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Never touch Eldmia Egga - Episode 375

I don't know what happened in Itisel while I was crossing the continent from the west, but the road from Irmiz to Milean, the big city where the gate exists, was quite spectacular..

"die! Die you bastards!!"

"Kwiik! I'm going to give it a go!!"

Mainly not me, but those around me..

I was sitting in a suitable clearing, resting by the fire, when orcs and humans suddenly appeared and fought at close range. It was a truly unique spectacle, and it was too much of a waste to just ignore the dog fight between the two groups, who acted as if they didn't care, so I ate faster than usual. After getting ready, eating and looking around was what I looked like now..

It seems that large-scale activities such as hiring mercenaries are not limited to Irmiz. Whenever you go to an ordinary city or a small village, you can easily meet adventurers or mercenaries searching the surrounding area..

Normally, it was quite a spectacle to see people who would have been living in laziness all winter, wandering around the pure white fields and forests with lights in their eyes, but it had less of an impact than the current situation..

Unlike the humans who recognized me and showed up to keep me in check, the orcs who were only interested in them from the beginning were fighting quite well..

In fact, even if the orcs fought well, it was only at a level where they didn't clash with each other and didn't get in the way, but surprisingly, that's what they did. I don't know if they learned it to survive, or if they were just some of the guys who followed Kakula who were good at fighting, but it was a rare sight indeed..

Thanks to this, it was difficult to predict the outcome, so I was watching with interest, when a slightly larger orc fighting at the front violently pushed the warrior fighting against him with his shield and shouted with ridicule..

"Kwiik! Ingan! Yakada!"

It may have been really embarrassing for them, but it was true..

Proudly say, ‘It’s mine!’ Six people appeared while shouting... adventurers? mercenary? Contrary to their exciting appearance, they were unable to overwhelm the fifteen orcs..

Unlike the similar hero party I met near Irmiz, it was a reverse harem party with all men except for one female wizard, which was a bit impressive, but that was it. The only thing the wizard could do to keep them in check was by throwing ugly baseball-sized fireballs at them..

Even Banpoon, who was kicked out of the Magic Library, is better than that... isn't he? Is that common? After thinking about it a little more, I realized that Lellie was a promising star with a star rating, and that Merdella had never seen anyone use magic properly, so I had no comparison group to infer the magician's skills....

"ah. No. The kids are better than that too.?"

Academy students. Even kids who were 8 years younger than that woman were not at that crude level. But if you look at it again, they are elite in their own way....

"Fuck you! help me!"

The men's skills had already been evaluated, so the only thing that touched me while I was lost in thought to evaluate the wizard was the shield holding stick that had just been pushed aside by the orc. Seeing their nervous look towards me, which was slightly higher up the hill than them, I looked back in surprise, wondering if their group was hiding behind me..

But there was no one. I thought it was just a fake to deceive the orcs, so I looked back and saw the guy who had once again blocked the orc's blow with difficulty shouting again..

"You! You! You guy, leisurely eating something.!"

"...me?"

I scooped up a bit of the stew, which had just begun to boil, and as I was checking the seasoning, my hand stopped in shock. No suddenly? Is it like a popular joke these days??

But he seemed extremely sincere. This time, it wasn't the guy, but the wizard who was throwing a flaming baseball from behind and shouted..

"Yes fuck! If you're not going to help, get out of there!"

"What are you saying, crazy bitch? I was here first."

It's nothing else, but when I first ran out, I clearly remember him yelling that he was going to kill me and keeping me in check, but that's how he reacted.?

It was absurd, but I wasn't meant to deal with crazy people, so just when I was about to finish cooking the stew, the orcs who discovered me later saw their reaction and were scared..

"Why is the warchief's ax here??!"

Hmm, a little bland but not bad..

I nodded with satisfaction at my cooking skills and then answered the dumbfounded orcs..

"Chief Neg went to the heavenly steppe."

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The warrior, who had barely been able to withstand the one-sided blow from the orc with the power of his shield, could not help but believe his ears..

There was a fight next to me, and what did the crazy guy who was eating stew just say? Prairie in the sky? Where is that??

I turned my head to see if he could see it, but he wasn't the only one who had that reaction. His companions were all frowning, not understanding the situation..

But the orcs were different. They stopped fighting excitedly and started to retreat in shock. Otherwise, the warrior group wouldn't have had time to leisurely make impressions..

