Chapter 26
26Hua noise marketing(2)
The Pantheon Yutuber channel has attracted quite a bit of attention on the Internet..
Ultra- high definition and flawless professional workmanship. It contains the name of Leon, the survivor who attacked Cheongju Gate..
-There's a lot of slang mixed into the video..
-Can eating rice cure cancer? No matter how much I think about this, it doesn't make sense.
Of course, people didn't believe in the existence of God just because it was mixed with an advertising video and an interview..
Even the association's official appraisal report has not been published yet. Of course, I can't help but pass it off as just an incident..
"Your Majesty, we need to take the video down.!"
Manager Jinsu Kim watched the video and immediately came to see Leon. Since Hari confirmed that he was not in the penthouse, he went all the way to the plains of Naju where a makeshift guild building was built..
"Manager, please have some barley tea.."
"uh, thank you."
I sipped the barley tea served by Hari and calmed my frightened heart..
"No, who uploaded that video in the first place??"
"It's a spinner wonder.."
"Sir Spinner.?"
Jinsu Kim's eyes are on Yakt Spinner, who is accessing his laptop in the corner... turned to yappy.
That killing machine made that video? How on earth?
Leon feels the same way..
'Who would have thought that the gods would give such instructions to Sir Spinner?.'
I heard that it was to quickly gather faith. Unfortunately, Leon has no knowledge to discuss this matter..
This is because when he was young on Earth, all he did was fight the star wars that were popular..
For someone who only remembered the heavy screen of a CRT monitor, he is completely ignorant of today's YouTube and Internet broadcasting culture..
I just knew that Yakt Spinner's strong artificial intelligence would take care of everything, but I had no idea that it would be made this well..
"What does it mean to take down the video?."
Of course, people won't believe the video at all. Because faith cannot be spread through a few advertisements..
But is there even a need to take down the video??
"As your Majesty knows, the rice that grows in the Naju Plain is completely different from the crops of our world.."
Can you become healthy and cure most diseases just by eating? Such a miracle crop should not be classified as a simple food but as a panacea..
"In fact, the association is the Food and Drug Administration... This is an organization that verifies the safety of food and drugs. There are many experiments going on there.."
"It would be a waste to doubt the blessings bestowed by the goddess, but I guess your laws and systems exist here too.."
"Thank you for your understanding. The blessed rice is at a level where there is no problem in distributing it right away. Rather, I would like you to distribute it.."
Manager Kim Jin-su left the rice to be used as seeds and distributed the delivered rice to the Food and Drug Administration and various departments. The results were amazing.
-It's a revolution in the medical world! With this rice, most doctors don't even need it.!
-How do we treat an incurable disease that has not yet been identified??
-From the moment you eat rice, something starts working in your body to remove the tumor. this… How on earth is this possible??
From laboratory rats to patients with incurable diseases who already have a short time left to live. Blessed rice was a crop that would revolutionize the medical world..
Thousands of tons of this panacea are mass-produced every year? Overcoming human disease was just around the corner..
There is a limitation that the only people who can grow this rice are Demera believers who believe in the divinity of life and abundance, but that is enough if the religious community expands..
There was a separate problem.
"This rice… The moment it is announced, people from all over the world will be targeting it.."
Yes, this was the problem. There are probably a lot of people like Director Park Jong-chan who are trying to secure their own rice seeds..
Even if they can't monopolize it, they probably think they can grow it themselves..
Recently developed palm farming can grow crops quickly, so mass production will soon be possible..
However, once we understand that only Demera believers can grow blessed rice,?
"The Naju plains will be overrun with thieves. And those thieves aren't ordinary humans.."
It is an item that is more effective than a strengthening potion. All kinds of guilds will be in contact. Even the ‘Mines’ of the back world.
"Once permission from the Food and Drug Administration is granted and rice sowing begins in earnest, we plan to cooperate fully. Please wait until then."
"Indeed, I understood.."
With Leon's nod, Manager Jinsoo Kim can barely convince this guy! I internally cheered..
"However, there is no problem."
"yes?"
"You were worrying for nothing, Mr. Kim. No one will be able to steal the products of the Goddess."
Leon was confident..
* * * *
The emergence of superhumans after the cataclysm became a source of hope for humanity, but not all of them became icons of hope..
Awakening happened to people of all ages and genders, and naturally, there were many who chose the path of crime without hesitation..
Mine Association.
This huge organization operating in secret around the world has become a point organization and operates based on the deep web..
They are involved in all kinds of crimes and are willing to hire murderers for money..
And a request was received from the third-rate contract organization Doksadan of the Korean branch of the Mine Association..
