Chapter 162
162angry travel
"Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.······."
"Well, Your Majesty. You look happy?"
Hari tilted his head towards Leon, who was showing quite happy emotions..
"It reminds me of an old friend.."
"If it's His Majesty's old friend... Lord Antok or something like that.?"
"Did you meet that guy too?."
"Yeah, well... they're all respectable people.."
Although it was amazing to say that, Leon shook his head and denied it..
"I met your guy too.."
Leon brought up an old memory. He also recalled a day not too long ago.
His old friend, whom he sent away without ever seeing him ascend to heaven, and who was forced to perform an ascension ceremony in a place that recreated the past..
Jordic Bertum's second son. A member of the Liona Sunset Knights. One who serves dreams and death.
Clueless Zereah.
Also, a man called Zereah of Twilight..
"Surprisingly, it's pretty similar.."
[I don't need your evaluation of my challenge.]
The conversation with Koo Dae-seong reminded me of him..
That incompetence, that foolishness... even that stupidity..
"But, did you know? In fact, those who shake the world are foolish.."
"okay?"
Hari thought so because that was what Leon said. Although he was an eccentric person by nature, he was not one to say the wrong things..
"Since that is what His Majesty says... then it must be so.."
"You're acting like a tongue in your mouth. It looks like he learned his duties as a subject.."
"I am a loyalist.?"
"Still not working."
"······."
"······."
"Just for a moment."
"No way."
"······."
Hari looked down at Leon in silence. Leon wasn't even looking at Hari..
"Lungehaaaa...! Not once, but the second time. It's too much.!"
You're hanging me on a figurehead again!···!
Hari was above, Leon was below..
It was a reversed hierarchical relationship, but I liked that kind of symbolic meaning..
On the rolling sea, Hari clings to the figurehead of a huge ferry ship and cries bitterly..
Han Hari, goddess of the sea and waves. Currently, she is sacrificing herself to end the custom of impure women riding on boats..
"Oh my, is this an offering to Poma, whom I only heard about??"
"Is it Vechain?."
Beatrice looked curiously at Hari, who was hanging on the figurehead..
"Is it really possible to solder something like this??"
"Hehehe, even to you."
Leon said as he looked at the many women aboard this huge luxury liner..
"Basically, when a woman is on a boat, injustice comes on board. However, God Foma mercifully absolves her of infidelity through the sacrifice of a woman.."
"But that program. Can't it be replaced with a female statue instead of a woman??"
"······."
Leon was speechless at Beatrice’s words. It is true that such a code actually exists..
There was a policy on the ship not to make live offerings by turning female figures into figureheads..
"Aren’t there a lot of women on the boat? I'm a sucker for half-baked things.······."
"Well, it's a long-awaited trip, so it would be a shame to leave it hanging like that. I'm thinking of using magic to build a female statue to replace the athlete statue.."
When Bice repeated this, Leon allowed it as if he had no choice. Thanks to this, Hari was able to get off the bow in about three hours after departing from the ship..
"and! It's liberation!"
Rather than being sad about this harsh treatment, Hari seems more happy about not having to hang around the figurehead for a week until he gets to his destination..
"I'll change into my swimsuit and come back.!"
Leon is excited and Hari heads to the locker room. Leon shrugged his shoulders and headed inside the ferry with Beatrice..
"Your Majesty, this way.!"
The one who guides the two people there is Prince Hanbit Park Yong-shin. He greeted them both in an extremely polite manner..
"Welcome aboard our Hanbit. How do you feel? Do you have any inconveniences??"
"Well, it's not bad. However, the decorations are excessive due to its focus on entertainment. The vanity of a nouveau riche.."
"Ah... I'm just sorry for tarnishing your noble majesty's aesthetic sense.."
Park Yong-shin's expression was not one of flattery, but a sincere apology. He gestured to the Hanbit Palace believers and instructed them to guide the two people..
"The Royal Suite was put on hold. We will take you comfortably on your way to the ‘Republic of Taiwan’.."
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The reason Leon suddenly decided to set sail for the Republic of Taiwan was because of Beatrice's guess..
"It is said to be a place where the Demon Grand Duke lurks.?"
"Yes, Quay, the Demon Prince of Pleasure and Corruption. he is on earth."
The basis was the Earth's newspaper. A scandal that occurred in the Republic of Taiwan. And the current incidents happening in Taiwan..
