurt sister Wu Xia", if the boy accidentally hurts her, the facts conflict with the hypnosis setting, and the setting will directly collapse..
What a troublesome ability！
Wuxia's little head was aching. These thoughts had exhausted her brain cells for a semester. Her usual hypnosis was just to make small animals jump, to make her mother's memory of the time she spent watching TV and playing games zero, and to make her father Just give money.
Even during the entrance exam, when she was told by her parents to use her full strength, she was not so serious - she could connect to the brains of Kojiu and Liuli, and every time she took the exam, she asked Kojiu and Liuli to answer questions for her..
Kojiu's grades are good in all subjects, but Liuli is better than Kojiu only in Chinese..
The only bad thing is that if she uses Kobato or Ruri's head to think about a problem, the problem will also enter Kobato or Ruri's memory..
When she was a child, she hadn't yet figured out this mechanism, which allowed some of Liuli's memories to flow into Xiaojiu's mind, and some of Xiaojiu's memories to flow into Liuli's mind..
Fortunately, it wasn't a big problem. Both parties mixed that memory with their fantasy and didn't suspect her..
Therefore, she set a rule for herself - never use Ruri and Kobato's brains to think about issues related to her life..
She was afraid that Liuli and Xiaojiu would come to her door.
She can only think about Minami Yuki by herself.
That little brain that wasn't used often was overloaded today and didn't work very sensitively. When she finally thought about whether she should get up from Minami Yuki's lap, she had been lying there for several minutes, and her neck and back of her head had become accustomed to this. new pillow.
quite comfortable.
It feels different from my mother's. This pillow has a tougher filling and the temperature is a little higher than my mother's legs..
The ice cream is a little cold, and the heat from the neck is just enough to offset the chill..
She moved her head, moved her ironing position, closed her eyes, and happily ate the ice cream in her hand..
Dig, bite, dig, bite, dig, bite, bite, dig, bite, bite……
Hey, how come I can eat two bites after digging it? And it has different tastes！
Could it be that I have awakened a new super power?？
The girl opened her eyes and regretfully found that this was not a new ability, but Yuki Minami scooping his ice cream and feeding it to herself.
She also handed the ice cream in her hand to Minami Yuki, making a ruthless ice cream swallowing girl..
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