[I want them to secure the rice seeds in the Naju plains and even burn the grain warehouses..]
The payment was made in Bitcoin. Half the advance fee and half the success fee. Wolyeongdan immediately investigated the Naju Plain..
-This seed… It's true.
-The Hunter Association prevented the rumor from spreading, but cases of drug use are spreading everywhere..
-So it wasn't just a stupid ad??
Anyway, you've received the request and a hefty advance payment, so it's time to take action..
The Poison Corps led more than 50 horsemen and headed straight to the Naju Plain. Although they are third-rate magicians who are only C or D in terms of hunters, their power is too much for just stealing rice..
If it weren't for the condition emphasized by the client that 'we will take as many demons as possible', ordinary subordinates would have been enough..
"What is this? I thought there would be a lot of security because they were going with all their might.."
"Is it really okay to just secure seeds and complain??"
There were still unharvested rice plants left in the fields. There are two goals.
Even the remaining rice fields in the plain and the grain warehouses of the ‘Pantheon Guild’ are burned. The intention was to monopolize rice if only the seeds were secured..
The viper group first entered the rice field carrying an oil can, and entered stealthily, like a frostman who came to prepare the frost, and then stopped..
"Brother, I am a human.…!"
The muffled voice of the youngest member who discovered something in the dark..
The members drew their weapons at his words, but soon looked dejected..
This is because what the youngest discovered was not a person but a doll..
"It's a scarecrow, you idiot.."
"Ah… sorry, sorry."
The insides are stuffed with cotton and straw is woven to barely resemble a human being, and they are hanging with clothes and hats that don't fit..
I was mistaken because it was in the shape of a human being in the dark..
"This is strange... It felt like it just moved."
The youngest child inspecting the scarecrow. According to Leon's strict orders, the scarecrows are made with unnecessary details, and even the cotton of the face is painted with dye to embody the eyes and mouth..
In this darkness, something eerie is almost creepy..
"Oh, bad luck. Take it away."
"older brother… Look at those.."
"……."
Soon, the leader of the Viper Corps was astonished. This is because there were more than one scarecrow..
Cotton, rice straw, stones, wood chips... Like a very old totem. Dolls erected here and there in the field.
-Thump, thump.
-Oh, oh oh, oh.
Is it an illusion? Sounds like dull objects moving and rumbling are coming out..
The sound was so subtle that I thought it was tinnitus, so I felt like it was a mistake to enter the rice field without paying attention..
-Thump, thump.
-Oh, oh oh oh.
A sound that seemed to rumble from beneath the ground. At that time, a clanging sound was suddenly heard, and one of the members, who was already very nervous, sobbed! I pulled out my sword while making a sound..
"Stupid guy... ! What is this guy called Mine doing because he's just scared by the scarecrow?!"
"Sorry, sorry. here… Something's a little strange."
"You idiot... Don't go anywhere and say you're a member of the Viper Corps.."
Daeju rebuking his subordinates. He ordered his men to pour oil on the barrel..
"Calculate the wind direction and burn it as widely as possible.."
"So where do you get the seeds??"
"You idiot, you also checked the granary. Just rob there.."
"iced coffee~"
The subordinates were convinced and poured out the oil from the red-hot oil tank..
"Since this is so good, let’s get some from the warehouse. Mansu and Jintae, you two... uh? Where have those two guys gone??"
"yes? He was clearly following me from earlier... Uh, where did Doosan go again??"
I can't see my colleague who came with me. This cannot happen. How can a person disappear in an instant in this open field??
-widely! Crackling!
-Oh oh oh oh………
The annoying sound from earlier gradually became clearer. A feeling of pressure coming from all directions. The Viper Lord is looking around.…….
"hey… That doll. Was it always this close??"
A scarecrow with a smiling image painted in bright red dye was erected right in front of them..
"yes? ah… I'm not sure?"
"No, that's strange! It was far away just a moment ago! What is this crackling noise? A rumbling sound──"
When I turned my head to urge my subordinates, I caught movement out of the corner of my eye..
"Wow…!"
I was so surprised that I swung the knife without even realizing the situation in time..
"Tongue, bro.?"
"Huh... Huh... ! Fuck, fuck fuck fuck!"
I understood it only after I destroyed one of the scarecrows..
These things are moving. In droves. Holding a knife, stone, glass, etc..
"Check your surroundings, you idiots! These things are moving!!"
"Ugh, uh huh?"
Is the group's coming together a result of the vipers' survival instincts kicking in? They faced each other with their backs and witnessed an impossible scene..