What happens there is similar to the past Spero Kingdom, and the emblem of the Demon Archduke Quay was discovered. Above all──
"When I pronounced his name, he responded to me. I closed the channel right away."
"They say the devil's name has a magical meaning."
Beatrice's guess was not simply unfounded. Rather, the possibility is quite high as it is said by a specialist who has hunted demons countless times..
"Good. Then we'll lead our troops straight to the Republic of Taiwan.."
The problem is that Taiwan is an island and there is no justification for suddenly leading troops there..
This is the trick I came up with..
"As of today, the pantheon will be taking a fall vacation.."
It was disguised as a trip to Taiwan under the pretext of vacation..
For the decided vacation to Taiwan, we rented Park Yong-shin's luxury passenger ship and set sail for four hours..
Leon changed into a swimsuit and went out to the luxury liner's suite-only pool lounge..
"hmm."
There were some familiar faces in the lounge..
"Oh, your majesty!"
"How are you?!"
Suho and Jaehyuk. Representative knights of the modern pantheon and their leader Cheon So-yeon.
"You came?"
A knight commander who hides his well-trained and healthy body with shame. That freshness was cute and could be overlooked..
-Kikluk!
Yapi seems to be enjoying her vacation as well, floating on the water wearing a striped swimsuit specially woven on the fuselage..
It looked like someone had forced him to wear it to make himself feel better, rather than because he wanted to..
"Let everyone rest comfortably."
Leon said that and went into the swimming pool. Perhaps because of the cool fall weather, the swimming pool is filled with hot water, similar to a hot spring bath..
"Suho~ Jaehyuk and Soyeon were enjoying it first.!"
At that time, a girl with red pigtails appeared noisily. Hari jumped towards the swimming pool in a passionate red bikini swimsuit..
"Wow! Sister, wait a minute.!"
"Yay~!"
Hari, who was hanging on the figurehead and shivering from the cold wind, threw himself into the swimming pool without hesitation..
with a plop! A spray of water hit and the aftermath splashed all over the place..
"Haha~!"
Hari dives deep from the tips of her legs to the top of her head to the bottom of the pool and rises as if bouncing. Hari shouted to the three people, splashing in the warm water that surrounded his entire body..
"You guys come in too! It's so warm here!"
"Um... older sister."
"huh?"
Suho couldn't bear to speak and pointed in a specific direction with his eyes. There──
"Huh! your majesty!"
Leon, who looked like a wet mouse, was staring at Hari..
"Uh, uh... Lung, Your Majesty······."
Hari doesn't know what to do. When Leon raised his hand, she closed her eyes tightly and cried, but instead of yelling, he placed a large palm on the top of her head..
"lung, majesty?"
Hari opens her slightly closed eyes. In that field of vision, I saw Leon smiling..
"It's good to enjoy your vacation, but you're a lady by name, so be careful how you carry yourself.."
"Ah... I was a nobleman.?"
By pantheon standards, knights are considered nobles, but Hari was a priestess chosen by two gods and a noblewoman who was granted a fief..
"Hmm... Your Majesty."
There was a time when a commoner was scolded for trying to humble himself with a king..
But now she is a knight of the pantheon and a goddess favored by the gods! A nobleman who received a fief there!
She is clearly a noble lady.!
'A woman like me! woman with class?'
Haha, she smiled and the king himself patted her head made her feel even more flattered..
"Hehe, I see. So you're the lady from Lady First, right? It's not a woman?"
"Hahaha, how can you be like a commoner? Hahaha, this guy."
"Wooheehee...! Did you hear! This noble lady was recognized by His Majesty the Lionheart King.···!"
""······.""
-unlucky.
It looks like he quickly became proud after realizing that he was a nobleman. Is that a government official?.
-Kuguk!
"Yay! My lungs, Your Majesty... It hurts to stroke them.?"
At one point, Hari said with a smile to Leon, who was holding his head viciously. Of course, Leon is still smiling. but······.
"Then you too should learn the basics of being a lady. I will personally educate you on court etiquette and the manners of nobles.."
"ha ha ha···?"
"If you don't learn it properly during the test, I will break your leg club. Do you understand??"
"······Yes."
Hari is drooping. Leon declared to Foma and Fetos that he would personally teach the Lionheart court etiquette to this lowly new noble..
"Heeing······."
"It's okay, sister.?"
"It's not okay... grill me a barbecue······."
Suho quickly approaches the barbecue machine after hearing his sister's words. At that time, the wire slapped Hari..
