Chapter 25
25Hua noise marketing(1)
After Yacht Spinner's resurrection, Leon sent word that he would appoint him as a member of his guild..
"then… I will register separately according to the procedure and come back! that… It's a bit complicated so I think it will take some time.."
"Okay, go do your business.."
After sending Hari out, Leon walked down the empty hallway with Yacht Spinner. An empty hallway with no one except Yakt Spinner. Only then──
"Cough…!"
-Hehehe!
Leon stopped the blood spitting out of his mouth..
[Are you okay, my knight?!]
Feedback comes immediately. Leon was relieved that the only people seeing him now were the goddess and the Holy Grail Knight..
"it's okay."
Ariana gritted her teeth despite Leon's words..
[Isn't it too much to appoint a Holy Grail Knight in a land where faith is lacking?.]
"It was necessary. It was something that had to be done. Please don't mind.."
It was okay in a world that was falling apart. Because the overflowing holy power on that land protected Leon..
But not now. Although the faith was spread, it was only a small minority..
It is no exaggeration to say that the Holy Grail Knights are living saints who are representatives of the gods..
Sublimating such a being consumed an enormous amount of holy power. If it weren't for Leon, who has a lion's heart, I wouldn't have been able to endure it..
-Kikluk?
Leon smiled benevolently as he read Yacht Spinner's thoughts..
"It's not Kyung's fault. It's my fault for not being good enough."
[How could this be your fault? Your goddess is not enough.]
"In any case, divinity should not be blamed. Please take your word away."
Ariana was silent at those words. Their knight of glory was faithful even in times like these. It's hard to believe that he was an atheist who didn't believe in God..
[My knight. Your goddess is always grateful for your devotion. However, despite your lack of faith, the inaction of your goddesses and gods has hurt you..]
The goddess felt the need to hasten what was going on in the pantheon of her heart..
[Rest well. Trust and wait for your gods.]
"Hey Ariana.?"
With those words, Ariana returned straight to the heart of the Lionheart King, where their pantheon had taken refuge..
And there she faced the gods waiting for her..
* * * *
The day Lionheart King Leon turned 121 years old..
When the world was destroyed by evil species and only one knight remained.
Leon took over all the fallen Holy Grail Knights and evacuated the pantheon to his heart..
The gods shamefully took refuge in the saint's body and watched the Lionheart King destroy the evil sects for 180 years..
Even the gods did not stand still.
They gave the Lionheart King all the power and power they could give..
They made the burden fall on their one remaining saint..
thus.
All the gods in the pantheon owed Leon a debt they could not repay..
"The baby's condition is?"
Demera, the god of life and abundance, asked how I was doing..
"Not good, life. my article was unreasonable."
The god of war and flame became angry at this..
"This is what happened just by appointing one Holy Grail Knight! In the past, where did the Lion-Hearted King, who brought about the brilliant glory of the gods, go?!"
"Stay safe, war. He fought for the gods for over 200 years and eventually won.."
"I don't know! That's why I feel even more jealous.!"
It wasn't about blaming the Lionheart King..
He, who loved Lionheart King Leon Dragonia more than anyone else, was feeling humiliated by himself..
The Divinity of Light and Justice looked around at his brothers and sisters who might have similar feelings. and said.
"180The time has come to break the silence of years, my brothers and sisters. I can't watch my knight suffer any longer.."
How can we support the Lionheart King and restore the glory of the pantheon?.
I shouldn't have placed the burden solely on him for his sake. Shinsung also had to actively pioneer this situation..
"My brothers and sisters. We must support our only saint."
"Now it's not the only one."
It was the iron and blacksmith who made the difference. Although he is noticeably smaller and dwarfed by other deities, he is more muscular than anyone else..
Heto, revered by the dwarves and considered their god, mentioned the newly born saint just now..
"Yakt Spinner. Didn't that child become a new saint?."
"joy… ! A saint who does not believe in divinity.."
"Are you dissatisfied? war."
"of course! To become a saint, you must serve God and prove yourself! I don't deserve it!"
The divinity of war. There were quite a few deities who agreed with his opinion. But there is only one reason for their silence.