The only one who was calm was that crazy guy eating the stew. Despite receiving the attention of both the orcs and themselves, instead of showing any particular reaction, he just frowned and waved his hand as if to shoo away a fly..

"What you looking at? I have no interest in your fucking battle, so just fight.."

"Kwik, kkwik.?"

The warrior realized. Even if you don't know what it is, now is a golden opportunity. He shouted as he suddenly thrust his sword into the heart of an orc who had no intention of even paying attention to him..

"Now! kill it!"

"Kwik, kwiik! Big version Ingan! Dirty Ingans! Wow!!"

Fortunately, his colleagues quickly responded to his cries and the surprise attack was successful. As some of the orcs, who quickly collapsed as if the tense confrontation up until now had been a lie, turned their backs and ran away, the female mage, who had not been able to use magic properly until now for fear of getting the group involved, created a large fireball and threw it..

"Huh, now it's dodgeball."

The stew-eating crazy guy muttered something, but that wasn't important right now. The warrior rushed at the orc, who was screaming and rolling on the ground with his back on fire, and breathed a sigh of relief only after he was clearly suffocated..

What came after that relief was frustration and anger. To be exact, my anger is directed at that stew-eating madman..

"You fucking crazy bastard! Just watch that quietly?!"

Even though he walked towards me and shouted, the crazy guy just leisurely drank his stew. She responded as if it was no big deal and didn't even look at her..

"of course. I don't remember when they first came in and kept me in check and shouted that it was yours.?"

"But why do we turn a blind eye when our fellow human beings are suffering? If we break up, I can't figure out who's next?!"

Push! I don't know where I got the chance to laugh, but suddenly the crazy guy started spouting out stew and laughing..

"Kek, kek! Be very damn good. Please go without disturbing the meal. Since ancient times, it has been said that one should not even touch a dog while eating.."

In response, as if he had heard an unusual sound, the blood vessels on the warrior's temples bulged. This bastard is laughing at us?

I wanted to kill him right away, but I exercised patience because I still had something to figure out..

"...Phew, yes. It's all good. What is that? What is the Prairie in the Sky??"

He asked, aiming his sword, which was still dripping with Orc blood, at the large two-handed ax next to the crazy guy..

The orcs clearly recognized that ax and reacted with great fear and confusion. Did you say it was the warchief's axe? It seems to be something symbolic to the orcs, and if they react the same way just by showing it to the orcs, it was clear that it would be very useful in subduing the orcs this time..

"The stuff you get interested in and the place you just sent the orcs to.."

But the crazy guy wasn't particularly cooperative. Even though his warrior comrades followed him up the hill, he still had nothing but stew to eat..

The warrior moved the tip of his sword towards the guy, thinking that he might really be a crazy guy..

"Is cancer still more precious than life??"

The guy chewing on the stew ingredients' eyes turn to the sword. However, there was no fearful or nervous reaction. He just frowns slightly and shows his displeasure..

"Put away the sword. blood drips into the stew."

"Put away the bullshit. Give me that. Well then, let’s take a look at this one.."

I could tell just by listening to the sound of my colleagues behind me adjusting their swords and the wizard chanting a spell to create a fireball. But the crazy guy just looked at the tip of his sword and sighed deeply, as if he was still displeased..

"It feels good to be back in my hometown after a long time. I have no hobby of seeing blood other than while eating. But the moment the blood of those pigs on the tip of your sword enters my stew, counting your threats against me, you will die unconditionally. Don't say it three times. Put the sword away before blood drips into the stew.."

"Ha, you crazy bastard. Is stew that important??"

As expected, it was something a crazy person could not understand. The man burst out laughing and stabbed his sword into his stew..

"If it's that important, just ignore it...."

"You son of a bitch."

The next moment the man was flying in the sky.

'uh?'

I didn't know what happened. The crazy guy suddenly became blurry, and he found himself flying in the sky..

At the end of my vision, which was spinning against my will, a forest came into view, and a crazy person came into the place where I was just standing..

The guy who was clearly holding the stew bowl and spoon was suddenly holding the ax that was lying next to him..

"..,is eld...ah ega...han..."

By the time he noticed that the clean ax blade was stained with red blood, the warrior was already rolling down the hill at will in his fading consciousness..