Deformity becomes a living thing,
The model is turning into a monster..
Why didn't I notice? Why did I notice it now??
Scarecrows, stone dolls, and even roots scattered on the ground were planted here and there like totems in the wheat fields..
Unidentifiable monsters are moving in groups during the night..
Ah, not this one..
This is not right, I am devastated..
The steel city familiar with a deliberately grotesque design would have been better than this..
The scarecrows made with the women's crude skills were showing twisted illusions and reproducing the invasion of the past..
"Fuck, fuck! These are all monsters! It's a monster!"
This isn't even the area where the dungeon break occurred, so why are they monsters? It was an unreasonable statement, but the current situation was actually breaking common sense.!
A group of poisonous snakes in panic tear, destroy and crush the dolls..
However, the dolls weave their broken bodies together and regenerate and rise again like living things, no, like something that transcends living things..
-widely! Crackling!
-Oh oh oh oh…………
The wheat field of the goddess where the sacred power resides. Unbelievers were not tolerated on this land blessed and kissed by a living saint..
Code of Life and Abundance.
1. Make an image of the goddess with the first harvest and offer it on the altar..
2. Don't urinate in the field. manure is ok.
3. Set up a scarecrow and dress it with a hat and clothes..
4. Sing a song when you harvest. It's even better if it's a song filled with gratitude to the goddess..
5. Don't go hungry even if you're busy.
…………
…………
Most important 0th.
※Frostman dies.
* * * *
Lord Heo Sang-man fled, abandoning more than half of his men in the field..
"Tongue, brother! Um, what on earth is that? I didn't see those guys even at the gate.!"
"I don’t know, you bastard.!"
It was strange from the start. To pay that much money for just stealing a rice seed and setting it on fire?.
But even so, it was difficult to predict this situation..
Although most of the Viper Corps were D-class, they were still demons in name and color. Does it make sense that they can't even steal rice??
They recognized that this mission was fundamentally flawed and were fully intent on punishing their client..
You said you came anonymously, but you could get help from the Mine Association's information organization, Dark Moon. I will not ignore you, as I have already paid generously..
"Uh, tongue, brother? Wait a minute!"
"what?!"
Heo Sang-man gets annoyed by his subordinate's dissuasion. He soon saw a building right in front of them..
"This is the grain warehouse that was the target.."
A place where residents pile up the rice they harvest. When I saw this, I thought of breaking even..
"If this rice is real... It'll be a lot of money."
It naturally leads to greed. He lost half of his men, but his greed told him that he couldn't go back empty-handed..
"Because those monsters only exist in rice fields... There won't be anything special about the granary.."
Common sense tells me that there are monsters like that in the rice fields, but I thought they might not be in the warehouse, but when a subordinate with good eyesight told me that there was nothing around, I gained confidence..
"Move as much rice as possible to the vehicle. let's go…!"
There will be piles of threshed rice, so it will be easier to steal the rice than to harvest it. The moment Heo Sang-man thought so and set his foot towards the warehouse..
-sweet!
"huh?"
Something ominous… Sounds like something you often hear in war movies.
"land mine──?!"
-Kwaang!
Heo Sang-man’s body flew into the air..
"Tongue, bro.!"
"What, what? land mine? Why are land mines laid here??!"
Heo Sang-man, who had a landmine exploded under his feet, was out of breath and trembling..
In the first place, the landmine was intended for blowing off a leg rather than for killing, but since he is a superhuman, all it did was have his left foot torn off..
"older brother! Save me now…!"
"Stop, you idiots! Did you know how many landmines there were?!"
The demons who found reason at those words stopped..
"Hehehehe… Save me……."
The subordinates could not easily step forward even though they only saw the illusion of breathing out..
In the first place, even if they were demons, they were third-rate thugs who accidentally awakened and fell into crime. Compared to the demons who moved with ‘malicious intent’, they were nothing more than a gangster organization that used little force..
If you were willing to throw yourself into a minefield just to help the boss, why would you join the Mine Association?.
"run away……."
One member who was walking backwards was startled by a stinging sensation on the back of his neck. On his back, a 'line' covered in red blood shines beautifully in the moonlight..
"Wow, wire?"
In what gap? The members of the Viper Squad quickly looked around. they discover.
A huge spider web made of steel wire.
And the ‘steel spider’ crackling down from the cobweb.'.
Even though it has become smaller, there is no fool who wouldn't recognize Cheongju's infamous killing machine..
"iced coffee……."
I realize.
This was all a trap.
They are like dragonflies caught in a spider's web..
-Kikluk!
The Iron Grail Knight himself has come down to capture his prey..
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