"Wow···!"
When I turned around with a tingling sensation in my back, I saw Yapi hanging from the pool balcony and about to fall..
Yapi, who was almost swept away by Hari's dive, barely managed to hold on to the balcony..
-Come quickly, organism..
"Hey Sir Yappy!"
Hari rushes to rescue Yapi. She barely caught Yappy..
"Hey, are you okay??"
-Not okay.
Yapi slapped Hari's cheek with his mechanical leg. It's so bitter that it hurts.
"Hmm, it hurts."
-Stupid organism. Where have all the nutrients I ingested gone??
"Hehe... Ah, it hurts.!"
Hari kept getting punched by Yapi and felt like his balls were not going away..
"Because it hurts?!"
-Kikluk!?
Hari can't bear it anymore and hugs Yapi tightly. Yapi, trapped in the swollen, rice cake-like embrace, struggled, but was unable to escape from Hari's grip..
-Leave this behind!
"If you let go, they will keep hitting you.!"
Hari is an S-class hunter. Just looking at his physical abilities, he is a knight commander-level hunter. Of course, Yapi's total combat power surpasses Hari's, but that's in full-on combat mode..
In other words, this is the story when equipped with a war platform..
The current Yappy is 1/100th the minimal size of its heyday. The power limit depending on the size of the aircraft was far from being able to overcome the grip strength of an S-class hunter..
-Are you not letting go? This machine warned me.
"profit······."
When Yappy cannot escape by force, he gives a scary warning. Even though Hari is losing strength due to Yapi's warning, she never lets go..
Looking at those two people, Jaehyuk inadvertently shed his true feelings..
"I'm jealous of Sir Yappy."
"It's my sister."
Sigh!
Relentless punishment was inflicted..
In the end, after arduous negotiations, Hari puts Yappy on the tube..
Hari quickly fiddled with her swimsuit to change the subject..
"By the way, this swimsuit was purchased by Sir Yappy, right? Something was delivered to my room.."
-It is a perfect derivation based on the machine’s computing power and big data..
"is it so? When did you know the size??"
-hacked.
"???"
-It was easy.
"???"
I confessed to something very criminal, but I was afraid that no one would tackle me..
Digging into how many crimes this machine is doing behind the scenes would be like opening Pandora's box..
- According to the observation ability and calculation of this machine before the database, selecting an error-free size and appropriate selection is an easy problem..
"iced coffee~"
-Hari Han. I usually prefer short lengths that expose my abdomen and armpits. Observation suggests that active sweat glands are the cause..
"Now, wait a minute······.
- Excluding work clothes, prefer hot pants, skinny jeans, see-through, etc. Even pajamas show a similar trend. Apes that don't care much about exposure.
"An ape! You're being harsh! Because it's cool!?
- Jaehyuk Kim. Prefers torn pants that are incomprehensible. It is believed to be a product of distorted experiences from a poor childhood. Post-traumatic stress disorder caused by traumatic memories──
"No, this is fashion.!"
- Suho Han. Looking at card payment patterns, most clothes are purchased at Dongdaemun Dodaegi Market. Despite his wealth, he was unable to let go of his beggar-like nature as an orphan..
"you are too much···!"
This mechanical robot. The interpretation is strangely malicious on a topic that is guilty of even useless things.!
-Soyeon Cheon.
"······."
Yapi's gaze turned to Cheon So-yeon. Staring intently at her top, a two-piece swimsuit with frills covering her chest.──
-Tend to be males of frigate birds.
"???"
""???""
It was an analysis that made Cheon So-yeon, the trio of knights, and even Leon tilt his head..
"Frigate bird? Is it a new kind??"
- The tendency of frigate birds to attract females by exaggerating their breasts. Thanks to you, I almost bought a swimsuit with distorted information..
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"you···!"
In rare cases, Cheon So-yeon's face turned bright red and she looked for something. Covering her breasts, she lifts the skewer on which Su-ho was grilling her meat just moments ago and points it like a sword with all her anger..
"I can't shut that mouth, you stupid robot.!"
-Request for correction. This device provides precise and accurate facts.──
"profit···!"
A swimming pool full of chaos. Cheon So-yeon lunges at him with a red-hot skewer, and Yappy runs away using a steel wire like a spiderman from a superhero movie..
In the mess, Hari wisely got out and found someone who wasn't there..
"where is the queen?"
Beatrice, who was supposed to share the same floor, was nowhere to be seen..
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