"The Lionheart King guaranteed it. Is there anything more important than this?."
"big…!"
War looked caught off guard by those words. I heard people around me nagging me for being impatient..
"definition. In your opinion, Yacht Spinner is not good enough to be a Holy Grail Knight.?"
Ariana responded immediately..
"He is a pure being who has thwarted the evil sect's plot for a thousand years. There is no faith, but honor and loyalty exist in abundance, iron.."
"joy… ! Leon That guy and justice place too much emphasis on chivalry. Honor is not enough to win a war.."
The war was raging. He still seemed dissatisfied. Ariana asked Cheol, thinking he would eventually respect her favorite War Knight..
"Cheol, there must be a reason for mentioning the Yacht Spinner. What are you thinking??"
Cheol grinned at Ariana’s question..
"180Years ago, all the Grail Knights were lost except for one Grail Guardian. The Holy Grail Knights burned themselves as vessels for the descent of divinity until the last moment.."
"……This is a well-known fact.."
"I learned about this world through the life of the only one among us who found a believer.."
"Is it so??"
"I have seen the world through the eyes of my believers. And I was able to find a funny kid."
Demera, the deity of life and abundance. She shared what she saw with other divinities.
[Brothers, this time I came to Naju Plain, which is hot these days.!]
It was a broadcaster. Mr. Park is a farmer who does farming while broadcasting on the Internet..
After experiencing the blessings of blessed rice, they visited the Naju Plain, which was said to be purified of magical energy just like the Honam Plain..
"What is that doing??"
When some gods tilted their heads as if they didn't understand the intention, Cheol explained..
"They say that in this world, the home of the Lionheart King, a transmission medium called Internet broadcasting has recently developed. This can be said to be a very effective promotional medium.."
"Do you want to do missionary work??"
"That's right. Show them miracles and show them the real divinity. It's not just this. In this world, the entire world is tied together in a space called ‘Internet’.."
The war questioned those words..
"But why didn’t the Lionheart King think of this? Wasn't he a resident of this world?."
Cheol shook his head and conveyed the sad truth..
"It seems that the time when the Lionheart King died in this world was just before the dramatic development of the Internet.."
Then he started explaining specific plans..
"We will foster faith in all corners of society with blessings that can be used immediately, including life. The means of promotion will be delivery media such as the Internet and news.."
"But what about trial and error? The newspaper that Leon ambitiously launched would have only taken 20 years to become established.."
"That's where our new Holy Grail Knight comes in.."
""?????""
The gods looked puzzled.
* * * *
-Kikluk.
The revived Yacht Spinner calculatedly summarized his situation and what he needed to do next..
「Absence of maintenance. Central information processing device required.」
First of all, computing power has clearly decreased now that there is no backup from the city. As a result, your main program is not running properly..
But even as a machine, he has doubts..
Why can I move when I should normally be completely still?.
Why does computing power, which should originally be 0, have the computing power of a subcomputer?.
Strong artificial intelligence tried thousands and tens of thousands of cases, but found that this could not be explained logically. Above all──
[He is said to be Heto, the god of iron and blacksmithing. From now on, you are my spokesperson and I am your guardian..]
A being that speaks without any communication device. And since the beings called 'Hunters' invaded the city, 'all the languages' were understandable.'.
Physically impossible phenomena that do not exist in the program are entered into the data..
Yacht Spinner had no choice but to come up with a word to organize this..
「Divine system in operation. Substitute abnormal phenomenon A into the new system. Left as an imaginary number.」
A second problem arises in the midst of a phenomenon where even machines have no choice but to conclude, ‘I’ll just ignore this.’.
「output 13%. Needs urgent repair.」
Because the body was reduced to 1/100th of the size, the output dropped significantly..
Even at this size, the output of 13% of the original is absurd even for a machine, but we can easily get over it by substituting the divine imaginary number..
The destroyed body could not be restored. We hacked the domestic computer system to find replacement materials, but most materials on Earth cannot replace the original gloves, and even if they exist, they are in short supply..
iron said there.
[Look at this. Feel it. It is the ‘God’s metal’ that can make your body..]
-Kikluk!
It was not seen but felt. Calculations were possible even without data.
An abnormal physics phenomenon I felt when fighting Leon. The power of divine intervention. If this were the case, he would be able to manufacture his own body..
-Squeak.
「What can this unit do??」
Accordingly, a ‘revelation’ came down with the sound of iron laughter..
Strong artificial intelligence quickly began to learn the necessary knowledge..
* * * *
"uh? Manager. take a look at this!"
"What is it?"
"It's YouTube, and this is licensed.?!"
Hunter Association Manager Kim Jin-su's eyes widened when he saw the video shown by his subordinate..
"Naju Plain? Yutuber?"
The video started by showing the vast rice fields of Naju Plain..
[A special crop that only grows in our Naju plains. I will show you the efficacy of Manshinjeonpyo rice..]
A voice so perfect that it's hard to believe it's a mechanical sound. A soft voice that makes you likable just by hearing it begins the narration..
[People ask, “What’s so special about Pansinjeon rice?” I'm going to give you the answer in this video..]
16Perfect ultra-high definition video that supports up to K, BGM with tones you've never heard of before..
[The morning of the farmers belonging to the pantheon begins at 5 am every day..]
Anyone can see that the skill of the video flowing like water is that of a professional..
[The farmers of Pantheon begin with a pious prayer time for the temporary priest, Old Man Choi, and the farmers. Look at that. I am still praying to Demera, the goddess of life and abundance..]
The camera approaches the farmers praying toward the altar..
Rather than a farmer, he is peaceful and free of blemishes, like a monk practicing meditation..
[What makes the crops of the pantheon special??]
-Just eating the crops blessed by Demera makes you healthy and cures diseases. My wife had dementia, but she's fine now.!
-I was cured of my long-standing heart disease! Now I run 100m in 6 seconds!
It was nonsense, but the screen changed and the video unfolded..
A sick dog runs wild after eating rice, or a dying cancer patient gets better..
[There is one reason why all of this is possible. It's thanks to the gods of the pantheon served by His Majesty Leon Dragonia, the Lionheart King of the Pantheon Guild..]
-Demera.!
-Long live Lionheart, Majesty!!
-Long live the other deities of the pantheon!
""…….""
The video was soon seen by association employees in the Hunter Department. They only opened their mouths a few seconds after the video ended..
"……Who made this??"
"Pantheon… It's not your Majesty Leon.?"
"You think that guy is a YouTuber.?"
"……Did an assistant manager make it??"
"He's blind."
It was strange. Let alone the overly high quality video, what was the purpose of making this video in the first place??
Isn’t this a sick advertisement no matter who sees it? The reaction in the comments was also like that..
-Shit, what kind of advertisement is this again??
-What kind of sick advertisement is this? It's a waste of talent.
-Isn’t the Lionheart King the hottest survivor these days? Attacking Cheongju Gate.
-He's a funny guy. No matter how ignorant you are about the Internet, you can still steal it like this.?
-More than that, this is being translated into 104 languages. Some crazy payoen made this?
It was natural. Even gods are mentioned in blatant advertisements..
Even the cheap advertising videos paid for current affairs programs these days won't be this blatant and illogical..
Can eating rice cure cancer? The goddess blessed the land?
It was meant to be ridiculed as nonsense..
If there is a problem.
All of this is absolutely true.
Eating rice really cures cancer, and there were association employees who witnessed the goddess... At the center of it all, the Lionheart King who came from another world exists..
In other words, this is a video made by Leon..
"I need to meet that guy, Leon, right now.."
What are you thinking? Manager Kim Jin-su called Ha-ri Han as he prepared to go out..
"What are you thinking??"
………
……
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Upload completed.
The penthouse where Leon lives. Yacht Spinner removed the auxiliary arm, which was converted to USB-C type, from the laptop..
"Sir Yappy? Have you used up my laptop??"
Yakt Spinner nods while returning Han Ha-ri's laptop..
「Operation Noise Marketing. Phase one success. Transition to Phase Two. Network being hacked.」
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